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“Yes, master. You can put that big beautiful dick wherever you’d like.” I admit it, that was the moment when I came all over her, just from jerking off and the fact that the hypnosis actually worked. I had lusted after my big sister
Despite her new job as a researcher for a busy law firm, Veronica was committed to keep her website active and profitable. Little did she know, Mr. Brighton was a long time member of her site, nor did she know that was the reason she was hired. 8===D&mdas
buffygif: Joyce was the only one of the lot of you that I could stand! I liked the lady. She was decent. She didn’t put on airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me. And she never treated me like a freak.
to-be-a-lost-boy: tardisinwonderland: necromander: Be careful what you wish for. Wow what I never realized the colors were inverted You’d think I would have noticed that That’s the point. The world Coraline lives in is supposed to be boring
sinfultimesbetweenmylegs: What terrified her the most was the way i tied her up so she couldn’t see what i was doing with that wooden wall behind us. I had all i needed ,her beautiful cunt. Oh ,the way she kept screaming and crying.. what a turn on.
He enjoyed playing with it because it made her feel dirty whenever he did. That was the side of her that he craved, the good girl gone bad. Nobody would have suspected her. Maybe that’s what she found most attractive about him, the way he lusted
whisperyvoices: polandgallery: Polish women have won. Abortion will not be banned in Poland. #czarnyprotest. Jaroslaw Gowin, the Minister of Science and Higher Education, said the protests by women have ‘caused us to think and taught us humility’.
A while back I was reading something where someone was lamenting how we never got much of a backstory for BoJack’s dad while they went in depth into his mom’s backstory and they went on a rant that was basically like “of course they want us to like
hundred-beast-kaidou: Akira Toriyama: You could fight him but why would you do that do him? Dragonball GT already happened and that was the biggest punch in kidneys to the guy, and anyways, he’s Akira goddamn Toriyama, he’s in the money so much that
monsterhospital:I WAS TALKIN ABT THIS WITH MY DAD THE OTHER NIGHT SO. in the tags put a song that was fucking life altering for you, like you just ascended the first time you heard it
Nostalgia is one of the most painful emotions. It is the longing for something that was and will never be again. I’ve met people, the saddest of those people are the ones who almost seem stuck in the past. I use to be like that. I’m less sad
Is it true that Stanley Kubrick’s I.Q. was 200? Someone says that in the movie Room 237(thanks for the recommendation Aenol) but that’s hard to believe not because I don’t think SK is a genius, I think he is but because it’s rare
guess who just finished their oneshot :D now I have to do another read-through and decide on keeping or cutting some text I was on the fence about. And then decide whether I want to cross-post the text to tumblr or not. Decisions. I’m just happy
punkfaery:punkfaery:anyway i think it’s really funny how this nsfw ban has played itself out. the staff has basically stopped trying to remove the porn and instead just blacklisted certain terms so that you can’t search for them, thus meaning that
i’ve been having such intense rotg feels i’m about to burst and that shitty movie that changed my fucking life has its third anniversary tomorrow so what better time to indulge in furry cuddles
irastrisxps: Get the full size image here: https://d2.maxfile.ro/nwtkprbdia.png Please excuse that shit that was the last DVa pic. (Now deleted, I can’t believe I thought that looked okay.) Here’s a new render. Shows off the new model way better.
b-sexual: vinsanityraw: Dead soldier’s friend tells why a funeral dress was the only way to honour him. The Observer. “Kev was like my brother – we would have done anything for each other.We said that whoever died first, the other one had to wear
virginclub: virginclub: virginclub: THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WAIT THIS WAS MY POST
I understand that Dark Souls II was supposed to be harder than DkS 1 But, seriously, was the “no invincibility frames” thing really necessary for THE FUCKING BOSS FOG? You die at the fucking boss fight, and want to try again But, there are
creepiestfox: “The Bloop”, as it is commonly known, is a sound that was found in the southern Pacific Ocean in 1997. The sound was powerful enough to be detected by Listening Stations more than 5,000 Km apart. In 1997, Undersea microphones
hossbergsmoved: The Skyforge was first discovered by Jeek of the River and his crew who were traveling south from Hsaarik Head to settle. They scouted the area later named Whiterun Hold and found a mysterious structure that was described as “a monument
futtture replied to your post “ #as a guy I’m interested in guys but the issue with that is that not being male presenting" HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! Thank you, I feel less alone now. I’m bisexual but I can’t see myself
fluffmugger: catbountry: The beginning. actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment “cos THE progenative shitlord of cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle photos of cats
bisexualspongebob:the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history
bowiequotes: “I met this man who was the living dead. Yellow in complexion, a wig on that was the wrong color, little glasses. I extended my hand and the guy retired, so I thought, ‘The guy doesn’t like flesh, obviously he’s reptilian’. He
heyitsharding: laurentvonvere: shout out to the kids that are compulsive liars because that was the only way to stay safe at home shout out to the kids that have trouble expressing themselves because they were punished every time they were upset shout
stealthr84: nyboertjie: rednecktagz: What the fuck, I must be using the wrong Angies List…. I never had a fuckin carpenter or handy contractor look like that….. if that was the case, I would be tearing down my house, so that I could fuckin invite
lauriejuspeczyk: If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
likehope: 30secondstocalifornia: Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates) I loved 5th grade Every so often a post will make the rounds on here that makes me realize that I’m older than a lot of folks here.
