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antique-erotic: I…have…no idea. This is without doubt one of the oddest efforts at being erotic that the previous century ever offered up. I…what… I mean, we’ve seen some weird stuff on this tumblr, my dears, but this is…
cosmictuesdays: perspi-looks: cimness: (via Shared from Opera) THAT IS A FUCKING ADORABLE FROG RIGHT THERE GODDAMN IS THAT FROG FUCKING ADORABLE.
No one had the twitter handle Porntendo. That is crazy to me. So it’s mine now. (The rest of this is entitled Porntendo Struggles to Twitter.)EDIT: Apparently, I can use twitter to just randomly yell shit at people. Interesting. EDIT: It’s
Bourgeoisie (Bouji) Ghetto = Boujhetto (Dats Me): That Guy by Kevin Marsh - (A Pic Poem by Me & yes that is me Boujhetto)
Heya everyone. Some of you might’ve noticed that in the top of the blog there’s a new link (that is, if you checked out the blog in the last 45 seconds)! I’ve had a few of you asking me to open up a Patreon- but I felt that wouldn’t be fair since
I sometimes wish I had a weighted blanket because the weight of something on top of me is comforting and it takes down my anxiety levels but then I realized that the reason I don’t just buy one is because I can literally call in my dog Casey and she’ll
yurifruit: Taking @nico-incognito up on the open tag to do this “"snapchat challenge”“ whatever that is (was also tagged by @barryfollett a lil while ago
halloweengoblinqueen: trying to kinkshame me is futile. like oh, great, you sure shamed the hell out of me–never getting off to THAT again. u just got like 39489348348 more kinks to shame now until i have nothing but pure, unproblematic vanilla fantasies
See? this is what i’m talking about, muscles, abs, thick legs, and all the good stuff.And yet, the recent artist that worked in the recent “Captain Marvel” (Sorry for me Captain Marvel is always gonna be Billy Batson) didn’t manage to gave
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
simulacrament: Depression is a difficult burden to bear but you aren’t alone, you do matter a lot. Stay strong and know that you are amazing and beautiful. @vectorv12 this is/was me
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
I have this friend that always tells me “atta girl” when I tell him about my achievements and for some reason that makes me really happy because it makes me feel like he’s really proud.
stevita: drtanner-sfw: fullyrealized: i think the thing that makes me angriest about the entire culture of people being forced to set up online fundraisers for things like medical treatments and basic necessities is that at least 99% of the people who
thisiskittenfood: Me: *tells bf story about some girl I know* BF: I don’t know who that is. Me: Oh, you remember her. She’s the one who cupped your balls that one time while you fucked me. BF: Oh yeah. It would be awesome for this conversation to
yuuris: Yuri!!! on Ice #03 » I Am Eros, and Eros Is Me?! Face-Off!! Hot Springs On Ice No one in the world knows your true eros, Yuri. It may be an alluring side of you that you yourself are unaware of. Can you show me what it is soon?
fadewithfury:Me giving my art to David Tennant! He took it with him!
seejelly: i never understood the whole reaction towards mental illness where someone says “it’s all in your head” i feel like that statement is just as redundant as telling someone with pulmonary edema that “the fluid is all in your lungs”
unimpressed2chainz: if i die tonight b/c yes i am that sick i want you to know that i am still mad laurie married amy not jo that is some bullshit like when i see louisa may alcott in heaven she might be catching some hands courtesy of me
inkskinned: inkskinned: “My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter.” (r.i.d) people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer. the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours
cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast
badwolfrun: All that is, all that was, all that ever could be.
sashayed: me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves the world: ok here is an Opportunity me:
likehope: 30secondstocalifornia: Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates) I loved 5th grade Every so often a post will make the rounds on here that makes me realize that I’m older than a lot of folks here.
My little sister wants me to tell you guys “Happy New Year!” Or what she said was “When you get a chance could you tell all your friends that Chloe says ‘Happy New Year’!” So this is me passing that message along to
pixelade:why does the su fandom act like pearl is the only gem that misses rose? i always see fan art of pearl admiring/mourning rose but never garnet or amethyst yea, that bugs me too. I think its because Pearl is a lot more open with her emotions
nerdgasmz: brighterthanyellow: The aid this will provide to all of my terrible fan art. LKHDGJKAHFDJGHLDSJFKHGLSHFDGLSFDHG DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS HELPS ME NOW I CAN DRAW YUMA PROPERLY
fuCK BABY KISUMI IS SO CUTE LET ME HUG HIM.
