that i dont
NSFW Tumblr
find that i dont on porn pin board
that i dont clips
Idc how hot it is outside, that WILL hurt
I respect that…. I’ll just borrow it for awhile.
Don’t mess with my priorities
weloveshortvideos: Moms don’t give af if you got company
(M) Don’t we all.
don’t mind me, just fulfilling my duties for the children
Don't let her manipulate you. How much pain before you realize?
That shit don’t look right.
That pussy don’t even look legal
Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good time…
Thats right, don’t hide it. I know you like it!
jeff698097 replied to your photo “Here’s the second-place winner of the September Patreon Poll:…” Why is terezi LOOKING around a corner! she is blind… That’s… an ABSURDLY good question.
That booty don’t need explaninnn….
average-grey-wolf-sif : Believe in the bees that believe in you.YES.
Don’t worry, eventually she gave up and zigzagged her way through the corn.(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)
That’s not part of the recipe, Amethyst
That feeling when your Absurd Questions are met with Absurd Puns and you know your friendship is Absurdly Real
kutosmut: whatsa-smut: Hah, yeah, sure. In her dreams maybe. My headcanon on how the heck Jade fits stuff like that in here : Yesss, all ponies contain such a portal!
don’t get me wrong, i love me some good selfcest. It just has to be interesting and make sense for the character. And there are definitely many ways to go about it.
sometimes when I am depressed it helps a little to just tell someone I love that I am sad.
Don't let me go
arcticmonkies: FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS POSTS GET ZERO NOTES ITS THE LAW
I don’t believe anyone has ever looked at me and gone, “asdfghjkllpjgfy”
boyexemplified: aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist
That's so meme
11thsense:I learned how to wrap my hair laddies (Grown men, don’t even touch this post)
windofthenorth: I don’t want to sound like a psychopath but this is my most favorite scene so far. It’s just so pretty….
joshxlegend: mrbowtiefly: cherrylipsandcandyeyes: theproblackgirl: 😢 ❤️ 👏🏽 I love how he let him cry, told him, “We cry as men” and didn’t hit him with the whole, “Big boys don’t cry” mess. That was lovely. Phenomenal.
followandreblog: ghdos: rope-an-ole-blue-norther: that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin: tumblinwithhotties: I saw this posted on tumblr and was gonna reblog it…but all the ppl who posted it were kind of mommy blogs…don’t think they’d like to be
blackpantha: wetamup: thaunderground: wetamup reblogged your photo and added: Phyllis Hyman posed topless? Brb Google is about… I don’t think so, thats back when Players was trying to be the black Playboy. I think it was just an interview she
2003rapvideo: stoppatriarchy:Protesters join #StopPatriarchy in #LosAngeles to say #Fuck50Shades of Grey! More protests tonight in #LA, #Seattle, #NYC, and #Oakland.http://www.stoppatriarchy.org/50-shades-fuck-that.html Holy fucking shit I need to go
Reblog if people say you don't look your age!
succotashes: succotashes: I got some Shea Moisture products now so if these shits don’t work I’m fighting all y'all that advocate it I took a second look at my bank account and I’m returning all these GOTDAMN products
sorryrene: I have a theory that either you find your soulmate at a young age and its hell to keep them and you both go through so much to be together or you go through hell with the wrong people until you finally meet your soulmate I don’t know which
weaintaboutshit: thighetician: scootsenshi: What is Burger King… like they sell everything and they try to pawn it off cheap… I just wonder how they are still around because I don’t know anybody that actively chooses Burger King 3 pancakes
thehighpriestofreverseracism: thesweetishthuggishbone: thehighpriestofreverseracism: I don’t even think the turkey on the right is washed tbh That turkey didn’t die to be disrespected I mean for real
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
That moment..when you discover something awesome that you never thought possible. HOLY SHITTTTTTTT
That feeling when everyone hates you or you think that they do
ok, so after the trip to both my psychologist & Therapist. It seems to me that I have a few (Not Major) problems First off I’m Fat er…overweight of my age/Size I’m 25 more pounds then I should have so yea I need to work out
talesofanswers: Hmph. That thing? Mieuuuu, Master used to call me “Thing” too… But Master ended up actually liking me! Does that mean Asch likes me too…? No. Mieu…
She looked at the picture of her tied up with the ribbon that her master had started using as the background on his phone. It was only two years old, but seemed almost a lifetime ago. Since then, she had come so far. “Why, that’s so vanilla.”
catyuy: adampascalfan: We can debate the best way to handle Cory’s death and Finn’s abscence from the show. Everyone right now is in different places and that’s cool. But if the show does decide to have Finn die….I think the most fitting
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: You mean your smell? I don’t poop Are you sure about that?
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
allmymetaphors: anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit
buckysbeauty-capsbooty:niuniente: haikyuuofficial: donkos: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure, if i don’t reblog this assume im dead THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY. If anyone asks you what
that-flawless-bitch-lauren: So happy that I don’t have to deal with your crap anymore! No contact with you or having to see or hear about you is so relieving and I know you’ll never see this because I made sure you have no way to contact me, but
Literally too depressed to care about anything, like I’m fine and it’s the usual things in life that’s shitting on me. But before it would really bother m. Now I’m just numb and it’s like wow that is typical when it comes
all-right-blondie: That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main
amuseoffyre: Having feelings about the fact that the two times we see Ed lose his temper and get seriously violent and aggressive with anyone, it’s when he’s been repeatedly verbally provoked about subjects that are very painful for him. I would
captainlucifer: erocsan: captainlucifer: if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to
daddysmuses: cummbunny: I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean Jelly beans like to be licked :) .. this is the exception where I’m mean, go away
das-uberchicken: worksofwalt: Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think
That moment when you're writing something and it becomes so tl;dr that you think to yourself "Where was I even going with this?"
That awkward moment when you remember that buses don’t have seat belts…
dgcatanisiri: How often do you think that Garnet’s future vision shows her ‘what if today is the day the Homeworld Gems return to destroy Earth?’ I mean, if she experiences future vision like Steven did, she doesn’t just see it, she lives it.How
malewife-urahara:Don’t mean to thirst post on main but Shunsui
If I’m in a relationship my morals & my loyalty ain’t the only thing that isn’t going to change….. My wardrobe isn’t going to change My hobbies aren’t going to change My friends aren’t going anywhere Anything that makes me, me
that feel when PD (not even campus PD) pulls up to your car on campus and low-key harasses you because you were standing out in front of a school building getting picked up by your boyfriend and apparently that’s a suspicious thing to do now, even tho
