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Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good
prismatic-bell: HERE’S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said
Those lips, those tits, that raven hair,Those eyes, that body, that vacant stare,When I saw her in my hallway, standing there,I knew that she was my payment, fair and square.
uppityhomo: At first Ercan was shocked and embarrassed to see a naked man at the hangout where his new clique had invited him. But for some reason, he could not look away from the one thing the bearded man was wearing: The gold ring that was catching
alicemcd: CASTING COUCH - KAREN GILLAN - RELATIVE DIMENSIONS “I got the recall, the second audition. That was when I started sweating. This huge thing. And it was so secretive I couldn’t even tell BBC reception where I was going, had to pretend it
southofdallas: Going home for the Holidays was stressful. Tanner and his younger brother agreed on absolutely nothing. Well, there was one thing, they both agreed that little brother’s pussy was the tightest in town.
marriedbisexualson: Me. Obrein was my school teacher in High School. On the last day of school I confused my crush on him. To my surprise he felt the same way. As we talked about our feelings towards each other, he told me there was one thing that was
hotandhornedup: I heard someone walk into the garage as I was busy working under my sister’s car. Next thing I know I have this amazing ass crouched down beside me, and clearly whoever it was saw what an effect that was having on me as I felt my pants
relatablefaunusbitch: Looking at the lyrics, timing, and why “Wings” is a Monochrome Song. In order to keep things from getting to awfully long on someone’s blog, I’m going to go ahead and stick a nice read more in here, so that we can read up
We were playing the winter randomness thing, and our Winston was being reckless to the point that my brother and I wondered if he was trying to switch out.So naturally, we kept bringing him back to life.VICTORY! ensued.
we-reidentical: THE MAGIC BEGINS 3/30 - favorite movie. How could I pick? Each installment brought to life the images in my head that the books had put there. Sure, sometimes in ways that I didn’t see, but it was just - reading it was one thing but
citrine8: wardennn69: bongmeblazer: dabbin-fairy: acidocasualidad: Some pole dancing Source That was the sexiest but the most beautiful thing I’ve ever watched Damn That was amazing Wow!!!!! Loveeeeeee inspiration
combusken: My boyfriend started a club where he would go to the library and help older people with their phones and tablets and the most baffling story he told me was that an old woman came in who didn’t know that charging phones was a thing so everytime
gcoop50: beardedpeen: Doughy kid has a sweet uncut cock and throws a decent load. The amazing thing is that “the hand” managed to keep his mouth off of it. I don’t know who this dude is but he was well over due I just wish that was me playing
slidingstop: youtube-nuggets:alltimebestfriend:dictiosus:nudityandnerdery:givememountaindew:Another Anxiety Zine Preview! The anxiety harassment thing- I didn’t realize that was anxiety for literally years. I just thought that was normal. Ugh. Anxiety
classiforniaaa: santacereals: allaania12: theamericankid: That was more exciting than the entire Twilight saga. That was more exciting than most things. fucking cats omg.
br0b8: “That’s the thing, though - with girls, it’s just a dream,” he said. He was racking up a new game. I nodded - it was true. “I mean, I’ve never met a girl who wanted to fuck like that. They don’t like to fuck as much as guys do.”“Yeah
thefingerfucker: new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck And I have been told a lot of things by ducks. so. many. things.
damselsandothersexyness: Only thing that was missing from my recent Karen Gillan reblogging spree was a fake. That is no longer the case.
