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julietmommy1978: I’m so horny that it’s keeping me from getting anything productive done. It’s always the WORST the day that I’m ovulating and according to my calendar that would be yesterday or today.
otakusapien: superqueerpasta: scaredpotter: how many people would worship and glorify umbridge if she wasn’t a woman and played by a moderately good-looking man #then his name would be snape #SHOTS FIRED
lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird @lanternlighting
gang-vocals: lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird
so like if someone with dick piercings were to get a blowjob from someone with tongue piercings what would that feel like.
biblogdude: bigbrosday:When little bro wakes me up from a nap That would be a big one to get in my mouth but so would try
myinterests:married2asluttywife:: 🤭🔥🔥🔥🤭For us that would be in her mouth and she would have swallowed. It’s something she’s done for other guys in the past, but won’t do it for me. Not sure
toffmikin: Regarding those who like to take art from Pixiv and repost them to Tumblr: The Pixiv site very clearly states in English to do not do that. And you know a simple Google Translate would get enough of the message across if you wanted to ask the
invizible: If anyone can help me with my bus pass for next week that would be awesome! Bus pass cost me ฤ a week and I just paid rent so I’m broke af rn 😭Cash.me/$kingnefertiti PayPal.me/kingnefertiti
daddyskybeauty: Feeling a plug day, may have already been playing a little…. come join me for round 2 in our matching plugs? 😍😍😍 Omfg!! I would kill to join in ❤️❤️ I love my plug and to play with that would be a dream cum true 👅👅
yutikas: fuku-shuu: I just realized that if RivaMika were in a KPop AU (lolgodknowswhy) they would be Troublemaker / Hyungseung & HyunA. BECAUSE THEY WOULD DANCE BETTER AND HAVE MORE CHEMISTRY TOGETHER THAN ALMOST ANYONE ELSE. I may or may not
gunjoe: luvtrannies: bigdickgirls: Sounds like easy money to me! So I’d get to fuck a sexy ass Tranny AND get paid 200 million?! That would be amazing. Yes! Hell yeah I would
metal-hobbit: heartswontlie: I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn. Someone do this? That would be amazing tbh ☺️
army-of-ghosts:backstageleft:death-limes:mayahan:Creative Recycling IdeasTHIS IS MY AESTHETICREPURPOSING THINGS IS MY LIFE.It would be trying to do one of these things that would kill me, I just know it.
Gosh it sure would be nice if clips4sale would freaking pay me out for the contest I busted ass to win
You have 3 minutes to run out of your house thats on fire. You have enough time to gather 3 things and only 3 things, but everything electronix is too hot to grab. What would you bring and why? What would be the hardest thing to let go?
st0rmbringer: sejuani commish. Also, Would anyone wanna play a small 5 v 5 game for fun between people who draw/write LoL smut? That would be pretty awesome~ You can inbox me if you’re interested.
homemadedarkmark: quimmy: -sexualharassmentpanda: aw yeah lucky man. so lucky.that would be so fun to jump out into! HAHA THAT’S WHAT MY BACK DECK LOOKS LIKE MOTHER NATURE FUCKING HATES ME! I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE US THAT HAS
kinganiubus:wetlittlewhore:bigblackniggadick:cuckman3:He agreed to fuck my wife, but I thought he would at least wait until we got to the hotel room!Who wants me to fuck them like thisTeamNigger That would be so hot omg
thelusciouslibra:Uh if any cuties would like to show me how to properly shake my little booty that would be super 😅More on my onlyfans
bewwbs: i want a friend, that would be up for a drive at 4am through the city when it’s empty and quiet. someone who would take pictures with me, walk the beach shore at 5am when it’s foggy, cloudy and cold. most important, someone who wouldn’t
slut-lover-4eva: I would love to slowly slide inside my little Half-sister’s cute little arse like this, as my wife sits & watches. That would be a great Family Threesome for me. Mmmmmm.
