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24 years old and already destroyed after 3 kidsThanks for the submission, anon, wow, you aren’t kidding. They do say 3 is the magic number for that. A lot of women ‘snap back’ after one. Fewer after two. And most Mothers of three or more tend to
alphaincubus: Kinda. Just wondering if my husband will actually believe that this kid is his. What the hell…he bought it the last three times.
sadbangs: well today is the day, kids. that’s right, i’m finally shaving my leg and armpit hair. it’s been a really good run. leg hair: five months (almost six) armpit hair: two months (almost three)
shelikesithuge: Your next door neighbor’s kid has been really cocky recently, and you don’t know why. What you don’t know is that your wife has been giving him daily blowjobs for the past three weeks. She would have already had sex with him, but
Yellow Diamond is the gem equivalent of the mom who brings you to the grocery store then forgets and leaves without you
‘Joy Ride’ is one of the episodes where I like my writing pretty much all the way through. That doesn’t happen all the time. So three cheers for that and a bonus Buck Dewey waiting for you to laugh in the pizza rain!
growing-boysxl: To me, this has been a question for me for quite some time now. I mean, I know that I want to be regressed, but sometimes it’s hard to pinpoint why something is sexy. To me, it’s all about control. I was the youngest of three kids.
unnameablethings: tricktster: a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips. kid: what are
“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ~ Bette DavisOr two, a glass or two, maybe three…no more than four. Who am I kidding? Liquid stars go down nice and easy, lol
gloryholecam: Hate when I can’t find the gloryholes right off the bat. Using the internet is a bore but I did manage to scare up these three. Again, it’s the kids that seem to be using the net in the Midwest.
stability: sinnersdisguise: stability: By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
oomshi: Home Alone is soooooo inaccurate that kid didnt even jack off once in like three movies smh smh Truth.
hesmuchmoreimportant: Doctor Who (RTD era): 1 quote and gifset per episode | 1.05 World War Three Please, Doctor. Please! She’s my daughter. She’s just a kid!Do you think I don’t know that? ‘Cause this is my life, Jackie. It’s not fun, it’s
bobafettishism: I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku. That generation is here. It begins.
unnameablethings: tricktster: a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips. kid: what
eeveedream: mohawk-yeshua: never-let–it-die: arandomthot: This kid has more game than guys three times his age The kids who laughed at him are gonna grow up to be “Heey baby gurl check ur DMs” Daaaang that kid got game! This is honestly the
shayem28: theheftyhideaway: I wanna go there! Dante’s Inferno is on the boardwalk where I live and I used to be so terrified of it as a kid that I would avoid walking by it and whenever I saw the three headed demon thing I would cry and my mom made
daddynoooo: papishanpoo: nutting in a girl raw is about the closest to heaven on earth you can get… So I’ve heard Really?! Hmmmm….. That shit do feel good, but prepare for the swell-up lol
topfunnystuff: 4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow Do not sleep, them lil kids strong as hell. Ever hold down a three-year-old girl who’s about to get blood drawn and is terrified of needles? Takes
Feeding the baby with your chin is an art, after three kids I’ve mastered it.
lardybarbie: proletarianprincess: liamdryden: fizzylimon: imericschneider: kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to
jamisbest: holmestiel-love: lilflappyhands: mrs-cucumberbachelor: oceansilhouette: Cute little marshmallows this makes me so happy Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow? Is it a… cannibal? I think it’s the marshmallow’s
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
destinyrush: some people…smh 36 weeks is technically full term, who’s aborting babies at full term? All three of my kids were born at either 36 or 37 weeks and none of them needed anything, they came home that next day. Quit with the bullshit,
everydayfixxx: suzyycarmichaelll:A lot of folks on here pretend to be a freak for the notes and attention. It’s ok if you just wanna fuck in the missionary position and roll over and go to bed. Don’t allow folks on this site to shame you. 😁
cassiebones: missielynne: kendralynora: canada day on the internet is like that kid whose birthday is right before christmas.canadians are all: “happy canada day!”and all the americans are like: “THrEe mORe dAyS tiLL ThE 4th oF jULy MoTHeR FuCkeRS”
tendiademsart: So to celebrate(??) the fact that I’ve cried three weeks in a row watching YOI (because I’m a cool kid) I’m posting this earlier than I had planned! I was gonna wait till the finale, but I’m impatient. Yuri on Ice is like pure
And just so that last Anon knows, I not mad in this slightest! That did make me laugh, as does the old trope. But ‘odd hairstyles’ is so confusing!!Also I’m mildly embarrassed considering they predicted, like, the next three fics I wanna post
lori-jaye: Seriously though, whenever I take more than two pieces of bacon, guys will side eye me. And i’m like “are you kidding me you have three plates piled so high with food that it is falling onto the floor right now” Ladies are supposed to
dexterous-sinistrous: jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes That book is called
iamonlyamaid: happymelancholy: “One of the things that I love about this film is that the three kids, absolutely no kind of training in terms of combat magic, are always better than any adult they face.” - Daniel Radclifffe (Harry Potter and the
typical-pop-punk-kid:mxcleod:mxcleod:in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people
typical-pop-punk-kid: mxcleod: mxcleod: in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and
imhungup: smatter: uglyteapot: I. AM. SCREAMING. THIS IS SO FUNNY. Why that girls name sound like three separate white kids who died of measles at age 5 every time one of her kids dies she absorbs their name into hers
humansofnewyork: “I achieved my first goal, which was playing pro soccer. I played for three years in France. Now I’m achieving my second goal, which is to coach kids. My first coaching job was at an elementary school that never had a soccer team
simonalkenmayer: fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later
winifredfarnsworth: When you’re having dinner with your kids and your husband and someone says something funny or your dying laughing because your three-year-old made a joke, it doesn’t matter what else is going on. That’s real happiness. -Gwyneth
the-nothing-maker: when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes sometimes when my friends call me by pet names
where is that video of the three black kids who are doing the hand motions to ludacris’ song “slap”
johnniewaswolf: where is that video of the three black kids who are doing the hand motions to ludacris’ song “slap”
oomshi: Home Alone is soooooo inaccurate that kid didnt even jack off once in like three movies smh smh
devilsduality: girl-lookatthatfandom: After doing a bit of research I’ve realised something about Garnet’s three deisigns and colour palletes… Garnet’s different colour schemes match some of the different types of garnet First off, the first
heroforeverfett said: That thing is like three feet long. Are you fucking kidding me. dude you tremble and and whine when you take something only 6 inches long i was very serious when i said you would break
abgron: iceonthewing: qf-bq: chimfaberry: thedinosaurfromlimaheights: so what i get from this is that there’s a lot of kids in back in time to see their parents. these are my three OTPs though. This totally makes sense… but I don’t like that
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