thewizznijch: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: does anyone remember that arcade game from the 90’s that was like a 4 player game with different colors and you would run around together and kill these demon things and at the end there was like a giant
monstergagaholic: devincheeeeeeeeeeek: adriofthedead: burgergasm: videohall: German guy jumps into frozen pool > Surely that was the best thing that could have happened. > I was hoping the ice would give out just at the end there :) > You
erisasan: the-10-tails: personalhidan: guys i just noticed sasuke’s hair magically springs up like boingg what the fuck is that thing alive His hair has feelings too guys. come on. don’t be so insensitive. He was looking up…because that was
slowdissolve: benepla: marina-diamandis: donkamatic: I just found out that video dating was a thing in the 80′s and this man is hitting that respect women juice HARD Kin Is he still alive I’m going for it Fucking it was only the 1980′s you
canadad:*anxious at night*next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”that night: “OR WAS IT”
books-and-cookies: I met an acquaintance by chance on the street yesterday and she was holding a copy of Grey by E.L.James in her hands. You can all assume that the first thing I told her was that there are way better books out there. And she agreed
santacereals: allaania12: theamericankid: That was more exciting than the entire Twilight saga. That was more exciting than most things. fucking cats
misdens: me: okay. okay i’m not going to tell this New Person everything about me. Don’t wanna scare them away this quickly. me 5 minutes later: and it was the thing that happened after when I was 13 that REALLY fucked me up, right,
Today has been one of the shittiest days of my life. Everything that happened just makes me miss her even more. It’s just so hard to deal with. Why can’t things be how the used to be when everything was happy and sweet? Why’d things
youtube-nuggets: alltimebestfriend: dictiosus: nudityandnerdery: givememountaindew: Another Anxiety Zine Preview! The anxiety harassment thing- I didn’t realize that was anxiety for literally years. I just thought that was normal. Ugh. Anxiety
schmuserin replied to your post: sometimes i wonder how id look like wi… I wondered the same thing and then I cut it short and it was the best decision I could have made! It does poof up but it’s cute that way too ^_^ awww thats so cute ;u;
they only thing i’ve eaten today was half a fried egg and a small bowl of noodles and that was after not eating for 24 hours my stomach is so upset with me, but i have some chex mix so i guess ill eat that now
bimbodreams: It wasn’t that she was struggling inside, even that was impossible. She wasn’t even opposed to most of the things he had her do. Afterall, she did enjoy pleasing him. No, she found herself feeling helpless and powerless as her body
equallydeep-inyoureyes: she was astonished how she missed him while he was at work when their relationship quite surprisingly progressed so much to her satisfaction.. and the best part is that she would never believe she would be into that kind of things…
hiccstridforever:effyeahhiccstrid:useless-night-fury:graphrofberk:endeavoir: deeva-c: Went to Dreamworks exhibition, at ACMI. It was definitely worth it. This is one of the few best thing that I got to see. holy. fucking. shit. That was amazing!!
joethejohnston: This post was about how I would spend too much time on tumblr and that was a bad thing. I guess tumblr didn’t like that. Good call tumblr. You get a 👑 cause you’re the king of irony!
hotkinkyjo-xxx: nynoname: This would be much better if that was a girl’s hand….. i thought about that but hon, female hands are too small to represent the PUT TRULY HUGE THINGS IN AN ASS vibe i was hoping for!
Been at the hospital with mom since 9pm. I have no energy left in me. The only thing that kept me awake was the cute nurse that was checking up on my mom every now & then.
moriarty: moriarty: this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED
lairofdoom replied to your post: I just wanna say that if I ever drew a… I’d be honored really. Are there people offended by such things? Yeah there was a dude on Paheal that was way into yuri and Princess Peach. He would flip his shit if
hanasaku-shijin they did not tell me it was Hana appreciation day >:0 Here’s a quick thing for such a fantastic person that I would need a literal thesaurus to find all the words similar to awesome to describe
artemispanthar: shortly after the last Stevenbomb I was speculating about Sardonyx with my brother. We both agreed that it being a Garnet/Pearl fusion was likely, with the idea that they decide to fuse to take advantage of the stronger future vision
jen-iii: And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
canadad: *anxious at night*next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”that night: “OR WAS IT”
newlifeahead:Her mind was all that was left to her, He promised freedom, and beauty and bliss,But like all things that matter most in our lives, Even her freedom of release to him, came with a bit of pain. Submission is truly earned, it is not just a
lotolle: olort: il-tenore-regina: pallet-town-julie-brown: yoncehaunted: *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS* I A M F U C K I N G S C R E A M I N G That was intense. That was the best thing I’ve ever read.
The Togepi Man
TRY TO WHINE AT THAT EPISODE NOW, HATERS!!!!
never forget the time we drove a rental to DC and parked in a parking garage only to have the entire fucking roof of it collapse less than 10 ft away from our car as we were walking away to leave it
