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doomsday519: *Government shuts down* *Congress gets paid regardless* That shit got me hot. Wifey ain’t got no check so everything on my shoulders, and these niggas still get paid? For what?! Beyond heated right now.
chefkour:ratchetmessreturns: AT LEAST YOU GOT A MAN??? Bitch miss me with that She don’t love herself.
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand… Shoulda said, “Dad you ain’t never had dee’s nuts?”
femburton: happy early birthday to me My sister is a big Jeff Goldblum fan too…
samwiththagap: umbrellamadness: OMG IS THIS REAL? Did she get dragged? 👀👀👀I need more on this Please tell me this ain’t real. PleeeASE!! Zendaya has a white mom. What part of Kylie is black, aside from the dick she’s taking?I mean,
tarynel: weaintaboutshit: kingjaffejoffer: tarynel: Why aren’t more Black men willing to get choked in the bedroom? Nah y'all not finna have no violent mental break and think about that nigga who cheated on you and choke the life outta ME
shadio: sexualified: shadio: melongorl: kantn: melongorl: colored notes for mutuals are back 😭 its updated on pc too lol it was never gone for me on desktop i updated where is it Shadio ; its only in notes sadly, not activities that’s
compsense: when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper Ten over ain’t shit.
jayonceiv: SHE DID ALL OF THAT OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!
letmehithat: They just keep coming.. Sad thing is, that ain’t a stretch. Them bastards wanted me to pay 遗/month on a สk loan.
Didn’t happen for me this time
florasandwhiskey: redneck-rough: ithotyouknew2: bootyscientist2: kairo-koutureee: hustleinatrap: 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾 why she still alive? it’s time she went through all of that and STILL voted for Trump. they told me God makes no mistakes
What are y'all answers.
ninalangstonn: mbflyer: sobeitjay: plussizedhiiipy: deonsraw: france-is-ours: imsoshive: If this ain’t me I swear to God the look in that mans eye’s Buddy ready to risk it all You Betta Shoot Ya Shot 👏👏😌 boy look like he nutted
thautobots: youngharlemnigga: thagreatvino: youngharlemnigga: Kanye really said “shit is real got me feeling Israelian” smh Why nobody stop him He a east coast nigga. That’s y'all job. Nigga Chicago is in the Midwest… what kind of dumbass
7mangoes: s-trilla: vee-mazin: lord-maine: From now on, if you reblog 5 or more of my post in a row, Ima dm you immediately & give you my heart. Bitch I love you & I know you love me too Mood😭 😭😭😂😂😂 Stop!!
karrmennn: tuby21: devthagoddess:I am crying !!!! Lmao Lol hahaha its called karma 😄 How 🤔 You look lame as hell if all you wanted was pussy and waited half a year for it. Shoulda told her that shit so you ain’t waste six months of your
weavemama: No the fuck it ain’t sounding better either. I need this investigation to clear that whole White House out.
summervibesanddreams: AS IF WE NEEDED A LIST haha 21. Kids back in school, they ain’t running around my house making messes and being noisy all day lmao
darkmoonperfume: sophianwa:Do they ever see our potential and hold us down? NOPE It happens. I did. I helped her with her studies, proofread her papers, helped her get that degree and now she caking up. Took her ten years and I ain’t press her
tfw the car on fire that’s holding up traffic on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway at 11:15pm on a Friday is the GMC version of the Buick you’re driving….
tarynel: bae–electronica: cumprise: dbcoopersbag: cumprise: If enough people don’t see me today I’m repeating this look idc who is this semen demon 😓 What does that even mean Classic 😭😭😭😭 “semen demon” eww
plasticcupsandbustdowns: beylenciaga:people are just posting pictures and not moments alsldjfjf im screaming if that ain’t bey Because my wife has to show me every Beyoncé instagram post, this is so accurate
lenabeanss: voguenshit: theprojectsprodigy: If your mother doesn’t react like this then just throw her away 😂😂😂😂😂 Mom was REAT TA GOOOOOOO My moms ain’t on that type of time but my grandmother? She’d come out there
Nah, the best scene had to be “that ain’t no damn puppy!” but watching Tommy trying and failing to stay in character made me lose it 😂😂😂
thehighpriestofreverseracism: jaeswavy: rebellife910: chrissongzzz: This is how you treat a black woman. Uplift, protect and love our women Tears every single time this came for my entire feelings He ain’t have to make me (and her) ugly
housebearsofatlanta: Ain’t didn’t do that …… Wasn’t me lol
aveanexalea: AY BITCH I SEE YOU TRYIN’ TO CUT FRUIT LIKE YOU SOME GODDAMN SAMURAI WITH A BROKEN SWORD THAT AIN’T GON’ WORK LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SAM-UR-AI THIS B I T C H
hussieologist: baetology: troubledworlddistortedmind: magnacarterholygrail: chris reading that like“Shit..should have never tweeted him if he ain’t @ me” lmfaooooooooooo Now he apologizing.
