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“I’ve been coming to this temple to pray to the goddess of fertility every morning since I was a young girl… She has answered my prayers and given me the largest breasts in all the land! But I still come back for more.”
My daddy knew I was slutty. He knew I’d go to the truck stop several times a week. So he decided to give me more than I wanted. He secretly advertised for mature blokes to seed me on my 18 birthday. 36 answered, and 28 of them actually came. He
nsfwmagazine: Let me please preface this by saying I think all women are lovely, and I’m sure this woman in particular is probably a very nice lady. The other day I was perusing one of the many photo sites I use, answering messages and looking at
This is me… enjoying some e-stim milking… session lasted about 40 min before I was exploding in one massive cum session. This is the pic that did not post correctly in the prior answer to a followers questions about e-stim and milking!
askdollysolly: CUTE ARE YOU HITTING ON ME OR SOMETHING KID I DONT SWING THAT WAY OR ANY WAY FOR THAT MATTER SO THERE MAGGOT((I am so sorry for taking so long to answer this one! I had to get the plushie back and this was the hardest idea to thing of
I allowed her to believe it was the drink, and not me. When she stopped drinking and looked down – in the time it took her mind to fizz and melt away – she’d have enough questions, and I only had the patience to answer so many before I took her.
someone once asked me if I believed there was a god. I answered yes.. they then asked me where do you think he is?I pointed to the mountain….
This angel….is called the thinking chair. It’s where naughty girls sit and think about what they’ve just done. Then they tell me what they did, why it was wrong, and how sorry they are. The quality of their answers will determine the
get to know me↳ [5] protagonists (2/5) ▶ eren yeager エレン・イェーガー- “Eren, answer me! Even though you knew hell was raging outside the walls, even though we might end up dying horrible deaths like my parents, why did you want to
hickeywiththegoodhair: hojabby: My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer
injuries-in-dust: hojabby: hojabby: My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer Why did this get so many notes Because we’re proud
boobgrowth: “I’ve been coming to this temple to pray to the goddess of fertility every morning since I was a young girl… She has answered my prayers and given me the largest breasts in all the land! But I still come back for more.”
Dream interpretations~I just finished up the last ones (thank you for everyone that was waiting on me!) so feel free to send more~ If you would like to see them here you can send them as asks or message me and I will answer privately~
tricias-captions: A year ago, after a engagement where he treated me as his inferior, when Travis was asked “Will you love and cherish…until death do you part?” he answered “No fucking way,” and left me standing at the altar. I, of course, had
tricias-captions:Don’t judge me. Sheba and I had been trapped along on this fucking island for 6 months now. Assuming I hadn’t fucked up the counting. And yes, I talked to her like she was a human. And yes, I pretended she answered me. We were all
johnzilla87 answered: I”m awake. I’m rad. And tired. I just saw an a cappella rock group because somebody gave me free tickets. It was rad. :) Yo that IS rad. I love me some a capella, from Pentatonix to Rockapella to the million groups back at
How was I wrong? I don’t understand how they want me to answer the fill-in questions and its bringing down my score and making me fan rage >:C
glad2bhere: this college guy answered my ad for someone to mow my lawn …… all he wanted to do was sit naked in the backyard & have me take pictures of him … SWEET DEAL for me! my lawn is up to my knees but who cares. glad2Bhere.tumblr.com/archive
One film critic: “Rogue One was just 赨 million spent on filling in a plot hole.” Me: “Well, yeah, but it was a plot hole that needed answering, in fairness. Everyone has wondered for decades why the Death Star had such a fatal design flaw in
x-cetera: WHO BROUGHT HER HERE? HOW DID SHE GET HERE? IS THAT DALY? ARE YOU DOCTOR DALY? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! HOW DID SHE GET HERE? WAS IT PARAMEDICS, FBI, MILITARY? ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW! WHAT, YOU’RE TELLING ME SHE JUST APPEARED? WHO DID THIS
marissarei: When I was doing a #LoveforLeslieJ interview yesterday, they asked if the hate directed toward Leslie Jones was surprising to me and I almost laughed. Instead, I answered no. I told them that there are thousands of black women online that
b8rboi:mexicanstar77: When I saw an Ad from a guy who was giving head at His place thru a Glory Hole..I answered the Ad and set up a time..When He gave Me His address…I realized it was My Brother’s Apt….Now I can Finally come out to Him after
embarrassedboys: The instructions were very clear. there would be a knock at the door and boi was to answer it immediately without question or hesitation, dropping to his knees and announcing “use me as you wish sir!”. The boi assumed of course that
buttalecki: when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said “who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said “no the correct answer is
buttalecki:when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is the
buttalecki: when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is
blindcomplikaytions: queenxkimberly: jopara: *googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering* Lmfao I thought I was the only one So it’s not just me 😂
justanothertauruswoman: hickeywiththegoodhair: hojabby: My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer MOOOOD
abigail-rising: Make Me Choose: anon asked: Hannibal/Mason or Will/Mason “I answered the door in some leather, you know. Watched for some reaction, didn’t see any. I was concerned he’d be afraid of me, but he didn’t seem to be. Afraid
shelikes2cheat: shefuckedhim: 5 texts and 7 repeated calls with no answer. She was cheating on me again and admitted to hearing the phone but ignored it once his cock was out. Shefuckedhim.tumblr.com I mean, why would she?
