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youinspireyourself: bethmai: tumblr will find a way to be offended about anything it’s breeding a generation of people who need to be coddled and protected from life, growing up believing that everyone should hold up a metaphorical sign saying ‘TRIGGER
blackgirlshit:metaphoric-breaths:Do you ever get so bored that you’re like I guess I’ll masturbate All the damn time Me rn
artofthecatt: English Teachers: “Every character in a story serves a purpose. Writers don’t write anything for no reason; everything is part of a greater metaphor that the writer is trying to convey to their audience.” Creatives:
thefoxxybenedict: kinemon: the-robot-condese: asongofwaterearthfireandair: this button should not be that close to this button another person understands its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy..
maggiebrightside: goodenoughforjazz: kev-n: this is a metaphor for my life that poor fucking cat is so confused I think you might be the confused one, my cat has four legs and not webbed feet…..
fernacular: mccallientes: why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe i wanna see
annieandfinnickodair: breakmefromtheinside: alyssaemilie: romeo and juliet (1996) Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. Only for that comment
chescaleigh: The 10 Phrases I’ve Stopped Saying And The People Who Appreciate Me For It (via Upworthy) It’s pretty common for people to use disability metaphors like “That guy is crazy!” or “This weather is so bipolar” without giving it
stability: I ate about 100 cheese balls before realizing the roof of my mouth was being torn up and I think that’s a really good metaphor for how things you care about in life can hurt you
xup:I think this is a beautiful metaphor for a toxic relationship.The happy and caring person can bring beautiful sides out of a toxic person, but overall that person is still toxic and destructive no matter what.
campusbeefcake: bedroom eyes in the kitchen?? isnt that mixing your metaphors?
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk: worthyourweightinfanfiction: goodenoughforjazz: kev-n: this is a metaphor for my life that poor fucking cat is so confused cat
anything-lesbian: This gif is pretty powerful to me. The cat is like holding on to its dear life when the floor is so close to it. It’s like a metaphor for letting go after a break up. You hold on so much, you struggle, you always hope that in the
ohpoptart replied to your photo Whoa…. Good gawdddd This actually got me quite excited! THAT SAYS ‘ROLLING STONE’! Lol, okay I’m done. Good afternoon, Dani :) lol you’re a mess! I consider rolling stone a metaphor for my
moosefeels: maccesmellerbee: riza-hotguy: octoberspirit: schazam: i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny. winryapplepie kittenarmor OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL no one believes that middle america is super
howthehoolychillz:metaphoric-breaths:Do you ever get so bored that you’re like I guess I’ll masturbateMultiple times a day.
beat-bro: Potential Homestuck ending #99: UPD8 (the only one that is likely to actually happen, if only metaphorically).
petmistress: Metaphor for my life right now, but I have to warn those pulling at me, that if they win the tug of war, what will be left to claim as spoils? —Miss Heather
cheesegod69: goodenoughforjazz: kev-n: this is a metaphor for my life that poor fucking cat is so confused its a dog
troglobite:trends in writing that existed in the mid 1700s and have come back into style- randomly capitalizing words without regard to Importance- saying ‘tho’ instead of ‘though’ - excessive metaphors, analogies, and personification of inanimate
aber-flyingtiger: thechampagneandthestars: people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality I’ve never seen a more accurate metaphor for the British public
plosiveattack: And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.
dansnipplehair: orlandobloomers: why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
an-ime-goil: loki-the-prince-of-sass: as-seen-on-disney: disneyaddictblr: ice-and-metaphors: sizvideos: Marines singing Let it go - Video OMG SCREAMING I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I SNORTED AND CHOKED THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I CANT EVEN LOL,
maibeitsmayberlline: “And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I
pwoperly-sherlocked: evanfreaknetzel: goodenoughforjazz: kev-n: this is a metaphor for my life that poor fucking cat is so confused cat?
dwarrows: wait, in the “batting for the other team” sexuality metaphor, are bisexuals the dogs that run onto the field in the middle of the game and steal the ball?
narcissamalfoy: #pepper doesn’t like when tony tells people that she literally reached into his heart #because they assume it’s an adorable metaphor
dansnipplehair: orlandobloomers: why is this dude wasting his money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
thatdoodlebug: charlesoberonn: dattongue: gifsboom: Playstation for Ants. A post has been hijacked by the Night at the Museum fandom, that’s a first. we are relatively small in number but our passion is large!…metaphorically speaking
haeknojams: lmao that time when Roger locked himself in a cupboard until Freddie agreed to have “I’m in love with my car” put on the B-side of BoRhap “iT’S a meTApHoR BrIaN!!!”
weltraumfieber: youinspireyourself: bethmai: tumblr will find a way to be offended about anything it’s breeding a generation of people who need to be coddled and protected from life, growing up believing that everyone should hold up a metaphorical
leadhooves: eqad-mod: mlpwishywashy: iamaleximusprime: I can’t be the only person who has figured this out… Yup. Frieza made Goku turn into a blonde. I love the people that say Celestia metaphorically raped Twilight. It’s always good to have
siderealscion: siderealscion: honestly my favorite part of writing is coming up with totally bullshit metaphors like “His voice was a many-limbed beetle picking its way through the undergrowth, quiet but rasping in a way that unsettled” what the
daydreamerjim: The storm is com- oh wait I used that line already…;)Okay Imma try to bang out one or two actual Spark/Willow smut pics before I open for commissions, so back to the drawing board! Metaphorically, I’m not actually going to physically
hexglyphs: when hozier said “no grave can hold my body down/ i’ll crawl home to her” we ALL clawed our way out of that cold dark earth and crawled home, shivering and covered in grave dirt, to Her… metaphorically speaking at least
just-shower-thoughts: The Viagra commercial says “make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex”. That’s a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.
zsnes: kushblazer666: alienpapacy: me when im very good at metaphors *finishes planting a ½ acre of radishes* wow. that was truly the instagram of gaming
hungwy:you need a lot of love in your heart to slow down and let people into your lane. its a skill that takes practice. this is not metaphorical. i am talking about driving.
"Okay so 'weapon of mass destruction' wasn't a metaphorical item that would cause everlasting consequences over the years.You really did mean a nuke."
alchemicalalice: narcissamalfoy: #pepper doesn’t like when tony tells people that she literally reached into his heart #because they assume it’s an adorable metaphor “Well, it’s true! I put my heart in your hands!” “And it
tattaco: The look on his face as he starts to believe that what he’s being told is true, just completely breaks my heart. i think Edward is a metaphor for the way youth feels. in every generation. in every time, every place, every sad person trying
religiousmom: butnotfreeman: religiousmom: the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor NO YOU
neolaamaya: smile-laugh-love-enjoy: lonestargreat: bluestalking-fox: #mutants are a metaphor People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this. Stan Lee made X-Men to address all the social issue through his passion: comics. That’s why X-Men
jakke: Sometimes it feels like we’re living in a novel full of contrived metaphors that high school students are going to have to write a five-paragraph essay about.
identitypollution:I made some spooky motivational art to remind you that even though it doesn’t always feel like it, you are going to kick this in the metaphorical ass.
ndiecity: witchgays: I don’t know if that’s meant in a metaphorical way as in, “their insults have no bite” or a literal sense as in “someone was talking shit so he got his fucking teeth knocked out” but I like it either way
the-absolute-funniest-posts: extended-metaphor: I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN
