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chaumas-deactivated20230115:my eye doctor was telling me his very fucked up life story and then was like “whoa your eyes water a lot is that normal for you” dude I’m crying about your TRAGIC CHILDHOOD
softandanxious: I gave this dude off tinder my number and all he’s done is send me pictures of his rock collection and it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of tinder tbh
doomy: ranma-official: doomy: ranma-official: doomy: some dude on the internet: *tries to take the moral highground* me: *not interested in morals or taking the highground* you’re saying that voting for the candidate you like is the morally good
girlbossblackbeard:finalgirldean:This doesn’t surprise me the fact that the dude’s last name is literally Meth really makes this post
tiergan-andrin-alenefar:arsonistblue: arsonistblue: ok but neopronouns???? cool as fuck my dude. you literally didn’t vibe with other words people expected you to use so you just fuckin made your own???? literally tell me one thing that is more punk
oparnoshoshoi:yimra:writterings:dude what is this History I thought we were all flopping our schmeat out in honor of the great ape. You’re telling me that it was a call to violence, and I’m just standing here with my Anthony Weiner flapping
sexyredbones: Seeing dudes in tight clothes that show off their muscles is a turn on to me
acupofteaandmore: if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
ghostfaceblogger: damn bro is that middle finger instead of a cursor on your blog??? wow. a little too hardcore for me dude. sorry, no follow.
myaddicktion: “Dude, you told me your husband said he can’t really cum while getting fucked. He must have meant while YOU fuck him, cause here he is firing off a load while I’m balls deep and raw in that ass. Maybe he just needed a cock to inspire
therealraewest: sunsetshimmers: SAME my favorite thing is like how he gets random ass people involved like that’s a real dominoes guy do you think he was like ‘hey dude do a vine with me’ or do you think he just opened his door like this and
skhole2use: sexincloset: androphil Trust me dude….but the end of the weekend that hole of yours is gonna be a gaping pussy and you’ll be begging for more cock!
fagformen: Shit dude you really are a fuckin faggot… this true…. you say here in your diary that all you can think of is cock, in your mouth, up your ass…. kinda turns me on to think of using you like my little bitch….
acupofteaandmore:if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
Brock is the type of dude that you can bang on a first date and no one will call you a hoe. Hell he can take me to a Burger King drive thru and we’re good 💧 #brockhurn #justdome #manbun
brashblacknonbeliever: I’m sorry, but this shit is so damn hilarious to me. Like, you got all these dudes talkin bout if you got a hairy pussy or hairy legs and arms, they won’t give you no d or eat yo pussy. Um… do they really think that’s a
are you srs? The first thing I wake up to is a text from my coworker talking about some racist shit that my other coworker said about a black customer. JUST LET ME LIVE, DUDE
2hot2bstr8: dude……forget that shirt and fuck the hell out of me!!!!! this is so fucking hot……
Fuck reality dude! I got a perfect world, with friends who love, with good music, with pets that always ask how I am and sleep with me every nights, a world where my guitar is alive and my heart beat fast when I touch the strings, a world where I do not
muslfreak: “Dude, the only place I feel comfortable anymore is the gym. I can’t find shirts that fit me, and why the fuck would I wear one when I look this swole?”
breedingvids: skin-hunks-holes-v5: A quick bathroom upload straight into his ass! There is something about a quick breed that makes me weak. Sexy dudes.
stupefythetributes: sleeplessgenius: forever-waiting-for-london: doctorwho: Fandoms. THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON idk who those gay dudes are in the bottom right but it looks belldom enough for me The only thing that
scallystr8lads: straightcuriousbuds: familyjjewels: dls2015: ghostjerky: Dude works his fat cock, blows a huge load then gets busted. 😂 That is what you call a LOAD! Well done man. 😜Follow me for more 😜: http://scallystr8lads.tumblr.com
joyceanfartboner:*demon voice* oh, father, you really think that little piece of metal will deter me? *priest presses cross on flesh, demon shrieks* jesus dude what the fuck what the fuck what is your problem what the fuck
macmacdoshis: nite-beauty: This is what you get when you fuck with me about a dude that don’t mean shit. Fire head and a tight pussy! Love getting head
omg so i take my car out today which was one of the first times i’ve done that, k… so when i am done and get back in my car, MY BATTERY IS DEAD and these guys had to help me jump it!!! dude story of my life.