brobecks: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
mulderswaterbed: vavaharrison: I’m just constantly amazed by you #can we think about this for a second? #i feel like it might be such an underrated scene #scully has just come down from skinner’s office where she learned that the investigation
trishathebrown: tokomon: The baby girl that was born just a few hours ago… her father wants to drown her in milk because he didn’t receive a male heir!Rekha as Ramdulaari // Lajja (2001) This is why it angers me when people reduce Bollywood to
ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass: dynastylnoire: wade-wilsons: Viola Davis on being Facebook friends with her childhood bullies. Same Hahaha, she is too real. I do the same. exact. shit.“Oh, I see you ain’t hit that glo’ up yet…”
uwkyj: andrusius: uwkyj: That is me when my boyfriend announced that we would go out visit his Italian friend and that he had promised him he could fuck me! I was so happy and excited! 😉 and off we went for our threesome. his friend was a bit shy
In honor of Munday,i give you … me! The top is more recent, the bottom is the makeup for a character i used to play in a salon style LARP (Live Action Role Play; salon style is 3x5 cards instead of foam swords - not as physically active, so much
humorous: my face is a 4 my personality is a 6 so that makes me a 10 My face is a 10My personality is a 10 Fuck you I’m perfect
alicesadventuresinkickapoo: the thing that annoys me about myself is that I see other people as so beautiful but the things i find beautiful on them - freckles, smile lines, spots, stretch marks, podgy bits… the bits of your body that define your life..
scifinut: notcuddles: hotline-jacket: mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me And you
magenta-speedster: wolffuchs: madmadamemimble: The thing that upsets me most about the Cluster is that when Steven says, “Forming won’t help you find the rest of yourselves, you’ll just destroy the Earth!” The Cluster’s response is a horrified
horrorcutie: if you’ve ever been in love with an emotionally abusive person you will literally never understand how hard it is to leave them. don’t tell me “just leave them, ur better than that!!!! uwu” its not that fucking easy i am in love
asculan:i know i say that everything is me but this really is me
lola-marie: teacakes: walterwhitemediocrity: Introducing your friends to Björk There has… never… been a post that’s more me… in the history of this website? Oh my fucking God this is me Why does this describe me so fucking much oh my god
Above & Beyond is seriously one of the only things that keeps me from going completely insane.
legendarilyinvisible: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
:D final grade in chem is 81% STUDYING FOR ENDLESS HOURS PAYS OFF. BUT AP Stats is at a freaking 79.3. And that is without the FRQ part of the final. AND THE FINAL PROJECT, but me and the guys beasted that shit lolol. And to think, yesterday morning I
saola: idcnora: 818polo: killafornia-life: zombies-need-hugs2: valmonella: Now THAT is a quality photo. That is something actually worth reblogging. Beautiful. This seriously needs more notes. This Confused Me For Like 5 Seconds.. *Breast Cancer
khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms: astrotheology: getting organized and on top of due dates is such a RUSH for me like forget cocaine i’m going to COLOR CODE my PLANNER And watch me alphabetize this shit, motherfuckers Ummm that is me 😱
heartless: some people dont like me but they have never spoken to me, ever they just hear things from other people but what they hear is me being a bitch because i have a reason but they dont know that all they hear is me being a bitch so if you
ilookextremelygood: *wraps around significant other’s body* this is my home! this is where i live! @slendershadow1 literally me
freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
sexykinkycouple3: more mobile pics, top don’t know think the guy on the right is a young hubby, middle well me and my two sisters I think, bottom I think that is me we used to get pissed a lot in them days everything is a bit hazy and then
Seriously having the hardest time finding a diaper bag I like. I do nottt want to carry around a giant, purse-like thing with baby animals on it, or that’s brown and pink plaid, OR that is bigger than me! I’ve found one I like that’s
kokoro4kakashi: Year is 2547child: i can’t sleeeeepmother: awww, i’ll sing you this ancient lullaby that my mother taught me, and her mother taught her…[cuddles]mother: WEEEE AAAARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!
vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?
Sometimes I will just fucking put on something that is an absolute fashion disaster and that’s just fine and dandy because you know why?Because the look is called ‘Tacky Lesbian’ and I am fucking SERVING IT
eat-pussy-its-polite: So there’s this girl that is super attractive that’s following me and I just liked all of her shit. She should know that I want her now. Did anyone else look to see if all of there posts were liked?
koduck: sorry for removing all the captions but IS THAT REAL. LIKE LEGGIT REAL. DONT TELL ME IT’S REAL
I associate you with baby penguins now, so even at work I get a reminder that Monochrome is a beautiful thing.that is the greatest tissue box i have ever seen and i want one
I’m honestly tired of being looked at as a piece of ass to every guy that talks to me, I don’t post anything on social media and somehow every guy that approaches me only wants one thing. I feel like I’m never going to find someone that genuinely
I swear, there is some power from above that is stopping me from making porn