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This week has been a pain in the ass so I had to draw something simple like a portrait that made me way too angry for no apparent reason.
No one had the twitter handle Porntendo. That is crazy to me. So it’s mine now. (The rest of this is entitled Porntendo Struggles to Twitter.)EDIT: Apparently, I can use twitter to just randomly yell shit at people. Interesting. EDIT: It’s
bgandrabite: this is dedicated to that person that asked for this when i said i was gonna draw some requests, then i posted a joke of it, then left me a few angry asks and now probably has unfollowed me im sorry :V
I'll show you how to live again and heal the brokenness within, let me love you when you come undone. The song that inspired me to make this edit
ponyrides: this spam is going to be for all you feet people that message me to post pics. YOUR WELCOME. lol i don’t have pretty feet. i never paint the nails, the bottoms of my feet are usually dirty, and i never wear socks with shoes. my feet never
kimberlys27: itsworldofgeeks: deohsogay: In a room full of lesbians Hayley looks at the one straight girl that is such a lesbian thing to do
keire-ke: iamnmbr3: Ok. But the level of gay in Captain America: The Winter Soldier continues to astound me. Like, not only do Steve and Bucky have a phrase like a wedding vow that they say to each other, which gets introduced to the audience in the
mcsiggy: Trying to draw again after exhausting yourself and or having depression draw funks that is hard to get out of is hard because you wanna draw!! wanna get shit done!! but then you try and you look at your pen like Work??????????? Do the thing
herdirtiestjokes-deactivated202:@markiplier putting different time zones in his pinned comment is so sweet? like, nobody ever does that when they’re promoting projects IT’S NOT SWEET! Ya’ll a bunch o’ BABIES that need me to hold yer hand through
“It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
Something that is really irritating me about workSo I came in on my day off and Norman came to give me some feedback. Now Norman was ASM and is currently acting SGM because we couldn’t get a store manager.Everything he said to me was true. It hurt
Hey, if you *repost* my content (including the content from Northern Spanking) on a blog that I find truly offensive, personally upsetting to me or in a way that is degrading to others, I’m going to file a DMCA notice without contacting you and asking
Question~Now that I’m getting back into the supernatural fandom does anyone want me to tag specific ships to blacklist? Right now everything is under the spn tag because I literally ship everything.
sload: The community in Ferguson is struggling to come up with the money to keep their kids fed, since school has been cancelled all this time, yet people have donated over ผ,000 to the murderer who started all of this in the last 24 hours alone. Think
I just had a dream that is going to torment me for a while. It was the weirdest thing, but it was nice because you were there and we were happy.
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything
missamysantiago: “Okay, here I am taking pictures with Terry’s kids. Man, I look so strong standing next to them. Should I have kids?”
kayconnix: “I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.”Carrie Fisher
platypusisnotonfire: I overhead the most hilarious conversation this week. There was a young couple at the library and the father is reading their 4 ish year old son a Dr Seuss book, very animated, doing all sorts of voices. The mother is sitting to
twista-lolita: artemispanthar: roadtospookydestruction: Is it wrong of me to be annoyed every time I see a ‘Instead of saying whispered try this: ____’ post? No. Put your damn thesaurus away. There is nothing wrong with using the same verb over
My little sister wants me to tell you guys “Happy New Year!” Or what she said was “When you get a chance could you tell all your friends that Chloe says ‘Happy New Year’!” So this is me passing that message along to
sd–doomsday: ok i know i said all tf2 classes are bad but i take it back. the only good tf2 class is medic because anyone willing to undergo the bullshit that is playing medic on a pub has a good and strong heart. box spy is also a viable candidate
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
bpdgorl: being emotionally abused has made me incredibly defensive towards being told what to do, but at the same time has made it hard for me to do things without someone telling me that it’s ok to do out if fear of doing something wrong and getting
maxvael: someone told me to do a glowing tattoos and i did a thing
sailorpalin: : Your best friend is trying to tell you about creeps at work, you can’t just stare at her like that, Koujaku. Even if she just looks really cute when annoyed… and her hair looks really nice today… Fuck. finally found a way to draw
all i want in life is for sly to step on me. to beat me bloody. to sit on my face while he’s calling me his bitch.
