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So you’ve pulled this chick at the pub and she’s wearing one of those crappy big jumpers that means you have no idea what her tits are like…well maybe some idea as the jumper pushes out and you pray it’s because she’s got
You agreed to be my bitch, sissy and I like by sissy bitches nice and feminized so you just enjoy that hogtie while you think about having a vagina.
So what do you get when you have Victoria 4 and S’erpatha 021? A great brand new pose set of course! DarkDesire has just created just that for you. Features 16 carefully matching poses for Serpatha 021 (8 poses) and Victoria 6 (8 poses). Compatible
So, you haven’t told your wife yet that YOU want her to have sex with me. Well, then I’ll have to persuade you to persuade her …
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
That fox-hop thingy you do when making your bed because you're too small to make the bed without being on top of it so you kinda just have to... flail and hope for the best.
That awkward moment when you finish your test early and you don’t want to be the first one to hand it in so you wait for someone else to do it first…
That awkward moment when you're in public, and you don't want to sit right next to a stranger, so you sit one chair away from them.
That awkward moment when you really need to pee but cant leave because you are doing something important so you squirm around in your chair, cross and uncross your legs, and make tight pained faces when no ones looking
So I guess one of the ways you can get the new messaging feature is if someone who already has it messages you? Like an infectious disease?What I’m trying to say is, please infect me(edit: WOW THAT WAS FAST; THANK Y’ALL VERY MUCH)
you know i want you, its not a secret i try to hidei know you want me, so don’t keep saying our hands are tied.u kno wtf it is
caltsoudas: My cover for Steven Universe #2 If you like this one, wait till you see the next cover!! Whoop whoop! Steven’s Birthday is next week and you know what that means? ALL NEW EPISODES! Illustration by @caltsoudas
Honestly all of you need to respect when someone doesn’t have the mental energy to share their experiences with you. Respect my boundaries. There are two other people who have openly invited anyone who has questions to contact them about this, so please
You’re a year closer to being 100! You can do it!
alohomorashlie: #ashlie look #okay so #this is him #after he plops onto your bed right next to you #and he’s doing this little pose #and he’s trying to tell you jokes and supposedly funny stories #and trying to seduce you
iguanamouth: radglawr: methsnake: imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across
mikmaqs:people living in the americas, are you a settler? if so, here’s a question to think about today, and every day:do you know whose land you’re living on?if your answer is “no” or “i’m not sure”, go here.
You thought this was going to be a fun game.So far you were really enjoying it.She had her own thoughts.Your thoughts will not matter from this point on.Is that what you secretly hoped for all along?
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
so you dont want to hear about my good song?and you dont want to hear about how i am getting onwith all the things that i can get donethe sun is in the sky & i am by my lonesomeso you don’t want to hear about my good day?you have better things
tortillah: do you ever see someone so attractive that you just
thats-slightly-raven: thats-so-kat: thats-slightly-raven: HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered
prokopetz: “You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
I just realized Trip’s birthday is next week, so I’ll probably try finishing that pic and post it then.
yakuza-trash: ToriBeni “Admit it, you enjoyed it baby bird.” “Shut up! Leave me alone!” “Aww, and after you were chirping so sweetly to me… what were you saying? ‘Ah-Ah mmnn! Tori!” “SHUT UP YOU STUPID
Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting
luckyme22: “Are you thinking of me?” cause the day was awfull, i just had a dream about you I just don’t want to remember you, is just not okay. I wish… I WISH I COUL UNDERSTAND! That you are far away, and don’t really care about how i feel…
Oh yes, lets just reblog a video of a snake having a seizure! It’s set to funny music so nobody will care that they just watched an animal die!
You’ve just blown a real man, and that taste in your mouth is gonna be there for a while. And the cum on your face is so you can be reminded forever what you did to his penis with your mouth no matter how much you want to forget about it in the
Me: so update still not better, I’m quiet, non verbal as soon as I leave work, not making eye contact, completely spacing out…Psych: mmm that sounds like depressionMe:….. that’s why I’m fucking here?
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
I could say that I'm surprised by the shitty parenting that goes on on Long Island...but then I remember that it's not a surprise.
dont-touchmycurves: gingeyy: Ugh. Want it.Even more jealous now. I’m not supposed to wear anything ‘too flashy’ and stick to ‘neutral colors and patters’but screw that I look fabulous in colors You actually do! Well that’s shitty. But don’t
so-funny: preach-love: Do you ever think about your future and you’re like “…oh sh*t I have no clue what I’m going to do lmao”… well, you’re not the only one. Fortunately, I found this app called Good & Co. that helps you find out what
you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: softconnor: mangohue: @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken tag where you stand on the mint ice cream discourse
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
shipperwrit342: girouxtiful: pre-apocalypse: vesticle: AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG Are you fucking kidding me that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever
That awkward moment when you're about to reblog a shirtless picture of a guy, because it's really pretty or some shit, and then you notice his penis is hanging out.. and you try and run a clean blog, so you can't reblog it. :(
that person you barely talk to but you still like/reblog eachother's posts so you feel this comfortable connection between the two of you anyway
So you know like when you admire an artist a lot and you say “I want to draw just like you!” instead of saying that people should think about how they want to be BETTER than the person they admire instead of wanting to be like them.I remember
nalintant: You know that one dress that Matthew Mercer wore that one time? Yeah…. this been on my mind forever.
People who have never had periods have no idea how much disgusting stuff we hide that happens to those of us who do have them. No idea whatsoever. We spare you so much.
So you want to kill yourself? Because no one cares about you. Your family hates you. Right? No. Your parents walking in your room in the morning to only find a dead body. They’ll try their hardest to not think negative, and to just think that you’re
You know what makes anxiety go away? Money. And if you believe money won’t make you feel good that’s only because you have enough to pay rent and buy meds and food. Just a thought.
mrymorstn-archive: you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re
So you know how I reblogged that post where the person painted their Room based off of SU backgrounds? Well I asked my dad If we could do that to my room and he was like ‘Sure! But..why don’t I just make a wall decal for it?’ I just realized that
So you guys know my boyfriend got me a promise ring… & I absolutely love it, btw. Any who, we’ve had our problems in the past (trust issues, lying, cheating, et.) & I just hope that after he gave me the promise ring that, that shit
