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em56: Hi em56, I just realized that you hadn’t seen my newest lineup, sorry. I had my inners stretched to 6 gauge on my 66th birthday. It seemed appropriate, lol. The fourchette was changed back to 8g, 7/16 because the larger one was too uncomfortable
starmageasuka: “Long may she reign!” Happy Birthday, my Queen. I’m ever so thankful that you were born. Long may you reign. For those in the tags who aren’t aware, it was Elsie’s birthday on the Winter Solstice! Merry Christmas and Happy
stonekidman: When my sister booked me to strp for her birthday parites, her friends all dared her to suck my cock; none of them knew we were related so it was totally hot that they thought she was blowing a hot stud not knowing we’ve been secretly
familyfun69:Mom birthday was today and i wanted to give her something extra special and something that she would love. I fuck my mom! She loved every second of it! After i came on her my dad and sister came in to give mom her birthday present. They were
afamilyofincest: My little sister got so drunk on her 18th birthday that me and my brother ended up stuffing her tight little asshole and fucking her throat, it was our gift to her! I remember lil sis 18th birthday!!!! Thats when I took her virgin ass
My niece and I share a birthday. The year she turned 18, I gave her some jewelry. Okay, it was a belly chain that she had asked for. She told me she’d left my present at home and she’d give it to me later. She texted me later that night, sayin
nothingcomparestomommy: I thought mom had no idea that it was me on the other side of that gloryhole at the restaurant where we went for my 19th birthday. When we both got back at our table where dad was waiting though, she gave me this naughty wink..
randompornandincest: Mom didn’t know what she was gonna get when she said that I could have absolutely anything that I wanted for my 18th birthday. When I said her face down with my dick pounding her ass she thought I was joking … but I proved I
What a great birthday present I found waiting for me in my hotel room when I got back from my client meeting. It was so nice of my buddies to send me such a lovely present… I didn’t even mind that it was already unwrapped!
On my son’s 18th birthday his no good cheating father left us. My son was crushed so I gave him the best birthday present I could! He gave me a present of my own that day too when he left his hot cum inside my mommy hole and a baby in my womb. We
Thinking that I was doing nothing for my 14th birthday, the boys who were my friends at school, never knew that I was rather doing something with the friends they didn’t know about. A group of local girls who were my best friends.The girls were set
Things you can relate to when you grew up with a single mother and your boyhood best friend was a girl…A joint-birthday photo with my best friend who lived next door. I recall how adamant I was that of the matching outfits, I was going to wear
My cuckold husband thought he was getting a special gift for his birthday. In a way, he did, but it was not what he was hoping that I’d give him. Honestly, he’d be happy if I let him go down on me while I read a book. But where is the
terrypratchettappreciation: A librarian gave me copy of Small Gods for my 12th birthday. That book was magical for me. It left me understanding that my brain is uniquely mine and what I put in it and use it for is my responsibility entirely.
hot4men: WWE Birthday Game (Dirty Edition) I was bored so I decided to try to make one of these birthday games…but with my own little twist ;) Everything is randomized! Mine is Lap dance/Stripe tease for Triple H! Now that’s best for business!
So here’s my official happy birthday post to one of my favorite figures in history: When I was in 10th grade, I fell in love with history. I had an amazing US I teacher who truly inspired me and made me realize that history was a subject I could
leatherleaves:leatherleaves:A guest just came by my front desk and said “it’s my husband’s birthday today, make sure you say happy birthday when he comes down!” and I love it so much it reminds me of that post that’s like “if I was dating
lisas-dirty-secrets: When I was 31 I started going to church all the time. I figured it could help me get over my divorce and help me restart my life… Boy did it… In ways that I never expected… I was invited to go to a birthday party at a wave
thcrsthry: well guess what i’m also erejeanmarco trash look at that yay here have some lazy morning sex. dedicated to kenjiandcompany (whose birthday is tomorrow and also is responsible for my Liar Liar heart) and lemonorangelime (whose birthday was
paper-bag-with-holes: Happy birthday Koujaku!My first DMMd fanart was for his birthday last year, it means that I’ve been active in the fandom for a complete year now ;v;”
That red dot is my exhusband’s location in Medillin, Colombia. His building’s name is La Florista. He is on the 8th flr. He has not spoken to my daughter since she was 4. Not sent her 1 birthday or xmas card since she was born. He owes over
thetowndrugdealer: poisondancer: ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE “I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do” AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE
kyliekirkwood: this was the first year in quite awhile that i haven’t felt like an emotional wreck on my birthday. while i am at an entirely different place than i thought i would be by the time i turned 18, i am extremely grateful for the people in
itsmysecretdesires: When my friend invited me to celebrate his birthday I was so excited that I forgot to buy a gift. I came up with an idea in the middle of the party while everyone was distracted playing party games. I dragged the birthday boy to the
nettleandhoney:Last year Austin and I had a great time disneybounding young Carl and Ellie from UP, which you may have seen floating around tumblr. Since that was so much fun we decided to do an adult version as well for the last day of my birthday/dapper
emouslim: rahilugh: for my 12th birthday my mum got me a book and i already had it so i was like ‘oh well, now i have 2 copies!’ so i looked through my book shelf aND REALISED THAT THE BOOK SHE GAVE ME WAS THE BOOK I ALREADY HAD MY MUM STOLE SOMETHING
asicklittlegirl: I hadn’t been allowed to cum for over a month, despite daily use. He’d pound away at his hole of choice without a care for the predicament I was in. I knew that loving, dutiful daughters obeyed their daddies. Maybe on my birthday
emptyhead424: Him (v/o): I went all out for my wife on her birthday. I mean, how could I not? She was super pregnant with our baby…in fact, we weren’t totally sure that the baby wouldn’t be born on her birthday…but that didn’t happen. Baby
sekra: “My birthday was yesterday.” “I knew that. It just took me this long to place all the candles. There’s a lot of them, Rogers. A lot.” “Shut up, Tony.”
