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bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come
aimee-b-loved: out-there-on-the-maroon: magweno: That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite. I would like to thank the entire population
gaytable: loving-together-living-apart: bridgemcgidge: shercockandmycrotch: everyone needs a waving snail on their blog i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry that comment im sold
this-is-cthulhu-privilege: Yes, I will have a medium rare oppression please. With a side rack of honey glazed baby back oppression. Meat. The tastiest oppression. Now I dont even have to sit on public transportation with my legs apart to oppress the
unexplained-events: megadelicious: unexplained-events: bmx-and-metal: unexplained-events: Anyone up for a swim? I must know what the last thing is so if anyone knows tell me Apart from being the reason behind my nightmares, that is a Bigfin Squid
ABC7 News YOUNG HERO: A 14-year-old Bay Area boy risked his life to enter a burning apartment to save the life of his neighbor, who is disabled. Latrell McCockran then ran back in a second time to also save the man’s dog.
jiveturkeyjerky: I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
imaginensfw: Imagine you and your favorite character reside where there’s a blizzard taking place, and the apartment/house where you live is so cold. You are both snuggled up on the couch under tons of blankets, and the two of you think of doing other
thepagejakeenglish: deliverusfromsburb: This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing Just fine.
hetakesthemfromme: True MomentMy friends would always ask me how is it to live with a female. I told them it’s a little strange. I didn’t tell them the real reason. But the real reason is that her and her fuck buddy fuck everywhere in the apartment.
skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and
rissbliss: isis-: seekingtheunordinary: deathbeforediet: canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit: stand-up-comic-gifs: Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x) HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART
oniongirl: Everything was blueHis pills, his hands, his jeansAnd now I’m covered in the colorsPulled apart at the seams
byfn: vashxthexstampede: Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things
amy-the-baby-otter:if any of my mutuals live near murray UT and are willing to house me till i find a place to live let me know. because i havnt had a job long enought to get an apartment and dont have the luxury of time on my sideT.T Good luck, Amy!
Cleaned the apartment, rearranged the living room, did laundry, made dinner, …… now I suppose I should finish the paper I started writing 3 hours ago…..
Modern AU in which Fili and Kili are living in nyc and kili performs at small clubs and writes songs about Fili because its the only place outside of their shitty apartment he can talk about how in love he is. Then he gets noticed in ~the scene and he
stretches self across the couch (discusses self-injury and abuse briefly so ya no ya no) my body is falling apart from working all the time, I’m making terrible headway on my daddy issues (worst timing ever and for those of you who don’t
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
I would rather fall in love with a vegan.
rundalek:The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like…
darth-tella:andhumanslovedstories:Mutual pining is delicious but recently I’ve been very into a variant, mutual pining where they both know the other one loves them but some very valid noble reason keeps them apart (like a sacred job or the timing
sabrehorns: Every morning before school the … girl from the family in the apartment above him would come down and perform her act of defiance to all her parents rules …. who was he to stop her in her right to protest!
And you’ll need to watch tonightOr you’ll be lost more than everAnd if you only watch some of it you mightBe confused on the plot foreverSo tuning in would only be right‘Cause we’ve been waiting a while for thisTogether we can watch
ohh, given more recent revelations I’m really liking Of Monsters and Men’s Organs (here) for Pink Diamond and Rose and Steven, maybe even more so than Human. Just the general imagery of a person taking themselves apart because things have gone wrong
lgbtiwtv:saw has one of the craziest cases of two same-face white guy main characters I’ve ever seen in any piece of media like I’m gonna cry why tf do strahm and hoffman look like failed clones of the same man 😭 yea, like
cactuarkitty:Liara’s Apartment | Mass Effect 2
domdaddyissues: My new neighbour moved in about month ago. Not the friendliest guy in the apartment block by anyones measure. I’d see him every now and then in the corridor and say “hi” in a friendly fashion and every time he’d just stare right
gotlubebro: a4f101: Yes I’d seen him around…young dad with wife and two young kids in the apartment across from mine…good looking guy, and a friendly sort too. He saw me struggling to get the IKEA crates out of the back of my pickup and gave me
1nt0them1st: To get some of these pictures, I literally stack books/boxes/speakers/bottles/whatever I have around the apartment to put my phone on to get a good angle. It’s a huge pain in the ass and of course not very doable outside (notice the really
zippo077:Bree decided to confront her deadbeat roommate, telling her to pay her share of the rent or get the hell out the apartment they shared. Not taking too kindly yo her tirade, her much larger and stronger roommate quickly overpowered Bree leaving
cheatonmealready: “Do you like this dress babe? I don’t think I’ve ever showed it to you. I wear it out to the club all the time. Just like this. It’s how I pick up all those hot guys you see leaving the apartment when you’re drearily walking
shadowkitsune96: antiquatedsilhouette: imjustamotherfuckingkid: Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The
papermoon357: James’ had the apartment to himself. He was visiting his brother at school so he could get a better sense of what college life would be like in the fall, but his brother was out partying somewhere, probably getting all the hot girls.
thecoupleenextdoor: We spent our two year anniversary in our own apartment in Amsterdam. It had the most incredible window seat. We ended up having sex on it just as it hit golden hour!
squided: tryclops: dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background
pigeon-religeon: The rain come down, surrounding Issei. It pours down, so hard it’s as if it’s digging into his skin, breaking the flesh apart until he’s a puddle of his own flesh and bones. He blinks slowly, because his mind hasn’t caught up
jukeboxemcsa: It’s the way they hang down that imprisons her. The suggestion doesn’t really seem that strong when she’s moving around the apartment; absolutely, her body feels deliciously helpless and her mind feels so wonderfully submissive when
mallius: In the name of the moon, we will ♡ RIP YOU APART ♡ [18x12” print]
clarknokent: nakeyaj729: imnonbinary: shohole: chokesngags: 1stfrom92: I’m confused and disgusted YO WHAT. THIS IS THE WHITEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN WTFFFFFFF what the fuck what in the HELL Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
black-to-the-bones: Charleena Lyles, a 30-year-old pregnant mother, was shot to death by Seattle police with her children – including one with Down syndrome – present in the apartment. She called the police for help, had a knife in her hand to
dumplingdean: imagine cas moving into the apartment next to dean’s tho. and cas is all sweet and shy with his dark hair and his blue eyes. and dean quickly develops a crush on his cute, quirky neighbor. the only thing is…every night dean hears the
yoimerchandise: YOI x Avex Pictures Can Badges & Layered Acrylic Stand Original Release Date:November 3rd, 2017 (Animate Girls Festival 2017) Featured Characters (4 Total):Viktor, Yuuri, Yuri, Makkachin Highlights:The exclusive items from the 2017
clover-ernest: cardinalcrowbar: If you ever feel like you’ve done the dumbest thing in the world, just remember these two burglars that broke into the apartment occupied by three generations of Wolverines, and their pet wolverine. Damn don’t people
twcgentleman13: “Ah, lust. It makes us forget anything we want to. The greatest relaxant, the greatest stimulant.” ― James Lusarde, The Apartment of Sex
somecrazyrogue: arcane-shadows: Pamina waited until Kavira had exited the apartment to put down her book. She was torn. She didn’t want to believe the witch and yet she did. She shouldn’t believe the witch, and yet she did. She shouldn’t trust
Basement, spare room, whatever. We need out of here and I’m willing to pay up to 800/month for this for the three of us. As long as it’s within an hour of work, approx. Alternately, someone to loan us the fees to get the apartment because
Waiting on Nick to get home so we can cook dinner together. I thought I’d share some pictures from today. The first is me walking home from the apartment office. You can hardly tell I’m standing in a parking lot lol. The second is also on
I get startled really easily, to the point where my heart will race, I’ll get palpitations, and I might even get a panic attack. They just turned on the fire alarms in the apartment building and I had forgotten they were going to be turned on today.
claudemonet-art: Corner of the Apartment (1875) Claude Monet I really like the light on the floor
subhumanpleasurebots: Little lolita porn star whore. You can go to your local mexican area and find a few of these walking around the apartment complexes. You have to go early when the moms are cleaning our homes and the dads are pulling our weeds.
aboyneedshisdaddy: Robert’s father didn’t hear his son Jamie come into the apartment. He was too busy getting fucked in the bedroom to notice. Jamie knew what was going on, but also knew that if he walked over to the door, his father would see
Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life
emmaisabadbitch: unmaking: the-mind-of-a-fangirl: kkristoff: thestorysodumb: newyorkgold: portland-kid: vrede: tofux: breadzepplin: vashxthexstampede: Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the