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alexgaskarthdoingthings: alexgaskarthdoingthings: today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
fantasyofsubmission: So I got a new plug and this is what it did to my ass. My little hole is sore today but it felt so so good. I also almost got my whole fist up my own ass last night, that was fun. @thisisgoingtohurtwhore
robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It Works the money is on its way! Need this.
imagines–assemble: sauvamente: thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It Works the money is
alunaes: The Basquiat exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum had me in tears today but that was expected
littlemrsslut: Lets do Flashback friday today. I miss these panties. Left them on someone’s floor. That was a bad habit
Nick took me shooting today and I got to shoot my Mini 14 for the first time in forever. that was fantastic. Then he took me to Edelweiss. I’ve been wanting German food for awhile now and he took me there to celebrate how well I’m doing in school.
baileyjoseph: rsbenedict: a brief list of anti-LGBT politicians who have accepted donations from the NRA pretending to grieve today And yet not one of them mention Or address the actual community that was specifically attacked, the LGBT+ community.
j23062928-0502285vagabond: catboyfriends: the new custom server creator in overwatch is great but did the devs know what kind of pandoras box unleashing all of the worlds chaos kind of situation they were creating. today i played a match that was 6
sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It Works the money
freshpackofdiabetes: beyoncescock: ladies, how old were you when you learned that you can peel nail filers to reveal a new one? I was today years old
freakphone: moleshow: freakphone: when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun look in the mirror and they can start today
note to self: always communicate desires in the bedroom. Your pleasure is just as important as his.
coelasquid: Anyway that was nice news to wake up to today.
henrycavills:My school always brings a bunch of therapy dogs on campus during midterms to cheer people up and look at this lil guy that was on the diag today
I slept in till 9 am today. I need to stop going to bed so late. My roommates woke me up at 4 this morning but that was momentary and the main culprit is me staying up too late. I just want to stay in bed. And this new pool has me closing at 10pm on
I am at a point where I realize I don’t really have a plan. The goal I came up with when I was 17 is still super cool but I don’t think I want that stress. Maybe I’m just good at coming up with ideas for other people. I’m okay
rosewind2007:ghostzvne:a few years ago, i made a flowchart for my partner in order to convince them to leave a pathfinder group that was actively making their life worse. today i revised my original chart to convince a friend to leave her d&d group
apervertedthought: “Well, sweetie. That was fun, but your mom has to get ready for work now. Please, try not to be late to class today.”
henrycavills: My school always brings a bunch of therapy dogs on campus during midterms to cheer people up and look at this lil guy that was on the diag today
thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It Works the money is on its way! Need this. Of course
sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It Works the
jonbutter: got a weird email from amazon about my charger that was supposed to arrive today
i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that according to a study, strict parents can turn their kids into more effective liars because children who are afraid to tell the truth learn more deceptive behaviors to avoid getting in trouble (x)
luna-afterdark: loneless-art: Oh Trixie, what are you doing again. Man. I love you @luna-afterdark. Your style is so pretty :0 omg Anyways, I arted again, today with something that was inspired by Luna After Dark’s drawing style, which is still
the-newest-leaf:I was today years old when I learned that the mom’s plushie variants all have names
robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It Works the money is on its way! Need this. I mean I get my paycheck tommorow so
patron-saint-of-smart-asses: unrelatedtouserboxes: today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has
insomniac-arrest: i-was-today-years-old-when: i found out that Black Friday 2013, Cards Against Humanity had an “Anti-Sale” with increased prices, and still had a sales spike and maintained its best-selling status on Amazon. (x) this is so fucking
hustlerose:evilton: I was today years old when I found out that one crossroads meme is a Yugioh card
questbedhead: adistraughtthought: chlmera: itsdanimotherfreakingglitter: i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels,
weaver-z:Went on a date with a girl today and I said “I love seeing butches in Home Depot, it’s their natural habitat.” and she said “Oh that was me this weekend. Sometimes I go in there and buy bricks.” and I asked “Do
i-was-today-years-old-when:i learned that two guys honored their dead friends dying wish by using his ashes as fish bait and caught an enormous 180lb Carp in his memory (x)
dvadad: cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :) baby boomer:
c2oh: Today’s raid is just my mic fucking with me and picking up EVERY LITTLE SOUND I MAKE. Apparently it’s real fuckin loud for everyone.we got p far on RK tho so that was a good effort.
For anyone who didn’t know, OpenToonz (the program that was used to animate The Studio Ghibli films!) and some downloadable extensions for it are free today!https://opentoonz.github.io/e/index.html
herdreadsrock: escapedosmil: wuuthradical: escapedosmil: wuuthradical: escapedosmil: Today a 16 year old boy was brought into the clinic by his aunt to ‘have the talk’ because his school didn’t teach sex ED and his mother wouldn’t talk to
tinypaint: read my comic
catboyfriends: the new custom server creator in overwatch is great but did the devs know what kind of pandoras box unleashing all of the worlds chaos kind of situation they were creating. today i played a match that was 6 very slow reinhardts vs 6 very
daughterofvenus0: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It Works the money is on its way! Need this. This is crazy to
theangeloxo: sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
enoshimatroll: enoshimatroll: today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i
ahandlengthfromhome: There is No Beauty in Distance (AKA.: I Saw Her Get into a Plane) Today I saw the love of my life get on a plane. I saw her grab her bag, grab her stuff that was scattered around my room, in the middle all my things, and put a brave
almost-starship-ranger: In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that was watered by the
jehovahhthickness: sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
nyhotwife: Practicing Femdom today. Called my husband and had him wait for me naked in bed. When I got home I put a full condom in his mouth that was used earlier to take my ass. He got so hard as I told him the details and I rode his cock and he
foxyflatfriday: bunches of fun hair coming up today on Ξ f ³ Ξ (and hairless fun too. oh, man. that was bad.) Yummy
yokomilan: sauvamente: ourblackisgold: sauvamente: thinkmillionsmakemillions: robregal: freeandformed: freeandformed: if you’re reading this a lump sum of money is on the way to you it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe? It