hippidyhip: silverfei: ksmith56: Abandoned Tumblr Dude this scares the fuck out of me no, please, this is the worst thing that could happen Cool
2hot2bstr8: what a fucking PERFECT, big, thick, veiny, PRETTY dick!!!!!!!!!!! and LOVING that leg hair, happy trail, and pubes………this guy is just the real deal for me♥♥♥ fuckkkkkk dude, get in my life lol
biblogdude: df0688: Me… because it’s been a while :) Damn that is hot dude
fbait2: Rick (21)Rick is a dude from New Zealand, you’ll be surprised to know that there are fuckboys too ;) He’s a sweet, cute, hot and hung stud! And he loves to rub his big hand on his big red head… He once asked me to make him hard while he
fbait2: fbait2: Rick (21) Rick is a dude from New Zealand, you’ll be surprised to know that there are fuckboys too ;) He’s a sweet, cute, hot and hung stud! And he loves to rub his big hand on his big red head… He once asked me to make him hard
fbait2: Rick (21) Rick is a dude from New Zealand, you’ll be surprised to know that there are fuckboys too ;) He’s a sweet, cute, hot and hung stud! And he loves to rub his big hand on his big red head… He once asked me to make him hard while he
john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty: professional-bandaid-slinger: fishing–life: The child has grey fishing skill This makes me so happy Lil dude pulled up a fish near as big as he is! He’s gonna be using his whole wingspan when he’s telling that
mykebottoms: overmydadbody: OverMyDadBody.tumblr.com Dude, you know that boy in the back is like…….fuck me, daddy!
joaquinhighroller: hip-hop-lifestyle: This is what makes me want someone to lay Walt Jr. out now fuck walt jr ill kick them lil things that help dude walk breakfast ass nigga
moshsquats: rexuality: if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS dude i hate half-assed hugs
softandanxious:I gave this dude off tinder my number and all he’s done is send me pictures of his rock collection and it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of tinder tbh
silkktheshocka: youngharlemnigga: iamhannalashay: blackgirlsreverything: weavemama: Malia Obama being a carefree black girl at lollapalooza is giving me LIFE I bet that secret service dude felt hella awkward..lol i love seeing her like this
2hot2bstr8: For all that is freaking Holy………..like, marry me now dude. Sooooooo damn handsome and sexy♡♡♡
realmalesrb: kyokemokyo: Holy fuck - this is seriously hot! This guy sprays a load that hits the fucking ceiling!! Seriously, surely SOMEONE had to notice when It started raining cum in an aeroplane?!?! Wish it was me ;) Awwwww 😍 hello dude 😋
2hot2bstr8: that is seriously one of the best looking, hottest, most delicious looking cocks i’ve ever fucking seen!!!!!!!!!! FEED it to me, dude!!!!!!!! DAMN♥
girlfleshh replied to your post: there’s like nice wholesome girls that follow me and all i post is ass i didn’t know dudes liked the type of pussy you posted earlier what the hell are you talkin about
randydave69: bidudesandmore: Ummmm, I’d like a dude or a lady to do that to me! Never done it. I’d like to do it to you! The blog where I found this is HOT! You should check it out!
weallknow-artishard: bi-4tch: Dude that is def the way to my heart If anybody ever did this for me I would be naked in a second.
i-came-from-the-brotherhood: lifebyjorge: xaldien: i-came-from-the-brotherhood: i-came-from-the-brotherhood: I’m still “bara” It’s me again….and that is a fuck ton of notes in my opinion….wow You are as bara as they come dude! now
itwasmewhostoleyourtea: poisonxlilly: Alfred stared at him, his eyes wide, a huge look of shock on his face as he stood in Arthur’s doorway. “M-…Mind telling me what that was all about, dude…?” “…I missed you is all. What, am I not allowed
thevalkyrie1111: why-not-langst-haha-kill-me: 21falloutpanicsattheblackparade: cabinet-dude: ohdaddy-nct: jinstaej: ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus: starshein: Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t
meme-rage: My nephew’s Christmas List mentioned that he liked Nicholas Cage Is it just me or does the dude holding the blanket look like Nicolas cage with a beard