x-babyslut-x: Me: I am small, fragile, and in need of the most delicate of affectionAlso me: If someone could tie me down and beat me senseless that would be GREAT
words-and-coffee: It would be so awesome if my bed transformed into this giant savage mouth with serrated teeth and a tar black touge that would eat me whole so I could just stop.
lustlylauren: The new clothes from today :) also if anyone has an IPhone 4S or higher they would like to sell/give me that would be great. :D
sexynfun: Would definitely love to be awaken like this everyday.Even if it was really early in the morning, I think that would motivate me even more to wake up.
arnold-ziffel: Now… if Daria would call me… that would be a sweet dream…She can leave her glasses on…
ofmicnmen:petitebod:ofmicnmen:“Black Power/Feminism”Concept & Photography by MEA man created this idea. This man is a feminist. I wish more men would follow. That man would be me.
ilike2watch75: thppeoblemchild: tranny-dreamz: monicabigtitsxx: 1/ Adriana Rodrigues I would gladly spend the rest of my life on my knees for her! 😇😇😇😇 Damn, me too 😍😍😍And that would be a fulfilling life well spent….. 👍
nuttbuddi: batcarmel007: rednatl: bigkid2823: dicsukka314: male-d-n-a: mrgoodies: I need a nicca to cum through and fuck me like this! #313 THAT ASS IS GETTING OLIVIA POPE’D! IT’S HANDLED!!! Yeah that would be nice tho…. Yeah that’s
edmbreeze: i want a friend, that would be up for a drive at 4am through the city when it’s empty and quiet. someone who would take pictures with me, walk the beach shore at 5am when it’s foggy, cloudy and cold. most important, someone who wouldn’t
steterkink:steterkink:it is impossible to shame me for all my awful ships and kinks. i will just agree with you.“THAT IS GROSS.”“yep.”“THAT’S SO EMOTIONALLY UNHEALTHY.”“ikr.”“THAT WOULD BE PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING.” “tru.” “WHAT
Yeah so if someone would just kindly and quickly fuck the shit out of me that would be awesome.
homohomies:army-of-ghosts:backstageleft:death-limes:mayahan:Creative Recycling IdeasTHIS IS MY AESTHETICREPURPOSING THINGS IS MY LIFE.It would be trying to do one of these things that would kill me, I just know it. DUDE
the-cupcake-economist: lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”
jr631: sexy-dayton: maxxdaddy64: http://maxxdaddy64.tumblr.com Sexy-Daytonhttp://sexy-dayton.tumblr.com/ ツ Yes please ! Haahaha, that would be kinda awks and would get me in trouble ahah
darfin also took me shopping yesterday and he needed to get clothes but I found super duper cute things (two of which are canadian inspired and cuuuute) and I am not supposed to spend money at all but I gave in .. but then we found a TWO STORY FOREVER
alphamalesmind: Wow, that would be a persepctive I would totally love! Her mouth like totally filled with precum and salvia, fighting to keep sucking me off but getting slammed in her tight ass so hard, it’s almost impossible to not scream Its….
:oh no i’m just laying on my bed with no panties on i wonder if someone would take advantage of me in this position oh no i totally won’t leave my windows unlocked that would be so terrible
garnetspam: Sugar: I would be a Ruby because, yeah, the way that she is sort of frantic and extremely neurotic, but also really excitable and Ruby is pretty based on me in that way. Ruby also has no sense of what’s going on her around her [laughs]
weirdlyprecious: Hit the DiamondGIVE ME ALL THE RUBIEEEES!!! The way that this episode had not only things I wished, but things I thought that would be pretty unlikely to happen makes it hard to believe that I’m not dreaming, somehow. At the beginning
I know you must get tired of me self promoting, and i’m sorry for that, but if you could just take a little venture over to my blog and hit that little follow button. Well that would be quite lovely of you.
zoe-is-my-sissy-name: sissysunivers: Oh i wish i had one :( If my Daddy would let me, that would be amazing ^-^ ~Pretty in Pink~