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Which is the horniest star sign?
You guys ready for the full moon tonight? I know I am…
tag yourself: astrology edition
astrolocherry: The astrology clock in Prague <3
astrology-please:the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance. Guys, I know
gottabreedemall: “Oh sweetie, don’t worry about a condom… I can’t get pregnant unless I want to…” Your bullshit detector is going off like crazy. You already went along with all the astrology stuff she believes. Maybe she really believes
owenlastname: The Spluttering Life of Owen Lastname no. 39
from beyond the bathroom door
astrology-addict: unicornland25: iammyfather: Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.” @astrology-addict Go Bernie HELL YEAH GO BERNIE!!! Ok but
astrologically–alchemic: captainsapph: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. Seen and reblogged it before, but its fucking amazing. this could entertain me for hours. yep too much fun
astrologically–alchemic: youaremypoisonbaby: fapitalism: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. I request all the awards. all the awards
astrologically–alchemic: Me ghosta the art the art the sex the arrttttt
Selena Kitt Aquarius is so hot we didn’t even make the list?
The Dark side of the Zodiac signs: Leo’s are the best partiers in the zodiac. Also, if you think astrology is rubbish, find the nearest Leo in your office and look at their hair. Tell us it doesn’t resemble a mane.
zodiaccity: “Never let compatibility be a hit or miss based off what sign a person is. Astrology doesn’t define a person, it simply gives a little insight into parts of their personality.”
how sign traits manifest, when energies are focused outward vs. inward
when hits the polls in 2016 remember...
wtfzodiacsigns:Scorpio - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !
cutestrology: black-hippie-moonchild: gothicastrology: reblog with what your mbti actually is and what you got from this :)) i’m curious [this is my interpretation btw, some may say that the different letters are represented by different parts of
astrolocherry: Psychological Base Libra Midheaven~Aries IC: If you stripped everything away there is a tired and overwhelmed child screaming to be heard. It can seem like a battle to remember and regain childhood Scorpio Midheaven~Taurus IC: The core
Virgo in the houses🏡
astrolocherry: taurus is about generating material and immaterial value. they can find great wealth in abandoned antiques or gemstones. they can establish a mutual relationship with nature where they light lanterns to match the sunrise, or mix scents
Uranus in the houses - viva la liberation!
Your tired self, the 12th house
How the signs show their affection
Moon through the Houses
All About Taurus: The Bull
solilunar: :: Neptune in Capricorn generation :: We dream and dream of success, but success is not synonymous with traditional definitions, it’s more..Neptune is the Dream, Wishing, Fantasy and Capricorn represents Reality, cultivation of who we are,
astrolofae:The eighth house is intriguing because it’s simultaneously private and public: it’s what we don’t want to share, and yet what we need to. People with personal planets in the eighth house can be generally quite guarded and secretive people
Types of texters the signs are
When the signs are the happiest
astrawrlogy: Retrograde planet(s) in the 1st house: the Ascendant sign’s manifestation will be heavily hindered/reduced. Very insecure, perhaps prone to self-hatred. Introverted. Identity and life path may change a lot. Likely more self-aware than most
What the Retrogrades in Your Natal Chart Mean
astral-obscura: Retrograde planet(s) in the 1st house: the Ascendant sign’s manifestation will be heavily hindered/reduced. Very insecure, perhaps prone to self-hatred. Introverted. Identity and life path may change a lot. Likely more self-aware than
astralbeings: Moon in the 3rd house natives crave knowledge and intellectual stimulation. These people usually learn very easily and have a knowledge of many different subjects. Your opinions and ideas can change a lot and be influenced by others. Moon
amateurasstrologer: BY REQUEST #3 STELLIUMSWhat the fuck is a stellium? It’s a bunch of planets in one sign. How many? No one can agree, yo. Some old men said three, other old men said four. Who cares. Just pick a number and roll with it - it really
demonicbitch: worries you always go back to1st house stellium: appearance. am i too much? do people like me? how do i present myself to others ? who am i ? am i the person i portray myself to be? what impact do i have on others? do i like myself?2nd
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cosmic-rebirth: fumitsuduru: A crescent Earth is seen by the Wide Angle Camera on the Rosetta spacecraft. From this vantage-point, even your worst problems seem insignificant.
opticoverload: Total Solar Eclipse in the South Pacific
zodiacdad: STOP trying to find the faults in the astrological stereotypes. Literally just stop making posts about how they’re ‘wrong.’ They’re not. They are over-communicated and even magnified by some blogs on Tumblr because all they go by
astrology-addict: lilo15: miss-nerdgasmz: crrud: THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR Captions[Context: the wise men
champion-of-the-citadel: radioactaiv-moving: ghostfiish: pumpkin-bread: darkenedtones: literaryfirearms: weirdcrazydreams: eternally-a-dreamer: cowboydan13: Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona i still hate
cinnasownmockingjay: Catching Fire Characters as Astrological Signs
sayidjarrahs: okay but whoever started that tag yourself meme is a genius bc they knew that we are all self-absorbed weirdos who can’t resist talking about ourselves. it’s like the astrology meme combined with shitposting. what a mastermind.
official-kye: AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy
astrology-please: the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance. Guys, I
juliedillon: Now that all the astrological signs up, I’m going to put them all in two big photosets (since they won’t all fit into one). First half: Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, and Gemini. Usual disclaimer: You can preorder the
astrologers-cloud-club: What your birth chart will teach you: SUN: Why do I act and express myself the way I do MOON: Why do I react and feel the way I do ASCENDENT: Why do I see and meet the world the way I do MERCURY: Why do I think and communicate
overheadoftheaquaablue: i hope the astrology meme never dieskeep telling me fake stuff about my imaginary personality as it relates to beyonce’s discography or nicki’s looks by year or whatever else
just-shower-thoughts: Bowie and Rickman both died of cancer at 69. The astrological sign for cancer is sideways 69. Illuminati confirmed?
“Tochtli (Rabbit) is governed by Mayahuel, Goddess of the Maguey and of Fertility, as its provider of tonalli (Shadow Soul) life energy. Tochtli is a day of self-sacrifice and service to something greater than oneself. It signifies the religious
twinkleofafadingstar:i hope the astrology meme never dieskeep telling me fake stuff about my imaginary personality as it relates to beyonce’s discography or nicki’s looks by year or whatever else
katieastrology: STOP trying to find the faults in the astrological stereotypes. Literally just stop making posts about how they’re ‘wrong.’ They’re not. They are over-communicated and even magnified by some blogs on Tumblr because all they go
hipstercanada: coolxatu: coolxatu: fuck myer briggs fuck astrology if you ask someone who their top 3 favorite homestuck characters were you literally know everything about them if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal
