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tigerator: i might actually take? sketch commissions? for suiting people up in that outfit?i want to keep the number of slots very limited though so like… 2 slots? ฤ each? tweet me @tigerator if you’re up for that :0
justabrowncoatedwench: beclawse: Tweets that all have endings that you didn’t quite expect. omg the autopsy one!
miniar: limetimo: political-betta: nyc-conservative: cisnowflake: russian-support: finncessmana: herwinnen: thetrippytrip: SLAY! 115 lbs? that’s only 52 kg wtf. Does the one who tweeted that want everyone to starve themselves or something?
analvelocity: airyapiary: airyapiary: where’s that lorde tweet abt people not being ready Reminder that film critics think Bolt is a better animated movie than El Dorado
profeminist: profeminist: Someone tweeted to me that my father “didn’t offend people.” At the time Daddy was killed, a poll reflected that he was the most hated man in America. Most hated. Many who quote him now & use him to deter justice
hypnotic-flow: m-th: this racist homophobic transphobic misogynist that I graduated with tweeted these pictures of my cap so if yall want to help me to get him to deactivate his twitter that would be much appreciated (scroll through his Twitter too
micdotcom: Trump tried to pretend he never said climate change is a Chinese hoax In 2012, Trump did, in fact, perpetuate the notion that climate change is a hoax created by the Chinese in a tweet. He has since claimed that it was “a joke,” but he
negadhi-blog: Alison tweeted that this was her preferred reading position. “Reading,” so that’s what the kids are calling it today.
dondarrion: #cackling because of those joe dempsie tweets from a while back #about the lady who was crying while working out next to him #and then yelled at him when he tried to ask if she was okay #i know that feel lady #i know that feel hueón
gayswimmingtitans: REALLY REALLY WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET THAT THAT IS JUST UNRESPECTFUL SO DISAPPOINTED AT YOU RIGHT NOW JARED how much of an asshole can you be
maxheron: That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.
sonysportswalkman: i tweeted that trans women invented, and therefore own, electronic music and some cis dude sent me 5 bucks with the subject line “For All the EDM” that’s real allyship
bioandroid: tinyrats: greshkaal: rustybuckett: great-tweets: PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. UPDATE That’s the artist that made the art on the wall! source This is the best post I’ve seen today, I just lost it at work
wachozacko-shitposts: Stefan’s final tweet is something that will always live with me and inspire me Dream big Edit: The influnce and power that Stefan had is shown in the notes, he touched thousands of lives and will never be forgotten ❤
stantler:stantler:that post about gym leaders tweeting that rock and ground are the same type is funny but do you think this has ever been like a point of contention for biologists in the pokemon world. like the way the fairy type wasn’t discovered
wifeswapper:i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
v-lagopus:jadedsoggy:heartologist:alwerakoo:[ID: a tweet that reads, “@ everyone who wants to fucking migrate to tumblr, you do realize you’ll get murdered. they’ll kill you. shoot you point blank. they are bastard racoons that are totally down
nocturnal-kids:[ID: A tweet from @ manylittlewords that reads: The fact that some people can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can’t put into words. /end ID]
ethicalcringe: fucked-right-all-night: It’s entirely possible to like a tweet by accident. Also, let’s not pretend that leftist men can satisfy women. If my body count is evidence, then they certainly can’t. I don’t know what that means but
getsby: i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
milkdromeduh: laughingacademy: refinery29: Tamron Hall just absolutely demolished Scott Baio’s stance that misogynistic tweets are “just a joke.” And that ESPECIALLY matters this year After the actor took to the RNC stage to promote Trump, the
sigsauer-ist: anarchy-in-the-ak: freexcitizen: miquiztli-mazatl: generalbooty: THE FUCKING GUARDIAN TWEETED THIS OMFG that aint right Yooo That’s the butthole model too @freexcitizen
greshkaal: rustybuckett: great-tweets: PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. UPDATE That’s the artist that made the art on the wall! source got better lol XD
sandandglass: A selection of Tweets from #TortureReport this is the same organization that pumped crack into successful black neighborhoods and heavily black populated areas. it doesnt even kind of surprise me that theyd do dirt like this. Oh yeah,
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the-swift-tricker: danceintheskies: cyborgoctopus: 0operson: [ tweet by Ruth H. Hopkins As you celebrate thanksgiving, know that the Trump administration is taking away 321 acres of land from the Mashpee-Wampanoag, the tribe that helped the pilgrims
nerdyqueerandjewish:nerdyqueerandjewish:[image id: screenshot of tweet that says “obsessed with these shirts from 1990” and shows a photo of two people wearing shirts that say “we’re here, we’re queer, we have e-mail” in all capital letters.
