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peachnasty: Knew she was too good to be true. I think she would have been better off if she didn’t also plump her lips AND boobs. Man, fuck that shit. Everyones girlfriend is probably cooler than her. It’s kind of distressing how much cuter
This shit right here. Couldn’t be any more true. My life became increasingly positive when I decided to take responsibility for shit that I’d done. Putting the blame on everyone and everything is the easy thing to do, but watch who ends up
Oh shit… I thought we were all doing it at the same time…. he he… ooops. Wow man… that’s impressive. This is going to be so much! Guys! I’m naked… join me! Make YOUR dreams come true… join in on the
I'm on my 'A' game, never on that 'B' shit. You on that B-shit, never gonna BE shit, that's how I 'C' shit, cause I am 'D' shit. True story, like that Hollywood 'E' shit. I say 'F' niggas cause I'm on some 'G' shit..
matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: cisnowflake: Is this real?! It’s untrue…is what they say, so if it is true then it would be a serious problem that needs to be addressed right?
uclx:if you’re out there on the internet talking about circumcised dicks being “mutilated” just fuckin… concern yourself with better shit True that. But they are mutilated
unpretty: The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men
This is literally only true of women. Seriously… if any woman/gay man on here says that men masturbating can be cute… yer full of shit. There’s no human being on the planet with a perspective that fucked up.
auwa: cheeked: superwooper: mareodomo:olias:auwa: it’s true i wish that was their names, because maybe then kids in fucking los angeles that grew up playing pokemon would be more aware of what shit all these cars turns the city into. you guys
sheepythetroll: fiztheancient: auwa: cheeked: superwooper: mareodomo:olias:auwa: it’s true i wish that was their names, because maybe then kids in fucking los angeles that grew up playing pokemon would be more aware of what shit all these cars
vixyhoovesmod: kienan-and-kale: kateordie: ladystilts: How homophobes should be treated honestly. I loved this scene so much Holy shit what is this from??!!? Pfffffffff True Blood XD omfg that was great XD
heylibertygirlfraand: “The stars are out.” “What’s your wish?” “If I say it out loud, it won’t come true.” “How cheesy would it be if I said that mine already has..” #degrassi #why did the writers turn this to shit #whyyyySRSLY
: They say your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the moment before you die. That might be true if you’re terminally ill, or your parachute doesn’t open, but if death sneaks up on you, the only thing you have time to think is, “Aw, shit!”
techtonicactivity: cancerously: seerofsarcasm: cursmudgeon: bawlgoblin: please tell me the wildest shit that happened in homestuck’s fanbase, its like listening to old tales that can’t be true but are. Well there was the girl who nearly killed
overly-khr-obsessed: naililyam: kessuburd: huffingtonpost: My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. Think twice before you judge a parent. most watch. Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I
some of y’all honestly just look for shit to be mad about, isn’t that exhausting
sassymccoy: no but women are so badass okay because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry that is some suave superhero shit and
makunahatata: reminder that scanlation teams don’t fucking owe you shit it’s easy to sit on your ass and whinge about a lack of updates when you’re not the one actually doing all the work they don’t HAVE to be doing this for us and yet they are.
thelustyluo: carnivaloftherandom:curlykytta:comedium: news flash: bbc finally does something right Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter! Ooh, and bonus Colin Salmon. this that common sense i be ranting about
andcombust:A Different World, 1991But what’s crazy is that it’s really not a different world at all. Many of us are still dealing with the same problems our parents dealt with over twenty years ago. And this is why we still need shows like this; because
aslutfor5sos:moriartystayingalive:If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want
micdotcom: That’s it. That’s America’s broken justice system in one tweet.On Tuesday evening, yet another video of a white police officer killing a black man emerged. And looking at the numbers, that above tweet may actually be true.
thaunderground: I keep telling my brother to stop taking his son to the barbershop without washing his hair first, they don’t wanna be cutting his hair with that bullshit he keep putting in his hair. True shit. My son the dirtiest lil dude alive I
oneoakdutch: afropenubian: ourmomentsinlove: cleophatracominatya: oldschool-unticorn: iamjacofalltrades: Some GREAT AcroYoga sessions with my gyal Sandy! Tons of fun with this Kween i want to do this thatwhiteshameremu this could be is but I’m
kngshxt: the niggas that invented that sexual double standard shit is so corny. like can u imagine how lit it would be living in a world where instead of having to wonder if she flirting or just being nice, she would just come over and ask if u would
ohitsjustgreg: theblacksophisticate: Yes. Black people are not the only ones shut out of the Oscars. This is true. That said, I definitely invite my non-Black brother and sister PoC to shake shit up for themselves. Don’t be mad at the noise made by
fohmarmar: 56blogsstillcrazy: don’t know them but congratulations y'all no one should ever have to be alone during graduation This breaks my heart man. Whether it’s true or not. The thought that this even happens is messed up.