literallythekremlin: theghostofsomethingorother: toastpotent: scumfuckus: scumfuckus: my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth
murgoten:setzeri:-Who took my double chocolate cake?!-That was hers?!Late birthday celebrations to @murgoten! I hope you had a good one, because this dragon sure didn’t.Thank you Setz!!! 💕
narwhalsarefalling: qualquercoisa945: narwhalsarefalling: narwhalsarefalling: so college is wild i forgot to clarify that it wasnt a 3Ds. it was the orginal DS that i got for my 8th birthday. it wasnt pokemon sun and moon. it was pokemon diamond.
cuddleology: poisondancer: ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE “I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do” AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING
ourhighlife420: Throwback w this basic coffee selfie but idc fight me about it 💁 (also rip to that collar which was lost to us during my birthday party)
ebonyinc4u:It was mom’s birthday so the night before I left her a necklace on her bed. She was so happy I remembered that she was in my room topless when I woke up. When I tried to question her she put a finger on my lips to silence me. She then proceeded
cheatingsluts: I thought it was funny that my boyfriends friend was fucking my ass while my boyfriend was downstairs at his birthday party
bi-tami: My Birthday Greetings 1 He always calls me “Princess” - so this was Special 2 He has a sensual writing style that matches his images His Posts are very diverse. Find him here http://portu666.tumblr.com/
harrisonfords: Happy 71st Birthday, Harrison Ford! (July 13, 1942)“When I started my career, I thought I would be a character actor. I never thought I had a chance at leading man roles. I thought that was for good-looking guys with talent.”
I got my normal period back On Beyoncé’s birthday. I was worried that I got pregnant again after my abortion bc you can get pregnant as early as 15 days free your abortion and my boyfriend and I had sec after the 2 week mark. I was on my period then
No one understands but I always get super emotional when it comes to Elvis because I love him in a way that I can never explain . He literally is everything to me, he changed my life, shaped me as a person, he taught me so much and I feel like he was
Happy 27th Birthday, Emmanuelle Grey Rossum! “I can put my legs behind my head and sing ‘Happy Birthday.’ Because that’s something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was
housewifeswag: Happy birthday to the little princess that made me a momma. 4 years ago today I got to hold this sweet angel for the first time and my entire world was turned right side up and my heart has lived out of my chest ever since. Happy birthday
Sickest Candle ever. It’s like the olympic closing ceremony… funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to
deathmorris: daddys-good–girl: Scream little girl it’s your 13th birthday you belong to daddy now That was me & my sister all 8 of them
rahilugh: for my 12th birthday my mum got me a book and i already had it so i was like ‘oh well, now i have 2 copies!’ so i looked through my book shelf aND REALISED THAT THE BOOK SHE GAVE ME WAS THE BOOK I ALREADY HAD MY MUM STOLE SOMETHING FROM
toastpotent: scumfuckus: scumfuckus: my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence if you make it to 100 instead
g0dziiia: ohsovivrant: tajaraelanier: candiikismet: gifsandsound: MAGIC COTTON CANDY Somebody tell me who he is! I need to hair him for my birthday party!!!! 😍😍😍 He was really into that. Lol Lovin his vibe 👏🏾👏🏾 @enaomi
waititi: Something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then– and then today I woke up and I’m this, and you, I mean– you’re that! You get it?
badmommyforgoodson: On my son’s 18th birthday his no good cheating father left us. My son was crushed so I gave him the best birthday present I could! He gave me a present of my own that day too when he left his hot cum inside my mommy hole and a baby
iwannalickyoufromyourasstoyourcl: njchoochoo: I think your daughter sent this by mistake! My, how’s she’s grown…. no, it wasn’t a mistake…that was during her 18th birthday party lol
spicyapplejam: Happy 4/13! I made this animation for homestuck and John’s birthday. Actually this is the my first 4/13 stuff. (John’s hair was really difficult for me…) I hope you enjoy this!!!
nothingcomparestomommy: I didn’t even came up with it, but can you imagine what my reaction was when my sister’s friends came to me for participating in a suprise for her birthday? For me to be the guy that would fuck her on her 21st birthday like
wellokay: I made my first screen name during my eleventh birthday party and it was supposed to reflect me as a person and the fact that I like cats, so I made it a fond tribute to my own cat. My cat’s name is BlackJack, people I was BJLover11
thecakebar: Happy Birthday Ella! (April 25, 1917 – June 15, 1996) no-hole-in-my-head: Happy Birthday Ella Fitzgerald, you were certainly the voice of the 20th century! Not many people know that it was actually Marilyn Monroe who was the one who
cuckoldhotwife: my wife loves her birthday present this year… she complained that my dick cannot satisfy her needs…. so i though maybe a big cook is the best present for her… as she realized that that cock in her hands was not my … she drove
wannabepreggo: My friends told me they were getting me strippers for my 21 st birthday. What they didn’t say was that they were getting both kinds, or that I was going to get to be in the middle of them in front of everyone else. My best friend turns
rprsonic:I’ve been meaning to post this for awhile, this was made by the amazing @cubedcoconut for my birthday on the 24th. This means so much to me that i just needed to thank him again! Go give him a follow if you haven’t yet
“…We thought it was either this or giving you Levi’s ass, but you already gets that everyday.” aaaaaay happy birthday Erwin Smith!
