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So yeah, this picture of me has gotten me in a lot of trouble. Long story short - my brother snapped this photo of me while he was riding in my car. Two weeks later I find out that he and all his friends were passing it around the entire high school.
gay-gifs: Here’s the gif of me riding the dildo that I promised you guys. Thanks for the 5000k followers! Wish I had a real dick inside me right now
I went and bought some bondage tape today. Does anybody wanna come use it on me?
me and that girl from the gym - she’s not bad, but insists i wear a condom - shame …
Sending smiles and a titty hug to all my sexy followers…I was just told today by one of my guy friends that he so hugs tight to see if a girl is natural or has a boob job…he confessed that he knows that I all natural…lol…and
highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
me-za-me-ro: Finally done! There’s two versions - Day and Night, and I can’t decide which I like more. Also, tell me if you want these as prints ♥
That’s right eat my fucking ass and then after spank me cause I’m naughty! >.< Click here to see what else my friend does to me! ;3Affiliate Link Disclosure: Using the link above to subscribe to Tgirls.Porn will net me 50% of your subscription
Me, loving Matt’s new glow up in the new season: :DMe, then realizing that after he thought that his baby sister had DIED, wanted to remember her so he probably grew his hair out like she used to have to do so: D:
wlwraylas: isn’t it just a SHAME that I’m a butch lesbian without a girlfriend? that I’m single? that I’m totally available at any time?
Hey all I’ve been really busy with uni so i haven’t been on here all that much so I may be on a bit more during Easter so feel free to message me girls on here or on kik!!! My kik is ashlymay22. Here’s a photo of me and me teddy! xD
hipster: I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you
caramelashton:Aight a lil random but the hug Angela and GGK gave each other after Angela was announced winner made me happy, it was the most wholesome thing that happened in the episode.
jeffociraptor: Fucking Touya His mood is down to 0 again That bitch
OMG THE LAST CHAPTER OF HAL THOUGH I DIDNT EXPECT THAT
He told me I reminded him of his mother. He told me at least a dozen times over that weekend. “Curt doesn’t she remind you of mom?!” he ask his best friend who was with him. Later on when I asked him where his mom was he told me
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
molebucks: lovely-dna: molebucks: treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
l1berum: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
Me: what is my life Me: a Tumblr post that won’t load
Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔
Is it weird that I @ myself with Kendrick’s blue heels in that vid??
my glasses broke out of nowhere last night, so today i went to the optometrist only to find out that they didn’t take my insurance but waved the exam fee and hooked me up with 2 pairs for 贄. that’s how i know things are gonna be ok.
Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer
vaniccio: doing homework at home: (thinking) i need to be on campus so I have that ~learning atmosphere~ to motivate me doing homework on campus: (thinking) i need to be at home so i can sit in my pajamas and have that ~comfortable atmosphere~ to
weloveshortvideos: That friend that has to perform every song in the car I have never seen a vine more like me than this holy fuck
ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me i don’t even put
i get that ill never have you. i get that i wont get what i want. its just that fact is hard for me to accept. im used to not getting what i want. im used to being let down. i guess i just thought it was different. but i was wrong. but youll never know
It was a hard year. Hard, but nowhere near as hard as it was last year. I’m thankful for that. I’m thankful for my writing passion that gave me an outlet and a way to face the things I struggle with through my novel. I’m thankful to
wow i just looked back at the first posts i ever made on tumblr 1st of all that shit is embarrassing… ew i hate 2010 me 2nd of all i found a quote i posted on like the first day i had this blog, and i realized that i’d posted the exact
sometimes I go on my blog and I see “1 kid playing make-believe” and I get all excited that people are on my blog and then I realize that it’s me
I love that I can actually buy things now that I work… Even though my job at my temple is over until next year in September (When Hebrew school starts again) and one of the families I tutor for hasn’t emailed me in like 2 weeks… lol
i feel kind of like i’m gonna puke but more than that it’s like something stuck in my throat and the something is an angry lump that won’t let me breathe
ONCE IN 10TH GRADE A GUY IN MY MATH CLASS HAD A CRUSH ON ME SO HE SENT ME A MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO ME AND TOLD ME HE WANTED TO MARRY ME AND HAVE A JEWISH FAMILY AND DO A LOT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE TOGETHER AND ALSO THAT HE WANTED TO
Sometimes when I’m texting people and address them by their names I get nervous for a second that I’m texting the wrong person and that someone went in and mixed up all my contacts or something and I’ve been having a conversation with
oamisoa: I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time
I cannot convey the frustration with serial liking enough. It’s not that I want you to reblog because I want more attention. It’s that you are going through my me tag specifically and yet you actively choose not to reblog. It’s like you’re hiding
thats-fuckinhot: foreverharlot: obscenite: thats-fuckinhot: obscenite: thats-fuckinhot: thats-fuckinhot: obscenite: almost perfect…if only they were both brunettes. Good times. Wigs are fun … FHP would be interesting as a blonde … Might
I miss you so much it hurts But then I remember that you don’t love me And that hurts even more
AbsenceI hate being trans. I hate everything that i makes me. A monster. A failure. I hate the suffocating knowledge that I’m not cis. Hate. I just want to be able to see myself. Feel my own body under my fingertips. It’s not about accepting myself..