lezbilicious: My girlfriend she’d ordered a surprise for me when I checked in at the hotel. I was expecting flowers, or a bottle of something, but…. The telephone rang and I answered it, jaw still dropped. She spoke the one word, “enjoy” before
whythefacee: Holy shit this crazy old lady from our neighborhood came to the door and I answered it and she asked me “Are you the bride to be?”I had no idea what the hell she was talking about and just I said “No..?” Literally four hours later
Marilyn had an unusually frustrating day at the office and knew the best way to end her day was to have Mr. Crude fuck her hard. She texted him the message, “I need you to use me hard. Please!”He replied, “Be naked when you answer the door. I’m
annabethtanzer: annabethtanzer: You asked, I answered! Here are a few photos from one time that my bf decided to cuff me to a chair. That was a fun day ;) let me know what you think! @annabethtanzer We had some fun after this, I just added the video
yeslillylillylove: irresistable-and-in-control: Today’s theme…Just things I enjoy. The first time he asked “Are you on birth control?” I almost died. When he didn’t wait for an answer before telling me that he was going to fuck me raw, filling
nakedangel13: I was in the bath this morning singing my favorite Otis Redding song. Reblog this post telling me what song it is and you win this full pic set! RULES Must Be Following Me, Must Reblog Your Answer TO WIN!!!
asweetheartbeingnaughty: Someone asked me this weekend what my biggest fantasy was. I couldn’t think of anything at the moment so I didn’t answer. But this one is definitely top of my list (and me reciprocating, of course!)
ginzilla: “ I howled into the night in loneliness and pain. But there was no answer, just the endless procession of days, months, years… My teacher left me to my darkest lesson, that in the end, we are alone.” -Queen Of The Damned PESKY + AKUMA
girlinwaitingsworld:magicsky:I auditioned to be a dancer at the most elite gentlemen’s club in town recently. While I was answering the manager’s questions he reached behind me and unzipped my tight leather mini skirt, letting it fall to the
shamblingcorporatepresence: abaikgirl: You asked and I answered. (Also ps thewittyarsonist sorry I didn’t reply to your reply earlier before the anon idiot sent me the ask. I had midterms so I was on mobile for most of the day) All I’m seeing
I was tagged by @theempresskaizer Bear with me Im kinda drunk rn The rules: Tag the person who tagged you Answer the questions Tag 20 people (No way in fuck can I think of 20 people rn lmfao)@needsmorealbert @theotomeowl @batskulls @dark-lord-cosby
princesscal0rie: sssuicidalll: Depressed This actually happened 2 months ago . I was drunk on the wedding and my dress rose up and this really cute guy seen them and asked me what is this and I couldn’t answer I was so paralyzed and he kept on asking
thelittlesluts: You caught me red handed. I was jerking myself off while you weren’t around. You looked sad and pouted your lips. “Are you really gonna cum without me involved?” You didn’t wait for an answer and jumped on the bed. Grasping at
@better-in-lace tagged me, how dare she!Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 people you want to get to know better.Nicknames: Tej when i was a kid, otherwise never really had a nickname. Height: 1m70 last time I’ve checked (that was ages ago but
feministframeworks:the-uncensored-she: takealookatyourlife: “kill myself” was the most common answer when they contemplated the possibility of life as a girl Yeah, tell me again how misogyny “isn’t real” and men and boys actually “love”,