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totallyfubar: candyredterezii: candyredterezii: honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th lore on my ramen package call that uhhhhh flavor text
feluka:feluka:feluka:feluka:i need to hire someone who can speak to cats to explain to Shams and Noor that they are supposed to be predators. I’m trying to introduce toys that emulate prey (with sound/smell of course so they can track it) so I can
charismat1c-megafauna:girlsgiggle:millennial-review:in college a teacher explained that criticizing gentrification wasn’t about shaming or blaming the white people that were most likely living in the only apartments they could afford - it was about
feminizemetn: I was so horny after she finished my makeover that I agreed to let a few of her male friends come over to see if I would pass as a girl. She said I needed one last accessory. As she strapped it to my head she explained to me that her makeup
sassygraceffa: “And it upsets me that as I record this video #wewillalwayssupportyoujustin is trending on twitter. I wish all the people who were tweeting that right now would be forced to send a tweet to explain to Katie’s family in 140 characters
datsweetberrypunch: mechanical-taco: ermagerdkperp: nowyoukno: celebrities-are-assassins: nowyoukno bugs the undying fuck out of me for some reason that i can’t adequately explain. i hate that blog Well, it hates you too. Didn’t you see the
postapocalypticflimflam: sepiachord: cinemagorgeous: Tusken Raider by artist Alexander Ovchinnikov. I love the theory that Tatooine is a post- apocalyptic Earth and that Tuskens & Jawas are mutated humans… Even if it doesn’t explain the second
somedayinjakarta: 2brwngrls: kyssthis16: archatlas: The Colbert Report 11.19.14 You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this
insuh: Caitlin pays tribute to Dr. Who So I was shooting with Caitlin when she took out this shirt and demanded that I shoot her in it… she explained to me that Gallifrey is the home planet of the Time Lords and they have 2 hearts… something like
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. If it was me though, I would call the cops. Thats technically illegal. At least where I live. Then Id wait for the cops to show and try to explain to these knobs that what they’re doing is illegal… and the reason
dirkybaby: scarlett-peggings: Let the video explain the caption I would love to suck that sexy cock and swallow everything that comes out of it
acid-eater:ok, I know I’m going to lose a ton of followers because of that but I wish someone could explain me WHY is ssb a thing? To me it’s just a bad fighting game with the sole purpose of promoting equally bad nintendo games that nobody gave a
audreykaching: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT
qimick:imaginarybatman:So something that bothers me. I came out to my therapist as transgender last week and it didn’t surprise her because plenty of people my age call themselves transgender. I had to explain to her that I actually experience gender
hamofjustice: dat-soldier: penfairy: one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy
d1rtypaws: When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it
shark-py: royal3rd: Roy: Hey check out what I did! i really flushed it out, huh?Roy: “Oh that?! I just added that just for water effects–Roy: “….I can explain~@shark-py XDthank you buddy !!so start explan now.
earthnation: earthnation: now aquaman that hoe ok since this got no notes it looks like i’ll have to explain the joke soulja boy released a song called “crank dat” on may 2nd of 2007. one of the lyrics in the song was “now superman that hoe!”
atrueomega: trublulotus:bapgeek2geekbap:kyssthis16: archatlas: The Colbert Report 11.19.14 You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake
turndownforkant:i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the
churmandurrr: merankoria: The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking. people never seen to understand this & it’s really frustrating to explain that you
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My little sister and I were watching Twelve Forever and there’s this bit in one episode where they’re playing a phone dating board game and I explained that that wasn’t just some wacky nonsense cartoon thing but it was actually based
hismomskeeper: livingwithhotmom: It was only when we got home and mom started to take the groceries out of the car, did I realize that she wasn’t wearing any panties. That probably explains why those high school kids kept following us all afternoon
iamsupernaturalsbitch: deansfez: PLEASE SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THAT SCENE TO ME Dean is basically saying women lie about their age and weight and Sam is pointing out the fact that so does Dean so clearly it’s NOT just a girl thing.
