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Boy, you’re in trouble for taking your eye off the road. That’s your last chance gone of sex on your honeymoon. Your last chance of orgasm, sorry, you’ll be involved in a lot of sex. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, of course I’ll wear the key to your chastity belt as necklace if that’s what you want. But not on our honeymoon. Because I didn’t bring the key. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Like that, then I can handcuff your hands. Then I’ll know you won’t have any way out when I carry on stripping and lower myself onto your face. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.
Oh boy, you so don’t deserve me! That’s one reason you never get to come. Of course the main one is because I enjoy denying you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
After tonight you are never going to think you could get away with something like that again. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh no, you don’t get to touch. It’s taken you six weeks of slavery to earn the right to look. It’ll take a lot longer than that to make up for saying you wished I didn’t hit you so hard. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Crawl over here and kiss my feet and lick my heels. That will indicate your agreement to me accepting ownership of your car and never letting you drive it again. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You are never going to ask that question again. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.
Hi Honey! If you’d cleaned the bathroom properly you’d have seen this in real life two days ago instead of now that I’ve unlocked you from the basement and you got access to your phone back. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hurry up and get in here with me. You know I don’t carry money or cards when I go shopping, and that I have expensive tastes. To make up your slowness you’ll find the most expensive thing in the shop and buy it for me. Caption Credit:
Honey, of course I know that you have a thing for the Daisy Duke look. Just like I have a thing for making you crawl on all fours into the house and then tieing you down and beating you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m glad you like the outfit darling. Now close your eyes. The next time you see me in this outfit, you are going to know that I am going to punish you very severely. Now open your eyes. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, I’m so glad that serving me in chastity is the most fulfilling thing you’ve ever done in your life. Thanks for telling me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, here’s your answer. Yes, your wife wears the pants in this marriage. And you never ask anything like that ever again. It’s irrelevant. I wear what I want, when I want it, and you obey me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much hard work, struggle, and suffering you are going to have to go through to get up to that clasp. Let’s get started. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh hubby, I’m far too tired tonight. So you can do it yourself and I’ll watch. Get your nipple clamps on and connected by a chain to the ceiling hook so that you have to stand on tiptoe. An hour should do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Come in here and endure whatever I have planned for you. That’s an order. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Poor darling, suffering like that for four hours. Your reward is one bra strap half off my shoulder. Can you imagine what it will take to get everything off? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
Sorry, my hair was over my ear so maybe I misheard. Repeat that request again. Unless of course you realise it would be a mistake to ask for release. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
No, I don’t think that’s going to happen. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
Don’t worry darling, you can look all you want. Touching? Kissing? That’s going to take a LOT of hard work. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: twitchyvag-eater, via sensuelle92000)
We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all his salary into my bank account. That’s the end of the game. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and complete silence. You know if you break that rule I won’t let you watch any more while I spend your money. When I’ve finished shopping you can thank me. Might be a while. Caption Credit:
Oh hubby, I am surprised. Who would have thought that me getting dressed in my li’l ol incredibly sexy outfit would have you kneeling on the floor begging to serve as my slave again? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Picture Credit: http://therubik.tumb
Let’s see if you’re right… If my new bra is that colour, yes you can come after I have tonight. Of course only an exact match counts. There are an awful lot of colour names out there, aren’t there? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t come round to dinner tonight. And don’t worry, I have not spent all day preparing a four course meal. No, I haven’t spent any time at all on it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m thinking about what’s going to happen to you if I’m not completely satisfied over the next hour…… and whether I’d maybe prefer not to be completely satisfied so I can do that to you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Do you think I spent ages getting my makeup perfect for date night with my husband just so that I could listen to how his week had been? I can tell you now how his weekend will be. Not having the orgasm he dreamed of all week. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Seriously, did you really think you were allowed to ask me that? On today of all days?I am seriously disappointed. Just like you’ll be seriously disappointed on our honeymoon. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Picture Credit: http://www.pinterest.com/pi
You are going to get up here … but you’re going to suffer first. So be a good boy with the chores so that I don’t make you suffer too much. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I don’t care that your dad didn’t take you into the woodshed when you did your chores wrong. Your wife does. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: silentorgasm, via sensuelle92000)
