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hotvampireadjacent:loughshinny:hotvampireadjacent:does anyone have that image of a facebook post of naurto car rp accounts that said some shit like “naruto carzumaki married sasuke broomchiha” i need it state it’s an emergency i cannot fucking
rcktpwr: i would never ever get my dog high and its not good for them slash animal cruelty so if you do that you need to fucking stop it. that said i wish i could take fat rips with my dog
pericci: pericci: pericci: I had a dream last night that the new hot meme was editing silver metallic balloons shaped like letters that said “BIG FUCK” into the background of gifs/photographs. And it became this a contest among editors to see who
fruitslime:throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed
glumshoe: glumshoe: I finally got the Far Harbor DLC, after more than a year of considering it. I opened my save and Nick Valentine instantly turned to me and said “Sounds like we’re needed back at the agency!”Do you think Nick feels weird that
trainzelda:Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign
overwatchgarbage:unclefather:I just got a message that said “sorry I was just getting my dick sucked while playing overwatch XD lol” and I know for a FACT that’s a lie because people who play overwatch don’t get their dicks sucked. They suck the
puyopuyo: remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train
420technoblazeit:tmmyhug:hysterical that tumblr has a post limit btw. they said no. get off our site. log off beloved <3
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
omariyang: sagihairius: my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess #the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his
its-just-cat: mishasminions: I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, “FUCK” THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP
afoxinwonderland: After seeing a post that said that Lilo is to dads as Steven Universe is to moms, I decided to draw a crossover between the Crystal Gems and Lilo’s family, They really have a lot of things in common! (Please do not repost) Bonus:
quasahi: the entire fandom during that memorable day
lunarprinc3: ryuji-goda: so my parents are retiling the house themselves and my dad has been putting little pieces of paper over the ones we cant step on that day. they started out as shitty little foot doodles that said “dont step!” and today i
submissivefeminist: If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s
lacigreen: englishistheartofbullshit: submissivefeminist: If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way
neongenesisevangaylion: what i dislike most about being gay is how dependent we are on technology when it comes to finding partners. i really wish that i could just find someone irl that i gradually fall for and they gradually fall for me instead of
geneticallyalien: mens-rights-activia: punkypassion: pvris-trash: mens-rights-activia: Trip to the school nurse DONT WORRY THATS JUST YOUR PERIOD Real talk though I broke my finger playing tetherball in 7th grade and the nurse said oh no no it’s
vinesforall: twineedle: its lavender James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart. Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan. James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.
friendlycloud: submissivefeminist: If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy
vladnavidad:itsmrheartless: Your beautiful wife.The lips that said “I do”The lips that kiss your children every night.The lips she can’t keep off your landlord’s huge cock. Not a reason to be mad at her, especially since she only services the
everyday-awkward: I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect
lol-drugged: pityreblogs: so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean
hotbitchgaga: foriamsincerity: I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own” and that’s a really good
elkaydee: skank-182: thiswhiteamericanlife: I’m pretty sure I would say yes to a lot of things if offered a puppy with a sticky note stuck to it that said something about that thing which I am being asked for. i’d go to prom with a puppy too
I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own” and that’s a really good observation.
itsprettyp: Push Thru Pain So my girlfriend and I were about to chicken out. We stopped at a gas station and a man approached us wearing a neon shirt that said, “push thru pain”. We took that as a sign to stop being pussies and just do it. The team
moriarty-is-a-dalek: herecomeschaos: i really hate the word colonel because that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language I didn’t know it was even pronounced as “ker-nel” until I said “co-lo-nel”
: Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.
submissivefeminist:If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.I
chroniclesofpanem: my biggest problem with watching tv shows is when a character orders a meal and then eats only a few bites of it and then gets so distracted by the conflict that’s happening in the show that they leave the meal just there like bro
socialistexan:The phrase, “everyone except workers” reminds me of that one poll that said AOC was unpopular with “everyone except women, poc, young people, and LGBTQ people.” Like such a circuitous to say they think older cishet
Listen when pete white said “I eat pussy just not that often” I SCREAMED!!!!!
thedivinebantu: Christians and Muslims should really stop trying to prove that they’re better than each its getting annoying. I’ve seen posts that said Muslims have been more merciful than Christians when it came to colonialism and genocides (which
capev1079: Wanted to post this earlyer but phone died…😢 this one is for the old man that said she should cover that thing up!!!! Guess he didn’t like big booty lol👣👴😾🏄🐎
gffa: 55-theforceiswithme-55: gffa: I just saw a post on Twitter that said, wow, the High Republic is introducing us to the first Wookiee Jedi!and I had a moment of pure white hot HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING, SIRHOW.DARE.YOU. THAT IS GUNGI ERASURE
reneeewalker: i saw an article that said that this season of queer eye wasn’t as good as the others bc everyone was on the “same side” and there wasn’t tension bc they didn’t have to fight to be accepted or tolerated by the people they were
manafromheaven: Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
abeardedboy: a full view, i apologize if this is a bit rough for people to see, usually i am unapologetic for my posts but i am not one for blood myself, so for that sorry. that said, some of my beardlovers paid for this, and i feel they and everyone
i’m super pumped because lindsey is gonna be here tomorrow and cj will be here on friday! AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SATURDAY! LINDSEY LETS PLAY BY MY POOL! also, check that subtle cleavage. i did that shit on purpose.
How come white people are saying “bye Felicia” all the time now like that saying isn’t almost 20 years old? My fucking BOSS said it to me while she was leaving work one day and she almost caught fade but I had to snap back and remember
foriamsincerity: I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own” and that’s a really good observation.
qwexly: in my electronics class sophomore year I did a presentation on correct computer usage and I made a slide that said “always practice safe browsing” and I used this picture and that was the highlight of my entire career in school
hawk-and-handsaw: just saw an anti violence campagn that said “real men don’t hit women” like???? yes. yes they do. those are real men doing those things, and that’s why i don’t trust them. stop appealing to men’s fragile masculinity in order
a-calmer-vibe:I read this post the other day that said “sometimes people pretend you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty for the things they did to you” and boiiii has that one stuck with me
kickoffcoverage: This is a great article from our friends over at “Patriots Nation.” Great read. Toucher’s Message To Brady, “Screw You”Many people are aware of the letter that Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady sent to to WEEI Radio that said:“Athletes
lesbilicious: Josie had that world-weary look about her that said ‘I’ve fucked more chicks than you’ve had hot dinners, baby’. I found it such a turn on and couldn’t wait to be another notch on her bedpost
ringandanklet: My sincere apologies to all my followers for not posting more lately!!! Things have been so busy lately that I’ve barely had enough time to get myself off let alone finding time to be a naughty hotwife. That said, things are settling
secretfamilyties: My girlfriend cheated on me. So to show that little bitch, I hid a camera in my room while I fucked my sister. I sent her the video with a text that said “My sister’s pussy has been getting me off better than yours this whole
justanothermom2014: Son did you really mean to send your Mom that text that said “show me your tits”…..hope so…..here they are…MOM
wedovudu: That old guy that said he once had a triumph ? He was once this maniac. Hard riding bastards are not a recent invention people.
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