curlygirlsam: bapgeek2geekbap: kyssthis16: archatlas: The Colbert Report 11.19.14 You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this
stars-bean: “That’s a beautiful necklace. Reminds me of one that belonged to my mother. It can’t be the same one, because her pearls are in this safe the manufacturer clearly explained is uncrackable.“ The Dark Knight Rises (2012) dir. Christopher
klefable: we saw a lady walking around with two phones earlier and she explained that her husband was putting the baby to bed tonight so she was on Pokemon hunting duty for both of them. that’s relationship goals if I’ve ever seen it
dweebscar: vonniepanda: cyanide123: dweebscar: dweebscar: what if giraffes lived underwater what a majestic creature It would explain nesie Pewdie will love this pic i wont have that name said in this household. take that language outside
bashful-uke: rigisart: lord-rivaille: thearminarlelt: mewcake1: THEY WHERE TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THING!!!!!!!!!!! okay but is that marco next to them because that could explain a lot. IT IS HOLY FUCK THEY KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE KNEW TOO FUCKING
cooldad420piff: cooldad420piff: The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of
okashiratsuki: I’m more intrested in hearing what it’s like to have a body that’ll never die. An individual soul transmuted - and bound to an object? Sounds like that’s the perfect recipe for immortality to me. Let me explain…
starkcontrasts: losethehours: badwolfandtimelords: dailymarvelheroes: “Well, I can confirm that that is Brad Pitt,” Reynolds said. “I still don’t even know how we got him for the movie. I just wrote him a letter, and explained what it was
2brwngrls: kyssthis16: archatlas: The Colbert Report 11.19.14 You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this for colorblindness
clientsfromhell: I had just gone into labour (to have a baby) when a regular client called with some last-minute and typically urgent editing he needed done. It was 10pm on a Friday night. I explained that I was in labour and that we would be heading
greeniry: proonie: youngbreakoutactresses: ‘When I say black lives matter,’ she explains, ‘I’m not saying white lives don’t, I’m just saying that this is a group of people that has been systematically repressed for generations so it’s
mesperyiangoddess: 2brwngrls: kyssthis16: archatlas: The Colbert Report 11.19.14 You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this
bapgeek2geekbap: kyssthis16: archatlas: The Colbert Report 11.19.14 You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this for colorblindness
luvr4photography: zombikki: humanlovesfreckles: Well good luck with explaining this to the hospital staff SO GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT WHY IS IT I MADE A COMMENT ON THAT AND I GOT CALLED A DUMBASS ITS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY IM NOT THE
best-of-funny: gaypee: thelyssymarie: nyehs: gaypee: kittycatsarereallycute: gaypee: this is a weird banana that is CLEARLY an apple then how do you explain the banana egg what is no one going to mention that it’s a red bell pepper no because
imadirtyslut: “Hey sis do you mind if I…what the fuck?” “Omg! Umm I can explain ahhh god” “Holy fuck that’s a lot of cum! Think you could do it over my tits next time?” “Oh god sis, yes! That’s what’s just made me cm now! You’ve
omg-waits: My wife don’t usually do that, try to explain, us, she just wants to get fucked good by him! It complicates getting laid. I am OK with that. I enjoy her when she comes back to me. She always comes back to me when they are done……my baby!
paperbagscientist: penfairy: one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold
Let it forever be known that Wulphire reblogged Homestuck :p I HAVE A REASON THAT GUY IS UGHHH HE’S TALKING ABOUT ME AND I FEEL BAD CUZ HE HAD TO EXPLAIN AND UGH
raspberrypastry: agentsnickers: punkmonksteven: disneyismyescape: THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T WEAR HIS GLASSES OMG. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO TRAGIC. That would probably explain why he’s always squinting too. It’s like Violet with her clothes
donot-askannie: rigisart: lord-rivaille: thearminarlelt: mewcake1: THEY WHERE TALKING ABOUT DOING THE THING!!!!!!!!!!! okay but is that marco next to them because that could explain a lot. IT IS HOLY FUCK THEY KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE KNEW TOO FUCKING
shakespearelove: sassygraceffa: “And it upsets me that as I record this video #wewillalwayssupportyoujustin is trending on twitter. I wish all the people who were tweeting that right now would be forced to send a tweet to explain to Katie’s family