Just a reminder that you shouldn’t put your money in gold or diamonds for currency after we get Tweeted into WW3. Stockpile beer, that’s a tradeable commodity.
ohnoagremlin: hongkong-97: justsomeantifas: https://twitter.com/NPR/status/998576678363435008 clarification (the situation is still as bad as it sounds in this tweet): the supreme court ruled that employers can have you sign class-action waivers that
micdotcom: One tweet perfectly calls out how the media portrays Black protests On Saturday night, police armed with tear gas and pepper spray were called in to contain riots that broke out during a pumpkin festival in Keene, N.H. CNN reported that
lunaseemoony: Samantha Bee: One of my favorite things about [the Brexit piece] is that we had David Tennant reading Scottish tweets about Donald Trump. Here’s our text conversation [of how that came about]. We had been writing jokes about Sam doing
margotkim: tohuwabohus: margotkim: I was going to be like “an AU where all Leia writes all her official dispatched he exact same way that Carrie Fisher tweets,” except I think we all know in our heart of hearts that this is in fact canon, and the
boogaraniac:shane likes anti hotdaga tweets and if that’s not the personification of that some people just want to watch the world burn quote i don’t know what is ksbwjsjsjjsjs
thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap: shouldnt: I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet
jessalrynn:gravedangerahead:I’m the account that reposts sparknotes’ Shakespeare tweets now, that’s my role in the ecosystem And you are doing it so well!
zekroraptor: rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 that’s the joke, that is the joke
rampagey: amydentata: robot-heart-politics: GOP Politician Tweets That Transgender People Should Go To Concentration Camps Todd Kincannon later conceded that, if concentration camps aren’t going to work, “mental institutions will do just fine”
aturinfortheworse:alegbra:i’ve discovered that if you put @dril’s name on richard dawkins tweets they actually make more senseLiterally not until the snowman one did I even consider that these might not be dril.I 100% believed it was dril until the
thegeekyblonde: claidilady: makingadultchoices: countolaflives: Lemony Snicket himself confirmed it is fake just a heads up. link to the tweet is that really confirmation it’s a fake or is that potentially part of the marketing scheme because
femharry: i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
digamma f wau replied to your post: roquereptil asked:OMFG!!!! THEY D…Matt burnett said in a tweet that it was being boarded by J and J.Really? Can you link it to me because I cannot find that anywhere on his twitter
elexuscal replied to your post: prism-mangle asked:So, from what …Pretty sure it’s based on the fact that Rose’s VA has recorded a song. We don’t know if it’ll be in this episode, though.Well, Susan Egan tweeted that in October and “Story
c-2eta: This tweet is from 2016. Today, it was announced that Ryan is voicing Detective Pikachu. IT’S LIKE HE WAS TELLING US SOMETHING ALL ALONG. well well well funny how that works
buckytrouble:funnytwittertweets:image description: A tweet from @ dialectichiphop that reads:“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political, I must listen to the birds and in order to hear the birds the warplanes must be silent// Marwan
northernbluetwo: Can I just say that I tweeted that there would be naked Juice and it was, I think, the 2nd most watched episode by women ever. So, I’m no fool. ~Kurt Sutter [x] [x]
funimationentertainment: peetababy: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: wow it’s like they all met together and decided that they should mass tweet a full piece of advice holy cow it’s uncanny pls THANK YOU GOD DAMN the fact that this post has to be made
faitherinhicks: nagranowrimo: @faitherinhicks tweeting a little pep talk for “older” aspiring artists/cartoonists (funny to call anyone in their late 20s “older” but that’s how it feels in comics and many other creative industries). That last
m-th: this racist homophobic transphobic misogynist that I graduated with tweeted these pictures of my cap so if yall want to help me to get him to deactivate his twitter that would be much appreciated (scroll through his Twitter too you’ll see many
firefliesguy: that’s it. there’s nothing that will ever be funnier than this tweet and reply,,
moss-pup: I love this tweet for a lot of reasons but I especially like that trump is in lowercase bc he don’t deserve even that amount of respect
straightwhiteboyproblems: jakuuuzure: Literally fuck this. The first tweet was THREE. YEARS. AGO. Tumblr needs to learn how to accept that people change. They mess up and then apologize. People change. Stop refusing to accept that. 2013-2014-2015-
itsstuckyinmyhead: lesbiansinouterspace: I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.
sophisticatesophia: maxheron: That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now. Dad joke.
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