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I really really fucking hate the people who post nsfw (or worse, babyfur shit) in the #selfievsfurry tag, I just wanna fuckin browse it and see sfw stuff but no I gotta go report some assholes for being pedophiles great.
certifiedhypocrite: Yes, I am still writing that pornographic fanfiction and what better way to remind people about it than with a completely misleading SFW image. (nsfw / r18 link, account required) Keep reading
avatarkasia: Because my old account is getting a lot of notes on this drawing I did ages ago, and it’s making my eyes bleed, I decided to redraw it! Korrasami snapchat in the mornin!
hugotendaz: Pinkie Pie - Shake n Bake - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Shake, shake, shake! :) Commission for @basic-account of Pinkie Pie in burlesque scene. And if you are fan of Summer you can see her on the beach in this pinup. If you are interested
theterriblecon: That SA2 mod looked cool Hey follow my my new twitter account if you’d like @TheCursedCon
I am pleased to report that the day after Walgreens has pissed me off and summarily lost my business, the new CVS they built right next to my workplace has literally just openedBye, motherfuckers
madgastronomer: elodieunderglass: finoliatav: elodieunderglass: rachelladytietjens: elodieunderglass: So I had the strangest dream this weekend and nobody understands me so I need to share it with you because you might. Press J to skip this post
just-odradek: shinydragonite92: whyyoustabbedme: They broke him. They broke that baby’s spirit. 😢 What’s sad about this is the government isn’t taking into account what these families go through!It might’ve only been 2 months but he is physically
watawatamote: theoddcollection: On Monday, December 13, 1920, it’s reported that brothers Jason and Jimmy Garret found a “treasure map” stuck to a tree with a knife. Based on their parent’s account, the boys weren’t believed and were promptly
sandandglass: com3150project: sandandglass: Mock The Week s14e01 I would watch a movie with just the accounting and legal departments of Jurassic Park. Reblogging for that comment
kogeikun:Here you have boys, it not be said don’t keep my promises. I was going to make it simple but I excited over the account and the result is this. Hope you enjoy it.If you want to see this work and other unpublished before anyone can see it in
kogeikun: Here you have boys, it not be said don’t keep my promises. I was going to make it simple but I excited over the account and the result is this. Hope you enjoy it.If you want to see this work and other unpublished before anyone can see it
deathcult66: jarayd: th0rnqueen: a fake customer service account went around and said what service employees really want to say to stupid customers IDOL TBH The people who run that page are glorious
may the force be with my account balance in 2016
Ani DiFranco has cancelled the Righteous Retreat
strangeheart-weirdmind: naomiord: fauxparadox: egberts: pizza: lokii-d: binaryhearts: landogrey: hannahcolwell: stigmatophiliac: WHAT WAS THAT THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED. whaat what whatt what wut hey
i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones
tickle-me-dalek: hardythehermitcrab: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT DAVID TENNANT’S HEADCANON IS THAT THE METACRISIS DOCTOR IS A BETTER KISSER THAN HE IS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ AND THAT THE METACRISIS DOCTOR AND ROSE ARE MAKING BABIES (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
jessalrynn:gravedangerahead:I’m the account that reposts sparknotes’ Shakespeare tweets now, that’s my role in the ecosystem And you are doing it so well!
sofi-8a: I try to stay, and keep up with the account but I realize it’s easier during the week because my weekends are like my only time for myself, so I try doing everything I can, and get stuff done for next week.Sorry if I haven’t answered or
missjuicy: Fresh out the shower will be posting my shower scene in a few on my connect pal account links in bio!!!!! Click to sign up Yup
petals-usa: Titty Tuesday Throwback special 🌹 Unfortunately I may be removing my account soon, haven’t made the final decision yet…
p-pumpernumber1: peachlicker69: Main account @supreme23supreme Oldie but goodie. I love the screams
tskittyhung4you: My private snap chat account is hot 🔥🔥 If your not a member ! You missed me unloading a thick load in a public laundromat 😉 https://www.paypal.me/MsHung ษ & your Snapchat ID gets you access to the hottest Snap chat out
twinksnottwins: I made a height chart just so I could have a better idea of the height differences. I took Virus’, Trip’s and Mink’s hair into account too. Mink is fucking tall.