It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his initials on his card, and that he’s a doctor. If his card said “Mr John Smith” I might get funny looks or even queries. Now, I wonder where Dr J Smith will be shopping next? Caption Credit:
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re sleeping in the back seat of the car in the garage. For the rest of the month. Or do you want to renegotiate and offer me more services and submission? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Excellent, you’ve finished your chores? You’ve made me very happy. Happy, because I know the fact that you finished so quickly means you forgot one of them…. I think it’ll be more fun to punish you tomorrow morning. Goodnight. Caption Credit:
I’m feeling generous today. Tell me the title of a book behind me. Then a page number. Then a line number. Then a word number. If that word is “release” I’ll unlock your chastity belt and you can take me any way you want. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say that you belong to me and I belong to you. You know and I know the truth. You belong to me and I own you, | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to me? And to spend that much money without my permission. I can see you’re going to need more intense training before I tell you we’re engaged. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon and it won’t be the first month of your marriage without sex, it will be the first year. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Boy, you’re in trouble for taking your eye off the road. That’s your last chance gone of sex on your honeymoon. Your last chance of orgasm, sorry, you’ll be involved in a lot of sex. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, of course I’ll wear the key to your chastity belt as necklace if that’s what you want. But not on our honeymoon. Because I didn’t bring the key. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
How many balloons in this photo? Imagine them all exploding. If you make me explode that many times on honeymoon I’ll consider unlocking you and letting you explode. Consider it, obviously you wouldn’t want me to promise. | Caption Credit:
Correct, this look does tell you that I need to punish you. But first, tell me all the reasons you think I might have for punishing you. You miss the one I’m thinking of, your punishment will be ten times worse. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence that my dog has the same name as my husband. I just smile and say “not so much.” | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Because there was no soap in the bathroom when I needed to wash my hands, that’s why you’re chained down here. If you can make it 24 hours without hitting the emergency release, we’ll consider this incident dealt with. | Caption Credit: Uxorious
You see hubby, that’s how my pet crawls. Hands and knees, your feet don’t touch the ground. Now get your collar on while I fetch your leash. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, you got the photo? Great. Frame it and hang it here in the kitchen, cos that’s all you are going to see of me in the kitchen ever again. Except for surprise inspections of course. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husbands
Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much hard work, struggle, and suffering you are going to have to go through to get up to that clasp. Let’s get started. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Thanks for the bunch of flowers. Every time I come you can throw one away. When you have thrown them all away you can have an orgasm. Unless of course that’s after they’ve all wilted, in which case you’ll have to try again next month. | Caption Credit:
I’ll give you 贄 for your classic car, hubby. Agreed? You don’t think that’s reasonable? Wow. Get in the trunk. When we get home you’d better have a pretty good apology. If it’s good enough I’ll give you บ for the car. | Caption Credit:
Oh hubby, I’m far too tired tonight. So you can do it yourself and I’ll watch. Get your nipple clamps on and connected by a chain to the ceiling hook so that you have to stand on tiptoe. An hour should do. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Come in here and endure whatever I have planned for you. That’s an order. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
The knot is to remind me that when you get up there from my feet, you get a severe caning if it’s less than an hour from now. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh I stopped wearing your key round my neck because it’s so long before I’ll need it that I didn’t want to risk losing it. But I thought a blue bauble might remind you of continuous frustration for some reason. | Caption Credit: Uxorious
It’s fabulous darling! I love it! And I love it even more that you sold your fishing cabin to get it for me. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
The fact that I ordered you to run my bath doesn’t mean you are allowed to see my amazing breasts. Fortunately there’s a bar of soap right here so hold it in your mouth. And put on a blindfold. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, you said the kitchen is clean, let’s see. If I have to pull the trigger once on this bottle, or wipe anything with this cloth, … well you’d much rather I not finish that sentence. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
“I’m the girl who puts the SWAT in SWAT team!” I give you the most incredible photo of me in the sexiest outfit and that’s the best caption you can come up with? Go and get the tawse. SWAT is tawse backwards without the silent e,
Seriously? Seriously? You still haven’t learnt? My eyes are up here and that’s where you look. There’s a word for husbands who can’t obey my simplest rules and it’s this one: “caged”. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
See my boobs struggling to get out of their confinement? Difference between them and your cock is that they can get out any time they want. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, I tried your suggestion of us swapping clothes. I’m changing back now. You’re not though. Get online and order yourself a female wardrobe because that’s all you’re allowed to wear round the house now. | Caption Credit: Uxorious