amaranthdesires: Absence I hate being trans. I hate everything that i makes me. A monster. A failure. I hate the suffocating knowledge that I’m not cis. Hate. I just want to be able to see myself. Feel my own body under my fingertips. It’s not
I wish I were good at something that actually matter. Something that could pay a mortgage and maybe even let me deserve friends. But wanting something to be is never enough
I think of myself as a domme leaning switch. Is that why I crave denial and edging? That for the second day in a row I’m plugged and gagged doing my choirs. Making a drooling mess of myself?Someone should put me in place
In all fairness the only real reason I want SRS is so that I can comfortably wear a chastity belt, for my partner. But that’s probably just me <3
People can go on and on about just how bad 2020 is to them. 2020 is the best year so far. Have I made more friends this year than all previous combined, yes. Is that good, yes.But that’s just me.
Yes I know I’m a woman because that’s what I identify myself as. But it will never change what society think of me. To them I’m a man in the best case a creep that should just “please leave” in most cases. I wasn’t
wldsunflwr:I want more. I want to be surrounded by those who are positive and invested in me; I want to be positive and invested in others. I want to laugh really, really hard, a lot. I want to let go of the things not meant for me – friendships that
Can’t have a pet? I’m about as useful and supportive as a pet anyways.. and I could make food and build a house but that’s about it and you say you’re not in love with me?!? … ok
Is it weird that I think someone shouting at me in german and in classic nazi uniform and fucking me would be hot?
colachampagnedad: friend: you ok? me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life* me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
“Kiss me.” “Do darling, you’re drunk, it’s not right.”“Even the most sexed up man in all history knew that taking advantage of a women is never okay.”Most of the people that ever even vow to posts like *these*, ironically have their entire
featherdusters: *sees smooth digital art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees effortless watercolor art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees sketchy, angular art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like
all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me: sixpenceee: Sodalite is a type of rock that reacts with UV light. When exposed to it, the rock turns to a golden, lava-like color. Source I thought that was a microphone at
tishsheltonifbbpro:That’s #ME - soaking up the #sun #rays in the #sunnysouth on a Saturday….I’m sorry for you of all of you(s) that are freezing your buns off right now…..like my friends in Denver and surrounding area….. 🥸😉😉😉😉😁😏😏😏😏
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
alcoholic-dog-mom: The filthiest domestic goddess that ever was (@erotic-nonfiction made @cuir–et–dentelle, @floatycrownythingz and me cookies before impact. We’re only a little spoiled)
I’m going to shave against my will!! Well, not really. It’s just that I’m feeling lazy and I just wish I had someone to take care of that for me, because I really enjoy feeling myself all smooth or fun like with my landing strip, but
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f243d800740cc78e28f41a6479dc0257/2f21d914e66d6be5-05/s512x512u_c1/e1eb0286d11d945fc37ba7090262bfdfe9635ba5.png)
