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musicsexloveshoesfashion: THAT 2 TIMING BASTARD! I can’t believe… I can’t even look at you. Get out of my sight! lmaooo
the-changlorious-bastards: get-in-my-tardis: TEXTS FROM CAS well that escalated quickly
viktor-orezadaiika:catsandkitten:Shedding season is upon us. Prepare.look at that smug bastard
Lol James that lucky bastard has felt Niall’s pretty lips on his.
jyd23464: thereasonyoufap: No Bra…no problems. Enjoy you pervy bastards, lol. Loving that bounce.
jonasfiel: aaronthe13th: that-fabulous-bastard: zvahl: I don’t know who made these or where they came from but I’d totally watch Pretty Bear Sailor Moon if they made it I don’t know what this is, but I’d watch it. I have the weirdest boner…
tossingturnips: that-fabulous-bastard: charlesoberonn:We all know why we’re reblogging this. Don’t even try to hide it.I CALL LIGHT OLIVINE EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK UP. i take indicolite! Capri Blue is MINE! I will fight a bitch for it!
rottenwasp: “Fuck that shit. Let’s kill this bastard.”Death Proof (2007) dir. Quentin Tarantino
dominant-old-bastard: “See y’all I told ya the cunt’s protests were just an act. Just some silly thoughts that got rattling around her damn near empty head, making her think she some special, proper, princess. But look at her now.. Look
lustwatcher: breednseed: impregnationvancouvervideos: She’s gonna have a lil bastard for that amount of cum. 这么多浓精进逼，小杂种要诞生了。 A decent black/Asian breeding!! There needs to be more of this on Tumblr.
snag-it-bag-it-n-tag-it: oneangrymitten: nourgelitnius:mcgregorswench:directorshellhead:friendly fuckin reminder that Steve Rogers swears more goddamn times on screen than any other bastard in the entire MCUgod fuckin blessAdditionally he automatically
stan-brakhage: dieeeeeeeeee:y’all remember in Inglorious Bastards when the nazis all go to see the movie about the “war hero” who sniped tons of jews and was esteemed in the military and by hitler for it?that’s literally exactly American Sniper
dogbun: croptopandapistol: babyegg: When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice Whats up u depressed bastard this is preferable honestly
zippythewondersquirrel: hiddles-love: [x] That smirky smile, you bastard.
stilesdunbar: Uh…yeah, he’ll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already.
iwannabepartyyourworld: atruedisneyobsession: lipstickzombie99: donatello-hamato: almatair: Aww that’s so-Oh hey shes getting olde-Hey wait…No…NO!NO!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you YOU BASTARD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS Nope
pinechristopherr: when ed sheeran and zach braff take you out for a fun drunken night but you remember that you’re a bastard whose father died before telling you who your mother was
wifenme: Here is a sexswing video….it was that time of the month, but we are horny Bastards and we don’t care.
athingcalledjoe: Did that little bastard just tell Dame Maggie she can’t do something?
werewolfnobody: lonely-bolin: oh man right in the feels ): so much love for toph. It’s okay, Tophy m’dear, you’re safe away from home fighting evil bastards that will take any opportunity to destroy you <3 ‘Course she’s safe,
orderoftheassassin: orderoftheassassin: I LOOKED OVER TO MY OTHER MONITOR AND THIS WAS HERE??? WHAT?? ALIENWARE ARE U TELLIN ME I CAN HAVE A FUCKING RAINBOW LAPTOP I ONLY FUCKING CAN LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
superpotterlock-cumberbitchstyle: THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID IN THE LAST EPISODE YOU LONG HAIRED BASTARD.
a-little-bat: that-fabulous-bastard: the-collecting-turnip: astoundingbeyondbelief: ohgodhesloose: pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem: FUCKING THANK YOU! A fast and loose fantasy classification guideline. So Death Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah are
sadismacorp: luffys-hat: THAT DASTARDLY BASTARD
mindfulwrath:thatisludicrous:lanii-girl: hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand her mouth is hanging open ldkjlgkj I’d like to speak to you about the Avengers Initiative.
