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Kaitie had been an A cup just last year. It was a weird coincidence, but that was the same time she had started to secretly and shamefully fantasize about sucking her own dad’s Dick. She loved the way her tits overwhelmed her body now and she made it
“There, master, my shirt is off. What would you like your older sister to do next?” It was her idea to pretend to be hypnotized. It thought it was weird at first, but after realizing that she would do ANYthing I wanted, I warmed up to the
ditzydolls: Lisa wasn’t an idiot. She knew what was going on here. It was weird enough when Mark gave her eyeshadow as a gift. They were friends, sure, but not close enough that they exchanged gifts. And what the hell did Mark know about makeup? He’d
muffmcmuffin: ditzydolls: “See, Barbie, the thing is that girls just aren’t very smart.” Leah nodded and tugged on her nipples, just like he’d told her to do. It was weird. He kept saying things like that, things that she felt like she should
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
dendritic-trees: alegbra: a few quick reminders: - that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already - you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror
bills-skarsgards: They didn’t score any dope that day, but suddenly, somehow, it didn’t matter. It was weird that in the limited space of a postcard…Shasta should have chosen to remember that one day in the rain. It had stuck with Doc too…even
alegbra: a few quick reminders: - that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already - you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will
Last night before bed I edged. Woke up at 3am and edged some more. It was weird.. I’d get so close and stop touching but I was so turned on that my pussy would still spasm and flutter uncontrollably. I can’t tell if I actually came cos I was
montbear: there was also this kid with a sweat gland disorder that was kind of an awkward weird guy who read manga in class all the time but one time he came into the special ed computer lab while i was working on something in there and oh my god the
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year? Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s
today I was subbing for an eighth grade social studies class and saw a girl wearing a fall out boy shirt from the last tour I saw them on. I started talking to her about it and she just started getting super excited. It was a weird moment of looking
dawminoart: When you swallow somebody and use them to make your junk bigger, that’s true intimacy. Wow that was a weird sentence. Forget I ever typed that. (See it on FA) (See it on FN)
bettalbimarginata:hayatims:Nature in Florida is so weird??I was out hiking where the trail ran alongside this river that was moving pretty fast, but a couple miles in it just disappeared.The river was gone. It just stopped, like someone had snipped it
wearethecrystalfems: I’d just like to point out that Garnet is freaking standing on a bookshelf (or something) that is all. OH, that makes sense. I thought it was weird she could see up there because, yea, she’s really tall but she’s
but l,ets talk abut that keyring [okemon I never knoew that ther would be a pokemon that was a set of keys and itreall makes me feel weird about litwick and pikachu
kaiba-conda: pokemonoxide: setofreakinkaiba: But why does the new villain look like some weird fusion of Yusei, Jack, and that other guy Oh I thought it WAS Yusei, I was so confused JESUS THOSE ABS…
mirthfulmollywhop: Some people requested that I display more of “the hot Lalonde booty.” I was more than happy to oblige. (The last one is a gift to those that keep asking to see my feet. Sorry if that’s weird to anyone else.
creamhy: 15 things to remember: 1. that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already 2. you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody
Darthsunshine! I have finally seen Zed. Yes it was an awesome episode and he was funny as hell. And it was the final episode the website have uploaded of Bones. And I am really sad that I have to download it since it slows down the internet speed. But
apocalypse-patisserie: If you’re asking yourself if it’s weird to comment on a fic that has been up for years, that hasn’t been touched in ages, that was posted long before you were even in a fandom or even if you think the writer isn’t around
allmylovingjohn: Remember that episode of suite life of zack and cody where zack becomes addicted to a video game and he spends all day on the computer and never leaves his room I always thought that episode was weird and far fetched but now that’s
lucklesshalloween: magieundfreiheit: tastefullyoffensive: This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via] how my grandmother once did this while she was drunk and I was drunk and throwing up upstairs that was a weird night
*Me to that ex-boyfriend* “Can you buy me pads, the super ones, please...I’ve run out.” *rolls around bed in agony.* *Him shrugging* “Sure, if you want.” *Me* “Really? That was easy. I thought men were weird about that stuff.” *Him* “The
poor-pixie:“It’s weird, I was such a survivor and so wanted to be a part of life while I was trying to snuff out the life that was inside of me. I had this duality of trying to kill myself with drugs, then eating really good food and exercising
daddysdumbbimbointraining: theagentzed: She’d been cooped up in quarantine, like, forever! Outside were all the sexy people she wanted to fuck. She had to get out there… But that weird lady in the white coat said that would be bad. But that was
giritina:kaiserbeamz:the way this gif took tumblr by storm a decade ago When I was in middle school I got in a fight w my friend abt whether or not this was weird. I was like “why are they knocking their heads against each other like that” and then
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
momspantyson: That was so nice. Did you like it baby? Did Mommy make you feel good? You didn’t think it was too weird or something since it was Mommy making you cum? Good, Mommy liked helping you. I’ve thought of doing this to you for a long time.
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s
blessedthefamily: My mother dressed up for my father but he never came home. Seeing that her night was ruin, I decided to show her some comfort. The longer I hugged her the harder my dick got. This was weird. My mom was making me so horny. I tried to
ahh there was a little con in my city and I went taking a look aND while I was going away I saw this little group of HS cosplayers and I’ve never seen homestucks irl so I was just wish I had said hi to them haha :^(
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
Back in like 2010 or so I was around 17 & I was talking to a sophomore from my church (yes ladies & gentlmen I went to church) he was 2-3 years younger, crazy good drummer, tall & built aaaaaaand a virgin but boy could he talk dirty &
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