purplelittlemermaid: rudegyalchina: geechiebrown: rudegyalchina: africanaquarian: vanjalen: petty if you think about it that’s fucked up bc she deliberately plotted for her bref to be hot n funky so people could talk shit. there’s levels to
elyseeeeew: aslutfor5sos:moriartystayingalive:If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything
Male writers writing female characters:
17mul: lagonegirl: this thread is a masterpiece 👏🏾💯 This is sooooooooo true. That’s why I don’t really believe in POC solidarity sometimes because non black POC can be very racist and just watch whites be racist towards us and do nothing
blackchlorine: If you are not black, then you cannot tell black people what it is like to be black. It’s that simple. You are not an expert on black people. You do not know more about being black than black people do. @rachaldolezal
professorfangirl: bottledminx: hisa-ai: Is that so? reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true You’d best fucking believe that shit.
ar-lasa-mala-revas: where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil: a witch cursed andrew hussie so that if he ever finished homestuck it would come true. he stalled for as long as he possibly could, but now that it’s over america is being terrorized by sinister
ahoboandhisbox: the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space. #that would be the sombrero galaxy lol It’s true!
adirtylilsecret: somedayinjakarta: If it wasn’t true Katy would ignore it, or refute it, not use emojis like we all do when we know that shit true. No Dark Horse is being played because it has crossover appeal and is actually a very catchy song
officialblueshell: “Not all men are like that!!!!! ” OKAY BUT MEN DO SHIT LIKE THAT TO WOMEN SO OFTEN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH MEN ARE AND WHICH ONES ARE NOT LIKE THAT WITHOUT BEING CAUTIOUS AS HELL
artclasshero: starslicer: babypinkacrylicnails: sexforchicken: weloveshortvideos: Old people on The Boondocks be like.. if this shit ain’t true HE IS A GENIUS OH MY GOD This on some old adult swim/toonami shit. what’s that beat doe? Madvillain
aph-lithuania: lornacrowley: jasper-rolls: sugimoto-reimi: asahisplushrumps: jehancourf: cursmudgeon: bawlgoblin: please tell me the wildest shit that happened in homestuck’s fanbase, its like listening to old tales that can’t be true but
gettingknowledge: montrealgod: the shade is real 🌚 See this that shit I’m talking about. I read an article where it said how Hilary is getting credit for being a feminist and a liberal but meanwhile none of those things are true. I always thought
guyalice: unpretty: The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being
I'm a great fucking person so if I cut u off its only because I love myself too much to be treated less than what I deserve
queermobile: ik that shit from the perks of being a wallflower about accepting the love you think you deserve is corny as hell but its really so true
br0ken-and-lost: it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie true shit
I agree e disagree with u at the same time ‘cause is not because she’s white that means she never was bullied when she was a kid. If it’s true then she knows shit about being born different (I’m talking about Jessie J). But that
rainaweather: beyknowles: You don’t need to be bulletproof to be a superhero. #she’s a genius character #because she says all this insightful shit that really is true #but she’s a fucking snake and exhibits none of the virtues she preaches
dimavalentine: lgbt ppl: *make content* this goddamn hellsite: *rubs hands together* time to dig up some problematic shit that may not even be true and demand everyone boycott it or they’re Bad
marxferatu: bonrealprophecies: radioactive-sugar: People are so secretive about shit everyone else already knows, I’ve always found that odd. 100% true + people who are like this tend to be extremely transparent anyway me before I came out as bi
True shit but she doesnt have to be exactly like Bey or look like her. She just has to be herself and give me all of her. Regardless of what others have done to her or how others have approached her, she just has to know that she wont get nothing less
jailynfcknrene: that’s so true, my older cousins love to say you’re younger than I am you should be happy but it’s not true we go through a lot of shit in life that we don’t feel as if we can deal with.
fuck-yourstandards: In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
JAJAJAJAJAJ THIS SHIT IS TRUE
stace0550: seriouslyhornyhousewife: seriouslysensuous: To be confirmed! 100% true. And to be honest, it doesn’t even have to be because of me. ellenann1616 lol! I still dont know what you do that turns my moans into growls but keep that shit up!!
servuspornonis2: cafenastycore: sandra romain loves the cock for money. this whore needs to be fed by having 10 dudes cum in her asshole so that she can shit it out and lap it up like a hungry bitch that she is Goddess Sandra is a true COCK PIGLET and
mudflaparts: okay buT HOMEWORLD HEADCANON THAT THEY TOTALLY BECAME SPARRING BUDDIES AFTER A FEW MISSIONS TOGETHER??Ruby ends up teaching Sapphire how to follow through hard on her hits and Sapphire teaches Ruby a little into how to be quick to turn your
insane-lunatic: kidslutti-: hinata-fuu: dee-spizeme: Smh kids really into lean and Xanax like it’s ok. Don’t be fooled. This the next generations heroine. Leave that shit alone This is so fucking true True ^ READ THIS AND THINK
unthrifty–loveliness: thatpinkmatter: smouldered: naked-yogi: midnight-mademoiselle: yungkiitten: wouldyoukindlynotbegross: ⚠️ Trigger Warning ⚠️ Selling stories about being raped as a minor is not okay. I understand that she