support: Ever see a crazy-long, indecipherable reblog chain on your dashboard? Not ideal, right? Well, starting tomorrow, it’ll be a hundred thousand times worse. Here’s how this fucking disaster is gonna look (it’s the one on the right, but you
simonjadis: cutemutant: mikemeekin: glamsquadunite: whorville: Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people? what Heterosexuals literally need everything to
quamraeros: pr1nceshawn: The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini. Hercules won
Post the lowest amount of money you ever had in your bank account then pass it on
monohymnal: howtobeafuckingvampire: this article keeps me from dating white men [DON’T READ THE COMMENTS twitter account screenshot]
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
pettyrevenge: My daughter complained that she has been getting a series of sexually explicit text messages from some random guy and wanted me to block the number since I have control of the account. I blocked it, then I went to Craig’s website and
calzone-wyatt: one of the most relatable characters in parks and rec was the accountant that got so excited everytime he saw ben bc same
eikuuhyoart: ~“For Science” print giveaway~There was a slight mishap with one of my Etsy customers (which worked out in the end, thank goodness), but I now have one of my For Science prints rolled up and ready to ship in a poster tube. So, rather
daddiesofsouleater: FACE RAPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOby *ForestMurmurs [I’m a liiiittle uncertain on the source for this one - the account has moved, and saucenao turned up nothing, so if you happen to know that this source is wrong, please, don’t hesitate
heckticket: YO HEY THIS IS HELLTICKET GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT NUKED HAHALike my art up there? Could you PLEASE do me the kindness of refollowing me and/or reblogging this so word gets around? I know it’s not a huge amount in the grand scheme of things,
terupancake: Currently hosting a YCH Auction on FurAffinity ← (NSFW link)! If you don’t have a FA account but wish to bid, please PM me and I will bid on your behalf. As a reminder, I don’t take NSFW commissions, so the only way to get nakey tiddie
I’m supposed to get up early to go to the bank to get a new debit card (hopefully)… But I can’t sleep ;n;
sissy-slut-alice: This was a shoot that I hadn’t planned to do today, mostly on the account that I much prefer to look cute over cool. But nevertheless I thought the look was too fun not to try out, so here’s cool and sexy Alice for you <3
beautflstranger: Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others. ~Oscar Wilde
I don’t like this essay. I know its bad, but the topic is tired. I feel like this was the only topic for me though. I am only revising it to get a better grade becaused I can’t have a C in this class. I don’t even know what my point
This is me. Prepping my resume for the (potentially) 6 interviews I have tomorrow with PwC, E&Y, KPMG, Deloitte, American Express and Grant Thorton. After the 3-4 hour trip back to Binghamton with my wonderful Big that will be interviewing also. And
Baby came up for the weekend. Well came Friday and left a few hours ago. I miss him already ahah. But he’s coming up in like 2 and a half weeks so I’m super excited :D Very snippy Friday night with all the bullshit that happened that day with
Work work work work workThen city tomorrow! With my pb! PwC here we come~(as if we don’t already know the place ahah) Then we’ll get coffee with Jonathan! Since Jun is his great grand little heheAnd the CT until saturday! And father’s
cupcakeacorn: who wants to move to new york with me we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive explore the city daily become regulars at some coffee shop have sleepovers in the living room marathon our favorite movies and tv shows
Celebrated the end of my internship and a fantastic job offer with cupcakes, donuts, great friends, leaving work at 2pm, more drinks and food, more drinks, and champagne with the family. Life is great, I have a job offer for starting next summer and I
Ok I know most organizations don’t have the same business casual standards as business and accounting, but if I see another person in tights or leggings or a mini skirt or any of those small tight thin fabric-ed skirts or banded skirts, I’m
SOI start my job this June, and when I move home, I will essentially only be able to workout in my gym in my basement, so a lot more cardio and accessory work than heavy lifting until I really move into the city. I may get a gym membership to use on the
universitysexfun: orgasmicsweetsblog:A nice windy day ;) (FOUND THIS ON A TUMBLR FORGOT THE ACCOUNT TO CREDIT) Thank the wind!
aizenhower: aizenhower: the deed is done I marked the account as containing sensitive material idk if there’s anything else to do from here to secure nsfw
cfnm: The newest account had both Desirae and Stephen working far more than either of them were used to, so it was important they blew off some steam when it was deemed necessary. Get a look at more HERE Get your CFNM updates @ www.AllThingsCFNM.net
Having the the "Talk"
shesbombb: Follow our instagram http://instagram.com/shes.bombb for a shoutout to our 100k followers! must like all the pictures on the account.
smilecunt: My friend came over today. She’s also gonna be helping with the accounts 😏 hmu for her info. 50 notes for the uncensored version
theguiltywife: The two married ladies in the accounts department did everything together
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