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aconnormanning: prokopetz: anarchydiver: The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey. PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES A related fun
danger: turkeytree: merasmus: stone cold this kind of shit gets you thinkin what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually
cybuggin: one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats
eridick-amporna: spoopy-mello: saxyspooky: I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax. I AM CRYING I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest
antoniomadness: gundamdick: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry” and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway
volanus: starpulses: a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch She was there for me when no one else was
skindeap: gordoananke: midnightthunders: So… I was giving some jelly to my cat My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone. I never heard the spoon hitting the floor… they are evolving I don’t need
skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley
youngstero: my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you
wordsandturds: i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find
nirvananews: Interviewer: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?”Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain
aint-back-yet: halloweevee: Wow seventeen actually did a ferguson article Years ago, a Seventeen article saved my life. I learned at 14 that the relationship I was in was abusive. Teen magazines can be amazingly progressive—which is why my youth
snapchatting: my aunt was like “are you guys up for popsicles?” and my brother said “yeah i’m down” but my aunt didn’t know what that meant so she was like “i’m sorry you’re feeling depressed”
soufflesandbowties: soufflesandbowties: i was checking out who was on my blog and whY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN i have been informed that this is hawaii
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
happy-blood: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?” Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain bands and
grandpafucker: maliciousmelons: remember that show about the ancient chinese cats there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet and i was convinced i had hallucinated
captain-snow-bug: swallowbitchpeoplearestarving: swallowbitchpeoplearestarving: we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
dlnsctt:For a second, I literally thought that the shark on the left was being executed, and the shark on the right was being comforted.
mattfrombusted: sansatyrell: why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other i think kelsey was
sixpenceee: AN EGG One of the stories out there, that make you hit an existential crisis. Original Author: Andy Weir It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless
a-babyfor-pree: siliencee: praises: that is not what i was expecting when it was loading This is art Dance punk darthgnarface
popculturediedin2009: i remember when everybody acted like it was a government secret or something that ke$ha was the singer in flo rida’s right round
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
maarnayeri:I don’t doubt for a second that Zayn Malik’s bandmates care about him and consider him a brother. But they weren’t clutch, just as many white people tend not to be and it was evident. When he was regularly accused of “pimping Islam”
coffeeandcheesecake:thereichenbachfinn: remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if
anglophile-rin:castieliscuterthanjesus:o-ri:does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit itit’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool”
sixpenceee:A picture of this 2 headed crested gecko was posted on a thread. According to the owner, it was a rare example of incomplete twining in a gecko. He says that the right head seemed dominant but both were alert. (View Thread)
whitegirlsaintshit: yungmeduseld: micdotcom: This homeless man was just looking for a place to sleep — but stopped a rape instead On March 27, while he was in search of a place to sleep that night, Ketrell Ferguson of Washington, D.C., overheard
shingeki-no-nononono:thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
lifewasted: when I was 13 a boy asked me if I’d ever seen semen and I said no because I thought it was a movie. but also at that age obviously I had not seen semen.
graceespooks: graceespooks: my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85 he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red
picturesquemockingbird: perfetic: this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now When I first glanced at it, my first thought was ‘wow that’s a really good cosplay’ before i was just like ‘OMG WOW, I’M AN IDIOT’
howell-lester-phanfics: howltersmovingcastle: I had a dream I was cutting my hair and I was like ah yes time to shave my bangs off so I did but halfway through I realized that without bangs I couldn’t fulfill my full emo potential so I stopped and
I didn’t mean to get my thumb in the picture but today was just so pretty. Right after this picture, a jogger went running by, and then my dog thought we should go running too. So that was fun
askthegermancupcake: deanwasneversafe: The fuck to do you mean for six year olds that was exactly the comment I was expecting^
lokh: lokh: this place is empty. which means everyone is staying home working on the assignment that was due two days ago like good students. i wish i was working on the assignment ok actually the lecturer just handed out a roll and wants us to write
dazzlingglamour: Im here to tell you that.. I have an ipad to give away! I was meaning to give it away earlier, but I spaced out and it was in the corner of my room getting dusty. :o I got it for Christmas, but I already have one, and everyone I would
courtneycoles: theblacklittlemermaid: les-grenades: i am already sick to death of people acting like casting Ruby Rose for OitNB is so freaking revolutionary like: finally a queer person playing a queer person on television! i mean: are you fucking
vintvangoh: apricotsun:Took a break from yard work to retie my shoes and noticed I was showing a bit more than I was meaning to. Holy good gash, she’s out there bent over showing that ?! I’m just gonna quit everything and wander around looking
slimetony: slimetony:coldhardcummies:I didn’t know there was a receipt emoji 📠📠📠📠thats a fax machine idiotGab stop digging up posts where I was mean to you
mossycoat:i mean personally i hope the queen recovers from covid and makes her first public appearance since being diagnosed only to fall down an insanely long flight of stairs. like three minutes straight just rolling down unforgiving marble steps. like
iwantbenedictcumberbatch: he admitted he was a baby, JOHN’S BABY he looked sad when he realized John is having a freaking family that was so shit ending all sad. and now im crying sherlock never even thought it possible he would mean so much to another
curiosityistheleastofmyproblems:ALTA 392 year old Greenland shark that was recently discovered in the Arctic Ocean. Meaning this shark was alive in 1627!Greenland sharks have a lifespan of around 400 years. Most are blind due to a parasite attracting
flawlessbeautyqueens:What’s the most fun you’ve ever had playing a role? It’s a combination. I mean, The Devil Wears Prada was crazy fun. We wept with laughter. We found ourselves way too funny. That was so much fun. And I absolutely loved playing
riyalitytv870: What she says: I’m fine. What she means: Dan and Phil are so fucking married at this point like wtf every video gets more domestic than the last I remember when we freaked out over a hug and thought that was as good as it was getting
fencer-x: shameless-fujoshi: lookiamnotcreative: burningfairytales: lookiamnotcreative: ………….I thought it was obvious that the violin in Yuri on Ice equals Victor? I mean, the moment the violin pops up is literally the moment Yuuri designates
onepiececonfessionslove: Sabo isn’t confirmed dead! The only reason it was mentioned in the databook is because Oda explained Ace’s tattoo as a memorial of Sabo. Unfortunately, readers took that to mean Oda was officially declaring Sabo dead when
today at work some guy came up to me and was like ‘someone told me you are twenty but do they really mean ten?’ but then they followed that up with 'do you have any black in you? well do you want to?’
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
timeforsquids replied to your post: haha amazon is so shitty, like you buy…I’ve had that problem too :/ it sucksI ordered Pokemon Y through them MONTHS in advance and ordered release day shipping which was a Friday, it came WEDNESDAY i was so
mysexploring: Lisa wasn’t sure how this worked, this was her first time as a cuckcake for another couple.But if Jane said she was there to do anything, to help Lisa fuck Jane’s husband, that must mean everything?Because Lisa always craved anal sex,
lizawithazed: loreweaver-universe: So–yesterday was Homestuck Day, and by that I mean it was the nine-year anniversary of the first posted page of Homestuck. You may have noticed your entire dashboard going into a maddened, dismaying frenzy. People
![skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley](https://64.media.tumblr.com/34547c84fbee01e243289d7f3a50b126/tumblr_nbwrz6T9Bw1thhd7vo1_250.jpg)