I think this is my favorite picture from that SU zine that was given out around when the show came out. Just look at it, its so cute! I wish I could find a cleaner scan of it
chakuufoxdragon: The bird in Giant Woman had a bunch of gems inside And when Opal hit it, the bird exploded into a bunch of tiny birds I think that was a gem fusion of a BUNCH of gems so gem fusions don’t have a number limit, any amount of gems can
“And [Pearl’s] ears…well if she has ears, which I don’t know if she does because in that one episode when Amethyst presses that thing that makes the really loud *shrieking noise*, Pearl was just like this *imitates the pose*
A lot of folks tend to assume that the Crystal Gems’ ignorance of human things is a result of their general disinterest in humanity, but while that may be part of it in a way I think its a bit more than that. During the AMA, when asked if the Gems
toripng: FloatI can imagine that Amethyst would probably have been in Rose’s Room a lot. (They’re supposed to be floating or descending down in the room; that one part in the newest episode where Rose floats- yeah that was the inspiration.)
I feel like its only a matter of time before they announce a SU video game (not an app game, even though that was excellent). I dunno, I just kind of feel it in my gut that that’s in the near future. But I dunno, might just be wishful thinking on my
I really love that the first time we get a big Diamonds vs Crystal Gem battle that all the Crystal Gems are in fancy dress
owen-wilson: What the hell is he doing here?What, is he your new boyfriend or something?
1luckyhotwife: 1luckyboyfriend: 1luckyhusband: More of @1luckyhotwife 😍She was the center of attention on that hot♨️ summer night. She was So AMAZING!!!! Irony? Hates being the center of attention!Fun fact: L❤️VE being the center of a
musicofthenightpoto: spooky-danger: I can’t watch Phantom of the Opera without remembering the one time in high school when we had a spirit week and our final day was called “Music of the Night” because that was the theme of our homecoming dance.
lexical-lace:neoliberalismkills:drawspoopymisha:I WAS SO HOPING THAT WAS THE REACTION GIF AND IT WAS, PERFECTI fucking love the original Star Trek
this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around
whtbriefs: I’ve done this before. I was a “waiter” at a friend’s 40th birthday party. Mot of the time I was wearing a thong, until it got stripped off. That was the best party I’ve ever been to.
bluesey: fuckyeahspookyshit: Last year, I spent six months participating in what I was told was a psychological experiment. I found an ad in my local paper looking for imaginative people looking to make good money, and since it was the only ad that
krista-eve: snugglyaggron: salaria-topaz: sixpenceee: Feed the Pig by reddit user Elias_Witherow I slowly opened my eyes. My head was swimming and a dull pain surrounded my throat. I was thirsty. That was the first thing I noticed. I licked my dry
whtbriefs:I’ve done this before. I was a “waiter” at a friend’s 40th birthday party. Mot of the time I was wearing a thong, until it got stripped off. That was the best party I’ve ever been to.
help-mywife: help i asked my wife the day she decided she was in love with me and she said christmas eve and that was the day I realized i was in love with her!!
danktarin: Why you no on games on Demand, i miss you, this was the best party game that ever was created, you could just sit and play with 3 friends, all characters on one screen, beating the shit out of each other, or trying to out do each other on
agniology: all-we-know-is-thg: allofthisiswrong: That was the best monologue in the movie. Because he realized he was already dead. He was supposed to die his entire life. We pity those kids from poor districts. But have we ever stopped to think of
divadietrich: Dietrich and Fairbanks in London. “”I was in love with her. Marlene was in love with Marlene. It lasted for about two years. My role was that of the grateful admirer,” Fairbanks later recalled.
He retreated upstairs for the evening, leaving behind Meryn and Vhaelen to spread out on his couches for the night. The warm water washing over his form was a welcomed relief, as was the solitude. A lot had happened that evening and he needed some
myeroticbunny: That was a night I will never forget. My husband operated the camera and aside from slipping his penis into my mouth once or twice, was silent and mostly invisible. Enrique, our new friend, was awkward at first with my husband there but
xtinapink: Had 3 photos to choose for my new profile pic.. think this one was the winner, was going to put it to the vote for you guys, but I guess I enjoyed having all that power 0.0 Shout out: Thanks to the lovely guy who bought be the hair curlers
kiltedpatriot:the-english-bounder:She told me she was a good girl who made bad decisions. I couldn’t entirely agree……letting me tie her up was an excellent choice. That was the last choice she got tonight however. There are certain times when a
teamdistrict2: eontherocks: all-we-know-is-thg: allofthisiswrong: That was the best monologue in the movie. Because he realized he was already dead. He was supposed to die his entirely life. We pity those kids from poor districts. But have we ever
so at my sisters wedding I was the maid of honor and when I got my dress they had to tailor it since im so tiny + I dont have the boobs to hold up a strapless dress so it was tight tight tight but I guess they forget that my ass actually isnt as small
Romeo:Those eyes. He was entranced by those eyes. When they looked at his, did they see mud or stars? No, what a strange question to ask. In her worries, none of that mattered. What was more of a concern was the fear she had to be left behind, or to once
miraruinada: A little bit of time to unwind in a warm bath always cheered him up. After a long, hard day, to sink into the waters and just let everything melt into the steam was exactly what the doctor ordered, and he was the doctor that prescribed
whitehouse: “Muhammad Ali was The Greatest. Period. If you just asked him, he’d tell you. He’d tell you he was the double greatest; that he’d ‘handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder into jail.’ But what made The Champ the greatest—what truly
staff: Tumblr threw open its gates in 2007, proclaiming itself “The easiest way to blog.” And it was the easiest way to blog, but something was missing. With the arrival of a new year, we’ve taken the time to do some soul-searching. That’s when
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