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greggorysshocktheater: “They were all divine people, with great senses of humor. We used to sit around and say very seriously, How can we scare the little bastards!” - Vincent Price remembering his fellow actors in The Comedy Of Terrors (1963)
crowtrolls: hetaliangonewild: wait till the end #OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y
A man of many names: Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus Dirt McGirt, Dirt Dog Russell Jones Osirus Osiris the Father Ason Unique, Unique Ason Joe Bananas Ol’ Dirt Schultz Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant The Bebop Specialist Dirk Hardpec The Man of
wifeswickedlust: The bastard contractor we hired to remodel our kitchen found out we couldn’t pay him for the job. A woman knows when a man has lust for her, he had been watching me with his beady eyes all week while working in the house. He told
thickmystery: shimadonna: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. the fuckin dog is like should i lick the bun i’m gonna lick the bun *licks the bun* tattooedlittlebaby
saveacoweatavegan: l4dyboner: slutstatus: h0lytitz: fearlessrec0rds: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. Thank you so much. THE WAY IT FUCKIGN LICKS THE RABBITS NOSE I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
sothoros: Favourite Asoiaf/GoT Characters -> Jon Snow “I am the sword in the darkness, the watcher on the walls.”
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6822676/sherlock-blues-clues
This is the film I directed for class a while ago. I uploaded it to Pornhub but they have unfortunately blocked it in “several countries” including the US.:,(
that was the hottest update to dateI’m in a goddamn cocoon of towels
You’ve been visited by a rare front-Toffee.Good fortune in overthrowing oppressive regimes will come your way if you reblog and write “Here’s your finger, you lizard bastard!”.Ignore for ugly selfies.
holy motherfucking shit. holy damn fucking shit I can’t believe we survived the hiatus. SVTFOE is coming back tomorrow you Disney bastards made me/us wait 9 fucking months with your disgusting hiatus shit but now the wait is over and it’s like either
lizardsister:now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2.
unexplained-events: The Curse of “Litte Bastard” On September 30th, 1955, James Dean was driving his Porsche Spyder when it crashed (head on) with another car. Dean was pinned inside, neck broken. His friend in the passenger seat was thrown from
shimadonna: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. the fuckin dog is like should i lick the bun i’m gonna lick the bun *licks the bun*
failureuponfailure: letz-moshercise: The Bastards, The Vultures, The Wolves mario this is one of my favorites
antixist: The Bastards, The Vultures & The Wolves - The Wonder Years band blog.
dunrath: The Wonder Years - The Bastards, The Vultures, The Wolves [x]
makaiwars: Tumblr is way worst than 4chan in the sense that at least the bastards on 4chan know they’re assholes, the people on this website actually think they’re in the right and expect to be taken seriously even when spewing the most ridiculous
coulsonator: About Steve Rogers #says the bastard who helped the workers clean up the set after filming #and visited a little boy after he sent him a home made card I want to cry right now.
davidtennantcom: David Tennant In The New Issue Of The Radio Times David Tennant’s win in the Radio Times TV Champion tournament is covered in the latest issue of the magazine with a double page spread featuring photos of David and runner up Benedict
misstylersmith: Rose, holding up Rose the Dog: stinkyJackie: no!! don’t be mean!!Rose, swaying Rose the Dog back and forth: stinky bastard manJackie: nooo!!!!Pete, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat dog.Jackie, distraught: NOOOO!!
imystral-deactivated20210208: “You’re some nasty bastard. For forcing yourself into a destiny you can’t escape from, you used me, huh.” “You noticed?” “But in the end, I couldn’t change your destiny. From now on,
overtheunderpass: gucciballs: krindor: cheriesvoid: meester-pigvig: lightgetsout: satanstrousers: em-in-the-den: current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor current aesthetic: the history professor
emilyparagraph: Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.
hiddlesy: ‘fascinating’ is a word I use for the unexpected. I love how bones looks up in the last one like ‘Jesus Christ, This damn hobgoblin is on my fucking last straw please give me the strength not to murder the bastard!’
Phone Screensaver Tag Game! I was tagged by natybug97, I now tag reasoning-with-myself genotype1002 sheepinthewolves the-moon-is-the-limit and sailordemyx Show us your screens!
iheartgot: Even in Winterfell, as a kid before the wolves, Jon was the bastard. He was the odd one out. The rest of them are all brothers and sisters. He’s only a half-brother, so he’s not as closely tied to them … So he’s of them, he’s part
evilvarric666-archive:Dragon Age: believe it or not, the canonical king of Ferelden and last surviving member of the Calenhad line is the bastard son of an elven mage, two of the most discriminated against groups in Thedas!Me: wow. What a bombshell. That
brightmouth-deactivated20230417:My spouse and I just had one of those “wait your brain works HOW?” exchanges, and now I am BURNING TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE:Fellow speakers of this feral bastard language (English), rb and tell me in the
phxntasm: l4dyboner: slutstatus: h0lytitz: fearlessrec0rds: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. Thank you so much. THE WAY IT FUCKIGN LICKS THE RABBITS NOSE I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
l4dyboner: slutstatus: h0lytitz: fearlessrec0rds: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. Thank you so much. THE WAY IT FUCKIGN LICKS THE RABBITS NOSE I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I
whydontihatemarrymyself: makaiwars: Tumblr is way worst than 4chan in the sense that at least the bastards on 4chan know they’re assholes, the people on this website actually think they’re in the right and expect to be taken seriously even when
systlin:wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:Everything I own is covered in cat hair again immediately after coming out of the wash, but that’s just the price we pay for the privilege of a life amongst the bastards.This is the most relatable post I’ve
Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are. the fuckin dog is like should i lick the bun i’m gonna lick the bun *licks the bun* Omfg😍
goodqueenalys: oberynmartell: lady sansa stark of winterfell did not win the battle of the bastards, reuinte the entire north, watch her father and brother be murdered, survive two sadistic abusers, keep the northern people warm and fed for the winter,