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Cock MeasuringMeasures his penis, then decide it’s not nearly good enough… telling him exactly why he doesn’t satisfy the standard.  Take several pictures that you can send him later at random times to remind him of his very small penis. Warn him
April Paisley who features topless in this picture is a very spunky lass from up north.  She certainly doesn’t look like she’s taken in the standard northern diet though as that stomach is as flat as they come!April Paisley’s nipples are in a dorma
My wife told me that the young construction guys working on our deck this week had great big bulges in their jeans. She was sure their packages would meet her standard for GIRTH. She loved to be filled and stretched wide. I told her she had my permission
putmeinherplace:Of course, I love sophisticated bondages and elaborate restraints, but I acknowledge that sometimes, nothing can beat a perfectly executed rope hogtie. This one is barely severe by the standards of this blog, yet it’s a joy to behold.
My wife told me that the young construction guys working on our deck this week had great big bulges in their jeans. She was sure their packages would meet her standard for GIRTH. She loved to be filled and stretched wide. I told her she had my permissio
Birthday Shenanigans: Round 1! Thank you so much to everyone that came out and spent their Saturday with me! ❤️❤️ (at The Standard, Downtown LA)
BoundGods - Morgan Black & Tyler Alexander
hairypitsclub: Life is too short to worry about look like Barbie, Barbie has no nipples, no hairs, no vagina, no brain, alien fucking, this is the standard of beauty that should give horror. I do not wanna look like cold plastic.
"There's a new dance craze sweeping the nation. It's called [insert dance that Black people have been doing since forever]."
superdirtysexythings: http://superdirtysexythings.tumblr.com/ That should be the standard dress
young-warlock: found this. you have no idea. A guy I know asked this in the middle of class one day. I had been reading to myself and without looking up, I matter-of-factly answered yes. Every boy in that group stared at me as if I’d grown a unico
January’s Commission sale is going to be the standard บ off RWBY characters as well as Fire Emblem and Valkyrie Chronicles 4. There will also be a ฟ dollars off soft shading and ผ off for images that include Saphron Arc. If you are Patreon subscribe
icesticker: January’s Commission sale is going to be the standard บ off RWBY characters as well as Fire Emblem and Valkyrie Chronicles 4. There will also be a ฟ dollars off soft shading and ผ off for images that include Saphron Arc. If you are
icesticker: icesticker: January’s Commission sale is going to be the standard บ off RWBY characters as well as Fire Emblem and Valkyrie Chronicles 4. There will also be a ฟ dollars off soft shading and ผ off for images that include Saphron Arc.
viria:long time no Percy and Annabeth, right?:D well, crystalzelda fixed that by commissioning this gorgeous idea! It’s a scene from her The Standard Job fanfic:3 Thank you again for commissioning it and letting me upload it to tumblr!
tallyburd: I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ☀️ SUMMER PASSION PACK☀️ IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!! GET IT HERE! STANDARD EDITION: https://www.e-junkie.com/marketplace/323815/product/SummerPassionPackStandardEdition_515384 DELUXE EDITION: https://www.e-junkie.com/m
magnus-rushesin: “TAZ, Steven Universe, and Homestuck are all made by good ppl” No. Andrew Hussie is literally a garbage fire, SU creators are continuously racist, and claiming that the Mcelroys are being held to “an unfair standard” because their
bikiniarmorbattledamage: “WTF is he wearing?” “Ewwww that design!” Morrigan submitted: So the new pictures released for Mevius: Final Fantasy (iOS/Android though supposedly a “console-style” game) shows a dude in, shall
spankmehardbarry: sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards
littledicksmatter: dumbkingtut: Idk how they thought that would fit in her butt. His Dick is fucking huge 😦😦 Just like there is “too small”; There’s also something called “too big”. 😬💯💯 this isn’t even the standard of “too
ridge:went to a bathroom at a coffee shop and look at their cool sighs If its a full bathroom and thats the only one… its kind of offensive. If there were standard man/woman bathrooms too then this is very logical and I like it. =)
pxlbyte: Custom Mega Man Game Boy This was created by Oskunk and unfortunately this is a one of a kind design, he has no plans on creating another. It should also be noted that he used the standard gray model as a base, so its truly a 100% custom design.
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ask-arlelt: Not get too excited; It became a standard procedure.
mightytinygiant: elamantemenguante: toriskye: :D That’s Janet van Dyne improving my wine. “Tinies in drinks” is a common enough trope, but this one is pretty unique. I love her posture, how active and flirtatious it is. It’s not the standard “male
Do you ever just see something from a few years back and realize that your standards for things have become a lot higher Like cosplay and fanart especially I used to think the worst art and cosplays were fantastic
hairypitsclub: Life is too short to worry about look like Barbie, Barbie has no nipples, no hairs, no vagina, no brain, alien fucking, this is the standard of beauty that should give horror. I do not wanna look like cold plastic. True!
swift-wind-alchemist replied to your post “swift-wind-alchemist replied to your post “//I’m on that weird side of…” Yo, where do you work??? Dog groomer. Meet Teddy the Standard Poodle. Complete dork and thinks he’s a small lap
hairyfuckbottom: This is the standard by which a white, male, slave knows that his training is complete.
slide-effect: lizawithazed: bace-jeleren: bite-sized-nahiri: thestreetofburgers: @foxyjoy TURN ON THE SOUND Why this work THIS IS FRUSTRATING #WHY DOES IT WORKbecause very longstanding animation tropes, stemming from standard credits running time,
elliotpdaily: “You hear things like, ‘People shouldn’t know about your life because you’re creating an illusion on-screen.’ But I don’t see other actresses going to great lengths to hide their heterosexuality. That’s an unfair double standard.”