thesanityclause: damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl: So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It’s the music that calms me down the most and I fucking love metal heads. Everything about
brobecks: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
What I want right now is someone to pat my head and tell me in a soft voice ‘it’s bedtime’. hold my hand and walk me to bed, scoop me up and cuddle me till I fall asleep
i need to move about and explore, but inevitably i end up missing the people i need close to me. travel leaves my plants behind to die and dust to collect on my favorite books. it’s hard not to just leave because there are things that tie me down,
faithandfury: bridgemcgidge: shercockandmycrotch: everyone needs a waving snail on their blog i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry that comment im sold gotta do it now Well I’m
amazoogle:really considering becoming catholic. the only thing holding me back is i haven’t gotten any paid posts on my dash telling me to
The Signs When They Are Attracted to You
The only factor about me that really seems to get in the way is my “love language.” I tend to physically interact with them more. It’s just how I show someone that I enjoy their presence. But there’s people who don’t want
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
blonesome: bunniesinpajamas: vinebox: That one friend that be goin too far listening to music He pulled the seat back omgg Lmaooooooo despite the spoiler I still wasn’t ready for that
ask-strider-bro: BRO - I am seeing this delicious Dorito packet that is begging to be eaten.
sonypraystation: *In a Job Interview* Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo– Me: Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel– me: Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha– me: Interviewer: SHIT BOI
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
mareodomo: lagamespace: Many of you have been asking if it is possible to donate more to receive extra Game Packs. Yes, it is! You can get as many game packs as you like, and gift them to friends by donating an extra ฟ for each. When the campaign
sora-smiles: weebcomments: whenever a weeaboo comes up to me and says that they ‘wanjt tO LIVE IN JAPAN DESUUU!!1” i’m going to show them this thats an asian giant hornet, or a suzumebachiit’s the size of your fucking thumb, the largest hornet
mydarkangel2pls: I just realized something.Have you ever not felt something for so long that you forget to remember how sweet it is? I mean that a time passed so long it’s buried so deep to keep you from wanting it so badly…because it’s actually
“I feel every flower that is screaming to consume you. The earth and sky your cradle, the earth and sky entomb you. So is the way of forever.”
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, we aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or that wear shorts with our asses hanging out. We care more about music than popularity. We are the girls who have laughing fits without
fashion-comes-first: just-a-dash-of-fab: This is a success story, not a sob story. This is Hadley. That is me to the right. Hadley had a cancerous tumor in her brain last year, and this was rumored to be her last birthday party. Also, she asked
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
hi! an update on places to find me!!onlyfans is bunbae_ or you can scan the QR code, the sub price is the lowest option and I post what I would’ve posted here PLUS I’m selling a picture that is v nsfw (😼) and the support is so appreciated twitch
I need that friend that is willing to go clubbing with me and just do nothing at the same time because right now I haven’t got one.
tbh im realizing that that dude probably sent me a commission question just to get me to talk to him and change the subject around to try to force me into a friendship and he never really was going to commission me he was just using it as an excuse :’)
I feel like that incredibly annoying kid that keeps trying to become your friend and doesn’t see your hints that you just want them to go away.
rinlockhart:oak23:This is an important 43 seconds
crystalwitches: tbh…….if garnet pulled that ‘for me’ shit on me, not only would i stay at the temple for her, i would chain myself to the temple, i would give her all my money, i would offer my soul to the devil himself for garnet
ankle-beez:Me: Steven Universe is coming to an end and I accept that. It’s had a good run and there’s many other shows that will take its place. I’m at peace.Cartoon Network: *sets date for the final su episodes*Me:
hyruleshistory: “Our partnership is at an end, and even as we speak, I feel my consciousness fading away. Before I enter the sleep that calls me to the sword, I wish to relay to you words that I recorded many times over the course of our journey.
Sing Me to SleepThis “game” is really awesome. I mean, there’s not really anything to do but look around and immerse yourself in the atmosphere, but nevertheless, that atmosphere is deliciously alien and foreboding.( http://acatalept.com/singmetosleep/
ok like, i got the whole luka/neru dynamic set up in my head now. ill share this so y’all dont get confused as to why i always draw them angry at each other hehuehuhNeru is a new friend of Miku (there were one-sided enemies at one point bc that fandom
another good reason to call marie rose/helena bees: they got yellow hair and black ribbons, bee colors
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