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jockmesmerizer: “Dude, thanks for visitin’ me at the new gig. Ain’t it awesome? This rich dude wants me to be his pool boy. He kinda ugly but he don’t want sex, just to watch me clean and work out and shit. That why he put a bench out here,
anicegoodboy: Those other girls were so dumb, weren’t they baby. They did all that dirty shit just to please you, and it still didn’t work, huh. Aren’t you glad I figured out what you really need? Don’t worry baby, I’ll train your balls for
curvesandkink: Fuck you Sheppard Smith and Fox News!! Calling someone with depression a coward?!?! Go fuck yourself!! You clearly don’t understand the illness, so don’t fucking comment on it! You ignorant cunt! Maybe thats why you work for a shit
a-happy-slut:Holy shit, Paul, is that your cock?! It’s huge! Ca-can I see it? I mean, we might as well get to know each other since we were assigned as partners. We don’t need to work the whole time. http://a-happy-slut.tumblr.com/ask
chrispyre:“You seriously don’t notice anything different?”“No dude, what’s different? Stop messing with me!” “Wow, this app really does work. You didn’t notice that I put on fifty pounds of muscle just now?” “Bull shit, you’ve always
r-rebxllious: teaforyourginaa: lordbape: sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol Karma will pop me if I don’t
hxmoerotic: “you hate cis people just for being cis so i can hate trans people just for being trans!” listen listen real nice and close i don’t hate cis people just because they’re cis; that’s not how this shit works. i don’t even hate cis
sodomymcscurvylegs: mysharona1987: There is no part of this diatribe that is not amazing or 100% true. Emblazon this shit across the entire sky for the world to see!Don’t get me started on our bullshit concepts of “work ethic.”
reuniclus-shiny: r-rebxllious: teaforyourginaa: lordbape: sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol Karma will pop me if I don’t needing this right now,
powerburial: zoology: Man how do people work in retail for like 3 years. I admire them for that because 6 months of this has been hard enough mentally. You just gotta get to that special mental place where u don’t give a shit. Like youll be saying
makunahatata: reminder that scanlation teams don’t fucking owe you shit it’s easy to sit on your ass and whinge about a lack of updates when you’re not the one actually doing all the work they don’t HAVE to be doing this for us and yet they are.
alyssagrey: that furious moment when you have been working on a post for an hour and a half and then it decides to delete itself. i’m sorry, but i don’t remember saying that that was allowed you piece of shit.
:“that stuff really turns you on?” look. i don’t know why my pussy gets wet over fucked up shit. you got a problem, take it up with her. i just work here.
tarynel: jehovahhthickness: blackgirlsreverything: Don’t let that dude drop you off at work in YOUR car Speaking from experience… Lmaoooooo why y'all play yourselves like this? Lmfao that’s some baby boy shit
kieraplease:There’s some weird false idea that when you’re working towards being confident or happy or loving yourself you won’t have bad days. You will, and they will be horrible. You will feel like shit and nothing will go right. Those days don’t
S/O to all the PoC that work in a racist environment but don't say shit cuz they don't want to get fired or labled "difficult to work with".
goodgirlsgo2heavenlesbiansgodown: teamladsvsteamgents: hurdygurdyflurdy: I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product. Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn
cerastes:thedogeveryonehates:insomniac-arrest: why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳 kind of a milf. reblog
asharomi:thedogeveryonehates:insomniac-arrest: why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳 kind of a milf. reblog
thecloneclub: Whoa. Seriously, Cosima, with soldier clones running around and, you know, all this lesbian drama, I don’t know that I want to work on this super secret shit anymore…
melanesianhoneii: jchilla01: Damn Don’t think I could stand this I’d b too worried about falling tf out lol but work that shit boo
lexxercise: I’ve been getting a lot of asks lately about the brushes and textures I use in my work, so here’s a BIG FAT REFERENCE POST for those of you who were curious! Bear in mind that I’m really lazy and don’t know what half the settings
grumpyvikingdidnothingwrong: speakerboxx-aviation: grumpyvikingdidnothingwrong: speakerboxx-aviation: arizonagunguy: Oh shit. The hipsters got guns. I don’t think hipsters work out or stack bodies That’s Derek Weida, y'all. That’s Weida?
officialdaddyegbert: Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging
flosstradamus: IN CASE U MISSED IT, HEAD OVER TO OUR SOUNDCLOUD AND LISTEN TO US LIVE FROM #ULTRA2014! LINKS DON’T WORK IN IG SO GOOGLE THAT SHIT!
rheaonce: brownglucose: videohall: Teacher ends fight like a boss That teacher is the type that changes children. Awesome, simply awesome. working with kids is hard especially when kids feel like they run shit and don’t have to respect others
kieraplease: There’s some weird false idea that when you’re working towards being confident or happy or loving yourself you won’t have bad days. You will, and they will be horrible. You will feel like shit and nothing will go right. Those days don’t
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my first Friday night off in weeks, if not months! finally get to hang with my girls and not worry if I’ll have time enough to get ready!
Fuck this shit if you’re really uncomfortable about your body put in some work,don’t starve yourself that’s nonsense and if its because you think guys don’t like you then your not looking for the right guy…plain simple
a lot of women don’t know shit about how women’s bodies work and that’s sad. i don’t blame them, either, because we just literally are not taught anything useful about our own bodies. nothing. i can’t really remember learning
stevenuniverseconspiracies: Anonymous submitted:Okay so I don’t know if someone’s said this before but I was thinking… Lars is obviously a slacker. But he still holds a job and does go to work. Why? To not be homeless. It’s seems like Sadie may
Working on sketchy stuff in Sai(yes that mess is how I sketch shit out) and I don’t really know who to draw. This is basically my practice for today trying to draw on a bigger canvas(4500x4000) usually focusing on an image that big my eyes hurt
drunkenoracle: @jen-iii my beachsona.Not a shop owner, probably, but a frequenter of pretty much all the local places? Especially those with food. And tea. Occasionally coffee. They don’t sleep for shit when they’re working towards a deadline, and
jolivet: teamladsvsteamgents: hurdygurdyflurdy: I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product. Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house
yeah but where are the strip clubs in the United States that don’t make you shave every inch of your visible body hair when you work for them not clubs that will let dancers have a landing strip or some shit I’m talking full on bush and underarm hair