kilomonster: cereology: bearded bastard club support group for dads that Deserve Better Two of my favoritest dads who reminded me of each other. I want them to be friends so they are not sad anymore.
urban-cryptid: kramergate: “bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist
laurapalmerlaurapalmer: laurapalmerlaurapalmer: IM AT A WORK MEETIBNG AND THIS ABSOLUTE BASTARD OF A MAN IS EATING AN APPLE BOTTOM-DOWN CORE AND ALL. JUST FUCKING CRUNCHING AWAY LIKE THATS HOW HUMANS EAT APPLES. FUCKER
penfairy:Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
koracs:carnival-phantasm:officialfist:Come on guys quit being horny.@ this lady’s horny “fans”:I fucking love her and none of you can change my mind when I say that she played these horny bastards like the fools they are and they deserve it
lesbx:cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at oncecat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles
tjesje:Limmy, in a heavy Glasgow accent: “If you’re a cat owner, you may sometimes wonder, do you own the cat, or does the cat own you? …It’s you that owns the cat, you daft bastard.”
nunyabizni:cousin-possum-kc:bogleech:If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like “me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol” Those are his fursonasYou stop that right now
gorps: smarmyanarchist: cthulhulovesewe: smarmyanarchist: smarmyanarchist: smarmyanarchist: already knew landlords were bastards but reading that landlord tell fuck knows how many people to sell their cars, spend all their retirement savings, borrow
“What does it mean when people say that all cops are bastards (ACAB)?”
legally-a-bastard: dykelliewilliams: willow-wanderings: castle-engineer: all-aboard-the-bane-train: mmmmmistilllikepotatosalad: OMFG. Very curious doggo Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they
siderealsandman: shiredded: pumpfatandkittenheels: What’s worse than evil? sailorbluemoon: Holy fuck the original is worse ruudiinn: ^ thats the original image, in case you want to see exactly how fucking vile these bastards are. (those are signs
kaijutegu:bogleech:legally-a-bastard: dykelliewilliams: willow-wanderings: castle-engineer: all-aboard-the-bane-train: mmmmmistilllikepotatosalad: OMFG. Very curious doggo Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their
feministwomenofcolor: headsinthefreezer: ”Troublemaker”? That’s the only word they could find?I think Murderer or Terrorist would be more appropriate. “Obsessed with Parking”?????? The fuck? This bastard kills three innocent people
penguinfringedabyss: penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove
nolanthebiggestnerd: hrabbit: nolanthebiggestnerd: hrabbit: nolanthebiggestnerd: yourweeaboomystic: I wanna draw stuff wrap something up Nolan, is that your answer to anything, you cheeky bastard? i just want someone to wrap something for meits
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: confused-junkrat: danbensen: antler-doe: Google’s DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk He walked into my office like an evolutionary algorithm that had just taught itself to walk. “Get out of here, you goofy bastard,”
the-aprils-only-fool: sidras-tak: here are some things I just heard: a door slamming someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard” the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that
sm980: nice-homestuck-reference-bro: sm980: nice-homestuck-reference-bro: sm980: Past me is an idiot and future me is a bastard I only exist in the present haha like, is this like that part in homestuck where karkat argues with himself through
mossbian:cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such
uglyloki: sir that’s my emotional support bastard
gallusrostromegalus: prokopetz: Random cooking tip: literally every “easy to make” recipe that calls for boneless, skinless chicken breasts works better if you use boneless, skinless chicken thighs instead. Chicken breasts are finicky bastards at
royalkayblue: kangals: she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead. Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man
papatulus: tsunamiwavesurfing: giflounge: The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids. a silent guardian, a watchful protector lol look at mercury go that wild bastard
roseticospacebae:daveighmustaine: bastard-poopiepoopoo: YES >:( Some days it’s definitely like that.
evilvarric666-archive:Dragon Age: believe it or not, the canonical king of Ferelden and last surviving member of the Calenhad line is the bastard son of an elven mage, two of the most discriminated against groups in Thedas!Me: wow. What a bombshell. That
daveighmustaine: bastard-poopiepoopoo: YES >:( Some days it’s definitely like that.
auntiesuz: Oh Fuck, that poor bastard will be walking funny for along time… hehehe
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