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Judging by the illustration I’d say the author’s recommendation is to wander around in the woods until you find a gingerbread house and then start eating it.
averydirtyoldman: Judging by the illustration I’d say the author’s recommendation is to wander around in the woods until you find a gingerbread house and then start eating it. Hmmmm, and maybe a wicked old man comes out, grabs Useless, drags her
That wasn’t Robin Williams. It was a character he played in the movie Good Will Hunting. That movie was written by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. I really do hate it when people attribute the words of a character in a fictional work to either the author
sweetmadameblue:damilyn:baronesskika:This article gives me life.This is a Robert Pattinson level of self-hatred.#THE LADY PLAYING ANA LITERALLY SAYS ‘I DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE THIS MOVIE’ #THE LEAD ACTORS CAN’T STAND EACH OTHER#THE AUTHOR AND
thicc-waifu: crouching-mouse: Chapter 15 - Fukumaru & the Cat Toy First || Previous || Next Chapter 15 of “Gentleman & Cat”, by Umi Sakurai. Translation and scanlation editing by me. You can read the original on the author’s Twitter,
dduane: firebender-in-the-tardis: Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal We’re going to find the author by process of elimination. You can’t pin this one on ME. Sorry (not sorry not in the slightest nope nope nope)
filmtrivia: Although all the teachers at Hogwarts are addressed as “Professor”, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has said that there is no university for wizards. This revelation has two implications: first, that the professor salutation is an honorific;
jazzage-suggestion: jazzage-suggestion: jazzage-suggestion: Make paper cut-outs of fairies and pose them for photos with your friend Fool the author of the world’s most famous detective stories Try to explain the basic concepts of prestidigitation
jujubee58: onlyblackbeauty: theboyofcheese: I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book. wtf… lmao. Send help. Wow, some people actually paid for this! Who the fuck thinks of Ben Franklin dancing hike getting
andioyu: andioyu: I NEVER USED TO THINK THE HALLWAY IN MY BUILDING IS SCARY AT NIGHT I DO NOW called the landlord about it and he said he’d come fix it and he was actually here yesterday but he didn’t fix it?? so i continue to live in a horror
ishipitlikeups: scapegoatie: I just read that the author of Peter Pan based it on his brother Peter, who died as a child. The character is a boy who lives in a fantasy world, without his family, and never grows up. This is like the emotional equivalent
exgynocraticgrrl-archive-deacti: Tony Porter: A Call To Men"Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning
exgynocraticgrrl: Tony Porter: A Call To Men"Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking
thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire: itislovebaby: demet3r: the-trench-coat-fandom: captainsbooty: captainsbooty: captainsbooty: what if we’re all characters in a book WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
just-zozi: brainstatic: JK Rowling Potter, you were named after me, the author and reason for your existence. I’ve broken the fourth wall in the last 3 pages of this series to teach you children that art is dead and only cruel irony remains. I feel
yeahwriters: authorsarahdessen: restlesslochness: stunningpicture: The author and illustrator of Clifford the big red dog died today. Thanks for the memories Norman Bridwell. :( And now I’m teary. Awwww so sad! Thank you Normal Bridwell, I
blueeyeddl: dracusfyre: inksplattersandearlyhours: “When I was young, women were raped on the campus of a great university and the authorities responded by telling all the women students not to go out alone after dark or not to be out at all. Get
dirkstriders: lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit
internalscreeching: tomatomagica: tomatomagica: OH OH SHIT I THOUGHT THE STYLE LOOKED SOMEWHAT FAMILIAR THE AUTHOR OF MAID DRAGON MANGA IS THE SAME PERSON WHO DID “I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT MY HUSBAND IS SAYING” WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVE SHORT
arctic-hands: queerhollyleaf: truestoriesaboutme:Everyone who is so sure that the Zodiac killer has been identified clearly didn’t live through that week when we all thought we’d found the author of My Immortal [Image Description: the tag “#i
andreablog2-deactivated20220425:Sorry but not a single Russian novel about depression that the kgb would have prohibited and wasn’t released until the authors death will hold a candle to this masterpiece. It’s gross, it makes you hate the character
thewhiskeykitteh:the-fabulous-goat: rockboci:modern-austen:GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING Add the author’s reply, cowards! I scrolled through the notes on this post and my favorite has to be one mockingly accusing Madeline Miller
voldeadmort: liam: by the authority vested in my by the state of ______ i now pronounce you husband and wife liam: you may now kiss the bride!
