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iria-and-alia: mistysoulreave: burning-yaungol: lantilles: berrodtherapscallion: ariesdawn83: WHAT IS THIS HELL jfc give me those fried biscuits and gravy right now i will kill someone for that HOW THE HELL DO YOU FRY LEMONADE Son, you can
tmirai: onyxshinigami: benchflip: subterranean-lovesick-alien: shadowmonsters-art-page: STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS pls go to 3:04 Oh lord, this brings me back: @tmirai it is with great hesitation that I reblog this but omg
So the van apparently needs work … it keeps throwing a check engine light at me and there is a belt squealing that I’m not sure if it’s the belt or the tensioners. I’m scared out of my mind right now because I have nothing saved
writingjustforgiggles: So the van apparently needs work … it keeps throwing a check engine light at me and there is a belt squealing that I’m not sure if it’s the belt or the tensioners. I’m scared out of my mind right now because I have nothing
serfborts: “Now I don’t usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eye, and this girl does that a lot. But I don’t know what it is about her, when she does it, I don’t mind…and while we’re doing it, all the bullshit does fade away,
I don’t understand why people think that I’m going to give money to them on the Internet because “woah is me, I’m stuck in a shitty situation right now and need help financially” You need help financially? Bitch, I NEED
adam2adamtn: barefootmasturbator: He wants to be fucked…and I want to fuck him. ME TOOOO!!! Damn! What a fucking hot hairy man ass… my cock is standing at erection right now with desire for that hot tight hole!!!
smokinonthemoon: blackwallflower: airyairyquitecontrary: PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Grumpy cloud THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED
destroywhiteboys: “Your son is a little busy right now, honky! But I promise that once me and my boy here fill his stomach with our nigga jizz…you can have this faggot back.”
Its harder for me to tell people how im feeling when they’re just going to ignore and block everything I said when I’m in a horrible mood.. I just need a listener right now.. but all im getting is “oh.” “That’s cool” “I guess” “wow”
studiotrigger:anime is not a cheap hobby let me tell you that right now.
anzujaamu: Hello everyone! I just wanted to say that if anything I post triggers you, feel free to ask me to tag it. My anon ask is turned off right now, but I promise I won’t publish any of these asks. PS: I will reply other messages too, asap, really
ray-winters-sings: andrewbelami:anyone else thinking about a** right now or is that just me yee I sure am
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truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas: i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that
bumfinger: laced-up-and-spanked: I’m grumpy and tired and this is the only thing that’ll cheer me up right now. please. I think I could help…..
I’m warming up in my car right now. Life guard training is progressing. I still feel like ‘that kid’. Many of the others guards in training are either swimmers, or not swimmers, some other sport. I know this will be good for me if I can pass and
sevenyears-: kimanarianne: fuckyeahnicholas: Crying right now. I had to say my brother bye for the last time. that’s so sad :’( this made me cry. :/ If this doesn’t have a profound impact on someone, something is wrong with them >.<
anotsoverygagachristmas: methlabrador: clavid: methlabrador: 2013 is gonna be a weird fucking year im calling it right now Let me say one thing: we’re going to see a young celebrity pass away in march…. That’s all I can say thanks professor
theboyfriends: i’m in a restaurant right now and caitlyn jenner’s espy speech is on the news on all the televisions and there’s a mother and her kid who’s about 6 years old in the booth next to me and the kid asked “who’s that? i’ve seen
trendintopic: lipstickstainer: pearlmarley: That dog was seconds away from laying hands on him 😂 this is my cat but he’ll smack me anyways 😭 “You dead ass right now”
goonparadise: Mmmmhh…hubby! I bet your cock is so squishy and delicate inside your cage right now! Maybe we should take turns with the strapon tonight instead of trying to see if you can get that squishy thing hard for me!
teawithaview: Just the fact that I am crushing so hard on Benedict Cumberbatch who was also the dorky Patrick Watts 7 years ago is making me question everything else in my life right now
rustcholes-deactivated20160818: It wasn’t truly until you left that cheese burger uneaten and I began to let myself believe maybe miracles do come true. Listen to me Dean Winchester, what you’re feeling right now is not death it’s life.