30minchallenge: Today’s challenge is… humanizations! Pick a pony! Anypony! Or griffon or whatever, it’s all good. Then humanize them! As always SFW and NSFW are allowed. You have the standard 30 minutes to create and 15 after that to submit your
fatty-mcmia: kidxforever: blasianxbri: *UPDATED BODY IMAGE POST* For starters, I almost didn’t post the side photo. So I think that says something. It’s not really getting any better for me. I have my days where things are okay, I guess. But…
thiccthompson: didi-is-spiffy: buzzfeed: We Had Women Photoshopped Into Stereotypical Comic Book Poses And It Got Really Weird Wtf the fact that it doesn’t look weird until we see it on real models says a lot bc we’re just like… conditioned
atomiccarly: blueriverdream: NYC, the standard From Summer 2013….doesn’t seem that long ago now! But, it really is…. voll schön
shysirensong: Mims standard outfit : > She cant morph anything shes wearing so she tends to wear mostly jewelry to use as bait and prefers clothes easy to slip on/off/hide : > That means when shes morphed into an object shes completely nude ;
Why are all the men I like broken or trash humans??
nakedorange: gayjxde: suppdel: “do gay people even eat fast food?"😂 that last bit got me in the feels Burger King is doing it right They put a rainbow wrapper on a burger, this is hardly support.
rollership: Only dystopias do this. Utopias are cordless and one standard input/output that the machine detects if not.
arleedraw: parasolbeach: lefthandedtoons: The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/ Orange is Sponge. Yall forgetting my man right he. he’s a great referee who’s rocking that tuxsmh
perksofahunter: littleredqueen: naked-fame: concept-of-karma: Filed under: Rings appropriate to propose with instead of diamonds. ^ I would kill for that ring tbh Fun fact! Diamonds have only been the standard for engagement rings since
residentgoodgirl: Is it wrong for me to only want to surround myself with people that I think are at least as intelligent, ambitious and critical of the world as I am (ideally more)? I’m starting to have less and less patience for people who aren’t,
theindependentconservative:god-of-spring:albertserra:senjukannon-deactivated20210412:daily reminder that the body image standards sold to men by Hollywood have reached absolutely insane levels“Since 5 percent body fat is nobody’s natural condition,
headspace-hotel:i have a weird appreciation for Baroque artists, in particular Francois Boucher and Peter Paul Rubens, for depicting the human body in lush detail at a time that predates the standards for bodies to be thin and airbrushed with no wrinkles
fixyourwritinghabits: Wondering how to write something romantic or erotic without being explicit? Michael Faudet’s poetry is the diamond-encrusted platinum standard of how to do that. -Graphei
jamiestory: I’m always looking to get my husband something unique for the various gifts that he gets. Sure, in public, out with friends and family I get him the standard DVDs, ties, and even a romantic getaway trip.However, in private, I get him
gunrunnerhell: LAR-47 The much anticipated Rock River Arms AR-15 variant that accepts standard AK magazines; both polymer or steel. In order for it to do this, the mag well has a much steeper angle. Old 7.62x39mm AR-15 rifles had to rely on proprietary
jabba: Daniel Kaluuya 📷 by Hyperfrank for Trench “I think the word ‘diverse’ is a cancerous word, because it’s life. It’s a PC way of saying ‘non-white’ and it ultimately suggests that white is the standard. ‘Diverse’ shouldn’t
youstoopidbitch: I just want to show everyone something. This is what I have to deal with. This is the standard for being gay. If you don’t look like one of these guys, you are ugly. Simple as that. This picture is the first picture Grindr displays
ladystilts: coughandgasp: ladystilts: I’m the kind of person that will call you out on your bullshit. If you lie to me I’m going to call you out. If you disrespect me or anyone else and act like you didn’t, I’m going to call you out. The standard
sightunseenrising:Friendships made through Tumblr are the funniest. Because I’d fight off three drunk dudes and a rogue ostrich for you guys. And I have never met you but I know exactly what you masturbate to. And that’s just the standard
diyideas4home: 33 Great DIY Bookcase Designs Don’t forget to Follow Us on Tumblr and Like Us on Facebook to keep up with the latest in Do It Yourself Ideas. Bookcase designs are typically not super exciting they are just the standard shelves that you
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: Meet Lammily! I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old
neo-soulless: queengreendown: It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to
What I’m looking forIt is journeys that define our lives, not the destinations. I’m looking for a dominant woman/enby, for more than a single session or exclusively play every few months, but cannot say what the destination will be. I’m a kinkster
Some more character designs i made a while back on that fantasy world story idea I considered for a while. You know the standard formula, a group of protagonists and then a group of bad guys, a elder sage type character, and the big bad.
I don’t really understand the standard that it’s okay to hide the areola.
exploringchastity: Wasn’t easy - actually took a few tries - but managed to shoved my cock into the smallest ring that the Bon4m comes standard with. Not super comfortable now, but waiting to see how it feels after settling down. Should be tight but
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