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I was going out to hook up with a random dude and pretend that he was my big brother. I had been doing it a lot recently. It surprised me just how often the guy was really into it. Guys loved having their way with me and calling me “little sister&rd
For a second, for half a second, I thought the third person was a girl. Then I really looked and realized it was a guy. Before I got that one guy was tugging his cock, it was his thighs that was the give away for me. Those are guy thighs.Â
Guys- I can’t help the fact that your wife caught me fucking your daughter, saw that her daughters boyfriend(me) had a bigger cock than her husband(you), and decided that she was going to pay me a visit to find out why your daughter liked me so
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
mjasexynigga: trillkhvil: 17 I was getting money ( trillkhvil ) MJ Say Yessss
eyesarethewindowstothesoul: thebrainofi: tribecalledtren: YES yo Listen, let me tell you. When I watched that video & this beautiful ass face popped up, I. Screamed. Luckily I was home alone.
Sending smiles and a titty hug to all my sexy followers…I was just told today by one of my guy friends that he so hugs tight to see if a girl is natural or has a boob job…he confessed that he knows that I all natural…lol…and
bearsinsuspenders: I like guys wearing suspenders so I thought I’d give it a shot. We’ll see how this goes. I’m not a fan of blurry pictures but I actually think that one looks pretty good, even if it was unintended. Also, I think I snapped the
dezie36: chi1929: tchoor: OH CUM ALL YE FAITHFUL!! Follow me please: www.tchoor.tumblr.com Haaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaa!! I don’t get why the bottom dick is upside Down, the others are all shot from above but that guy was shot from under…I
You saw how he was looking at me. And he’s just my type. What did you expect? That I was going to turn him down? You could tell from the first moment that he was a take-charge guy. You must have known that if he hit on me, my panties would just drop.
That guy who said he’d unfollow me for being “anti-trump” actually went and did it! The absolute madman!(Even though I never said whether I was pro/anti/indifferent)Bonus: He had an edgy Pinkie Pie avatar.
The hubby fucked my ass after I came home from a hot date with another guy. Ended up in the back seat of the guys car being eaten out and having my ass fingered. That was a great night. The video was removed so I’ll upload it to pornhub.
Guys I just woke up as I was mid-fucking-orgasm in a dream and came in real life!!
saturnine-powerbomb:hexpress: aupamplemousse: Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™ Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker. me n my friends are homos and we’re like
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, I was immediately excited for the denim theme this week because, well, I’m a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. That said, I didn’t want to just take a shot of my jeans partially off. I wanted to be creative
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: [TW Rape Jokes] I once had a guy tell me that rape is just the struggle to cuddle and women need to clam down. Everyone in my 9th grade history class heard this. The worst part was that I was the ONLY person upset by that, all
Taking a stroll with my puppy. I’m trying to become a little more peaceful, and I thought this was a beautiful sight that I could share with you all. Love you guys.
So….. My hard drive of my old computer was complete toast. The guy that I took it to tried everything that he cold but could not save any of my files. *Sad little* That being said I will have to remake the content that I had on my computer
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
ask-eraserhead: H: He scolds us and his students for not taking care of ourselves, but that guy really needs to follow his own advice… T: We try to look out for each other, if anything. (( This ask was sent before Toshinori entered in, but I really
yes-letsfuckbabe: tbh there is nothing hotter than knowing someone gets off thinking of you
perks-of-being-chinese: A GUY SENT ME A SNAPCHAT OF HIS NUTS AND THE CAPTION WAS ‘IM NUTS FOR YOU’
trainerdelaney: trainerdelaney: teaboot: teaboot: The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing. “haha so what about that guy, huh?” Me: what about
jezebeljewel: Flash Friday! Sometimes you have to do home improvement projects and I decided a certain big box store was a perfect place for a flash! Love that guy behind me noticing something is up! If he’d only seen from the front! XOXO JTJ
tfw ur backed up into a corner by 3 enemy squids and fuck u think the 4th guy grabbed the rainmaker u spent 5 years trying to burst the shield to and ur bubbler is running out and ur teammates are no where to be found wtf guys i’m dying pls help
brattypersephone:cubangemini-1:brattypersephone:brattypersephone:@blacklungs1 Pretty sure he made a new blog so that he could get away from this post and the fact that he was being so rude to so many people. went to go block and report and took this
tarynel: gingerfacekillah: Atlanta niggas dont care Omg Somebody gotta explain to me how THAT guy convinced grown folk he was a legit doctor.
kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”
carefreeblackho: thetrippytrip: THAT LAST GUY HAS ME IN HYSTERICS! “That wasn’t an insult btw” WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! OH MY GOD…. So slavery, internment camps, indigenous slaughter, manifest destiny, the homestead act, suffrage, Jim Crow,
megillien: Posting this commission because this lovely lady was sweet enough to let me share it with you guys [though lol joke’s on me since no one’s online now] before uploading it to her gallery -which is all kinds of wonderful and deserves a browse
pozcain: pornogaymovie: , Follow me at http://pozcain.tumblr.com/ and please check out my other blog at http://cainsteven.tumblr.com/ That guy was all creepy
tardisimpaula: Do you guys ever get that feeling where nothing is exciting anymore? Like, the holidays just seem like another day. My 16th birthday that I had been looking forward to forever was just a school day. New episodes of my favorite show
because painting your boyfriends name on your nails isn’t creepy at all….. it’s really cool, guys……..
swrredhead: See, this little slut boy loves sucking cock, see, he loves sucking cock. Was your boss mean to you, was he making rude comments to you? Bet he never knew we were friends and that he loves me as his Mistress and Dominatrix, and now you
howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and
poptartswiftie: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was
are you serious?? this was a comment on a question about me still being in pain, not related to sex at all, get a life guy
deadgoliath: instagramsci: alexeikaramazov: brittanysaysrelax: I feel so bad for her. I wonder if he really thought he was doing something. What do the workers have to do with company policies. That’s like me going into Walmart and berating the
so last weekend when i was drunk off my ass i made up this thing called a “nap chat” which is a snap chat that you take with your eyes closed so it looks like you’re sleeping what u guys think should i go for the patent or nah
I was talking about this with my friend (the one who also is my husband, u know) the other day, and I told him that guys who eat a lot of red meat…their cum tastes different. It’s like noticeably different. There have been studies showing
scenephase: this guy in my precollege program broke up with this girl because he realized he was gay and she outed him to everybody in his school because she was mad he broke up with her so he fucked her brother and that is the wildest shit i have ever
lissyfishy: Finished my Jenny (XJ9) cosplay!That wig was a TERROR to style @~@I’m just so glad it’s done~I figured out how to make the bootcovers less lumpy on the insideonly after I took these pics. OH WELL.What do you guys think?
theivorytowercrumbles Mafia!AU Cinder has me swoonin’ Also a ‘Thank you for 700 followers piece! You guys are awesome!
I “hypothetically” asked the guy I like if he’d sleep with a girl with a black eye & he replied asking if I was referring to me…& after I replied yes he left me on read
Guys are always weirded out that I grow out my pubes & I opened up to this guy when I was younger I always snuck into my dads ooooold Playboy collection & he said Oooooo it makes sense now