tundraloo: setheverman: pewdiepie literally used the “is that setheverman?” meme in his video yesterday… can someone perhaps kill me right here and now please and thank you very much appreciated seth, you really, really dont deserve this, im sorry
nunyabizni:cousin-possum-kc:bogleech:If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like “me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol” Those are his fursonasYou stop that right now
institute-for-thermal-research: chewingwildflow3rs: institute-for-thermal-research: The fact that i can’t be stoned right now is garbage Rob u could be here stoned w me and Lynx I wouldn’t be listening to jazz then
spidermsns: “I want other Asian Americans to have those opportunities, too. I don’t want myself to be the only one who is getting stuff. So right now I want to do things that stretch and challenge me as an actor, as opposed to just taking the thing
vanatomy: Hm i kinda like the way my hair looks right now and thats a big thing for me THIS IS TOO GOT NOT TO SHARE
blindcomplikaytions: astrosaurustyrannus: emeraldbriar: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: homeschoolhour: zombielovejuice: WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION UNMUTE THIS I’m the dog My emotion right now is this dog. my dad tryna wake me up for school This
decidement: and my biggest fear right now is that i’m going to look you in the eyes and you’re not gonna look back it’s not going to be the same anymore when you’re around and it kills me
meatmodel: toobmeister: meatmodel: my parents are both “taking naps” at the same time someone gag me i bet theyre gagging each other right now hahahahah THAT IS NOT OK STOP
darthmawlly: voxamberlynn: imaramblinwoman: coffinfucker: THIS PUT ME IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW I need a boyfriend like that! hahahaha LOLOLOLOL This is sooo perfect hahaha
pleasesir-mayihaveanother: This is the post that made me want to try anal again. Like right now. Like desperately.
wonderfulworldofdisneyhistory: Meet the Robinsons is my favorite Disney movie. You’re probably giving the screen a shocked or unimpressed look right now. That’s fair. Most people expect me to say Snow White or Aladdin, or something along those lines.
bring-me-in-warm: tsyhere: do you ever feel EXTRA touch starved like you’re just laying around and suddenly it’s just If I Do Not Experience Affection Right Now I Will Die And That Is A Promise
girlybuttboy: Biggest Toy My biggest toy. I am shaking right now with how horny I get by looking at these pictures and remembering the fun I had. The only downside is that, since its a vibrator, it doesn’t have a suction cup for me to jump up and
guysinjeopardy: Part of me reacted to this with “that is really hot” and another part thought “A baked potato would be good right now.” I probably shouldn’t have skipped lunch.
2hot2bstr8: those abs, those pubes, and that perfect dick just hard as hell poking out of those white undies have me going crazyyyyy right now!!!! fuckkkkk this dude is PERFECT♡♡♡
I’ve been catching myself just thinking “I’m really happy right now” which is a first for me. I work a decent 40 hour job, have a boyfriend that I’ve adored the last 9 months and some pretty good friends to spend time with
earthnation: flickiesisland: flickiesisland: that picture of ariana grande with her head photoshopped to be fucking huge is the funniest thing online right now ufsdnjgmbfdjkghfdkj me after getting one compliment
oedipussyrexxx:OK Mom…so that’s where you want me to put my penis when it’s big and hard…like it is right now?
qdiddy3: burbon011: stinkerfeet: Oh my god.. that is the best way to eat chocolate. My god i want this so bad right now. Don’t have to season em up for me my dear.
thelazystrippers:nfinitplsr:imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:If you ever get lonely just remember that the Mars rover is programmed to sing itself happy birthday every yeari needed this right now this just makes me feel really bad for the Mars rover
stupidclassicrockshit: immadeofmetal: supersnazzyandvegetables: grubby—garbage-queen: phineas4cobain: tipsyflipsy: You can buy a shirt with Kirt Cobain’s suicide note on it I fucking hate everything right now. that is just disgusting to me.
damonwashere: Mom would get what she called “oral horniness”. “I HAVE to suck your cock RIGHT NOW Jason! The fact that you enjoy it is just a bonus. I love doing it because it gives ME pleasure.” “Yes Mother.” Sometimes she
succubus-stripper: I got back from my strip trip and I literally could not care less about my boyfriend right now idk what’s going on, I don’t want to have sex, I don’t want him near me, I’m annoyed that the house is messy and I feel like I could
humansofnewyork: “Right now I’m not even sure if college is for me.”“Why’s that?”“Well, I’m going to sound a bit like a hippy… but everyone tells you to ‘follow your own path,’ then you’re put into an institution where you’re
hihuntie: surra-de-bunda:Bae Goals - When you pretend to be a helpless hostage in the bank so yall can get that cash money. Just don’t point the gun at me. is this cinematic master piece ‘waist deep’ right now…. i can’t deal with this rn i’m