gooddogautismcompanions: Ever wonder the difference between a service dog, therapy dog & an emotional support dog? This graphic explains. Good Dog Autism Companions are service dogs that help mediate the disability of autism. (Credit/author unknown)
rowsoflife: celestial-smoke: ghmw: the irony of this paragraph, with most girls reblogging ‘wish I found someone like this lolololol <3’ is that the author, Elizabeth Gilbert, is actually referring to herself and the strength she has within
otisslasher1: the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter weenie speed I love how they only pointed out weenie speed not the fact that the textbook asked if you had been abducted by aliens
crownmalone: ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
stunningpicture: The author and illustrator of Cliffwood the big red dog died today. Thanks for the memories Norman Bridwell.
melonmedleys: lobstronomousskeleton: jimsdeadbones: You do it for him, that is to sayYou’ll to it for the Author of the JournalsMy Brother. GODDAMMITFEELS AND A MEMEJIM UR KILLING ME MANthis is great tho john-smith-the-xlii
fruitycasket:shiftythrifting: Here is a book titled “The Pleasing Trees Of St Kew” - St Kew is a civil parish area in Cornwall, in England. It’s a very pleasant book listing all the trees the author particularly likes in that area. There are quite
myfitness-app: Get trained by the best! Get sexy legs, an amazing butt, and the confidence to be proud all of you! There is no better time to start. Xo -Amy Chisholm, Personal Trainer, mother of three and the author of Six Months to Sexy Legs Via
cabronaa: cabronaa: cabronaa: Currently in Oaxaca violent clashes between unionized teachers and armed federal policemen sent by the Mexican government are causing chaos in the city of Nochixtlan. So far six people have been killed, and the authorities
gypsiedaughter: thesixgreathokage: purplelittlemermaid: ntbx: Just in case you didn’t know. Huey Freeman is based on the founder of the Black Panther Party Huey P. Newton. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 Finally someone said it The author
stay-honest: crownmalone: ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your
maharlika-chan: Fan girl mode~ uwaahhhh…Rajak Kertia without his mask..the author sure knows how to tickle the fangirl mode in the fans…~~~ <3 <3 <3
yoshi-x2: The author of Yamada and the Seven Witches just hinted that ‘some unthinkable thing’ will happen once the anime PV reaches a million views. That something most likely is what you’re all thinking of right now so get those view counts up!
musicofthestage: LifeHackable.com teaching you how to break the law, raise a finger to authority, and the occasional cupcake recipe.
just-shower-thoughts: The author of the book “American Psycho” received death threats “over the violence depicted in his writing”. That means that someone, somewhere, was bothered by violence in a book and responded by literally threatening to
stabla: how cool would it be if your teacher was in the middle of over analysing a novel and the author walked in, slapped them in the face and screamed “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT”
psychedelictits: larabarakara: ifeeeeeelinfinite: crownmalone: ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her
fortheloveofasub: This expresses the truth of being a genuinely successful Dom better than most things I have read on Tumblr. The author is unknown to me at this point… For The Love of a Submissive
fishingboatproceeds: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stabla: how cool would it be if your teacher was in the middle of over analysing a novel and the author walked in, slapped them in the face and screamed “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT” john green
slavicinferno: Have you seen this man?He is Dzhokhar Tsarnaev the remaining suspect in the Boston Marathon Bombing. Please contact the authorities if you have any information.
nudefeetwilltravel: The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself.
d7ux: “ Keeping order appears to be the business of the authorities, but in fact it’s the business of all. ”
grimelords: sex scenes in books are awful because I always flip between them and the author picture in the back and get to imagine this 60+yo guy telling me about whatever this girl’s nipples are doing it’s the absolute worst time
kemetic-dreams: The FBI-CIA War on Tupac and Socially Conscious Artists ByLamont Lilly on October 12, 2015 John Potash is the author of The FBI War on Tupac Shakur and Black Leaders. Published in 2007, it is just now beginning to circulate among a
hohohomerryshitmas: stunningpicture: The author and illustrator of Cliffwood the big red dog died today. Thanks for the memories Norman Bridwell. you mean Clifford…………..
My first official short story #myhappyending under the pen name #venus 😊 in #poetree : A monthly fanzine magazine by Yeditepe University English Language and Literature Undergraduate & Graduate Students. The theme of the first issue is #madness
hellanne: if you remove the caption that credits the author when you reblog from me, get the fuck off my blog
daaint: celestial-smoke: ghmw: the irony of this paragraph, with most girls reblogging ‘wish I found someone like this lolololol <3’ is that the author, Elizabeth Gilbert, is actually referring to herself and the strength she has within her,
teamrcket: newyorker: In 1974, four years after publishing his first children’s book about the close friendship between Frog and Toad, the author and illustrator Arnold Lobel told his family he was gay. “I think ‘Frog and Toad’ really was the