masterjoao: Well, if that ain’t sexy… Come worship me
rogueobedience: It may be 30° out, but that ain’t gonna stop me…
biggirlsonly2012: bbwsrock: cl6672: jiggly ;) God yeah! See how she got bounce, that what turns me on & skinny girls ain’t got none…BIG GIRLS ONLY!
whitegirlsaintshit: i hope miley cyrus end up fuckin a ain’t-shit ass nigga that make her go broke in seven months so i can see her bitch ass on the streets in a baby phat coat with a fur hood tryna buy a beef patty at the korean corner store with
brklynbreed: I celebrate my own strength because nobody knows how I’ve far I’ve come better than me. My path to happiness did not come without hiccups, but at least it was my choice. I am happy to finally live a life that is my choice.
Oh, I'll be free, ain't that just like me?
bootywizardanthony: So they’re a little snug. Trust me sis, that ain’t a problem
seanographic: cocaineteas: Reblog if you that gay friend… If this ain’t me
I’ll stop adding pointless comments when ya’ll stop complaining. It ain’t that bad. Cry me a river.
thefrogman: whosthewhatnow: My buddy, frogman, ain’t been feelin’ too keen, So I made him a frog bear. How great is Chris that he draws me things when I’m not feeling well? You can’t ask for better friends.
funkdawg99: colourmocha: wakandamama: candiikismet: bigforeheadgaaal: THIS REACTION 😂 Lmaoooooo AIN’T HE THE TEACHER 😂😂😂 She dunked on his ass 🤣😂 That’s definitely me as a teacher
Hrmph. That ain’t me. I don’t even like blondes.
aveanexalea:AY BITCH I SEE YOU TRYIN’ TO CUT FRUIT LIKE YOU SOME GODDAMN SAMURAI WITH A BROKEN SWORD THAT AIN’T GON’ WORK LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SAM-UR-AI THIS B I T C H
Don't diss dark skin girls in front of me just because I'm light skin, that ain't cute.
don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing
alicenwonderlandx3: almost-athena: black–lamb: savadordali: bombshellssonly: Same 🙄 If this ain’t me omg i can’t fucking breathe YO THAT DEEP VOICE PART THO >>> 10/10 relatable We are one 😪🙌🏽
aintnosuchthingastoothick: noirkashi: themasterpupil: silkandcinnamon: what a mess… It really does all fall down Plot twist: Both of them fell down. Tell me that ain’t insecurrrrr
brunettescum: valouchan: This Interviewer is my hero. that would be me :( She ain’t lyin
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
sweet-n-savage1: ain’t no sunshine when i’m gone and that’s a fact.
sexual-texts: “when trey songz said “i wish i never fell so deep in love with you, now it ain’t no way we can be friends” that genuinely hit me in the feels” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
brass-tacks-time: Once you submit that ass to me, ain’t no turning back ✌🏼️
julietteandthejet: “And I’m proud to be an American, Where at least I know I’m free. And I wont forget the men who died, Who gave that right to me.And I gladly stand up, Next to you and defend her still today. 'Cause there ain’t no doubt
terriamon: peujeune: terriamon: are we done pretending supernatural is a good show Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch? are we done pretending supernatural is a good show
I cannot make cookies like this. For the life of me, I suck at baking! Shit son, that ain’t fair.
bendydicks: mothafickle: kisexy: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
mightysmallz:Now I ain’t the toughest hickoryThat your ax has ever felledBut I’m a hickory just as wellI’m a hickory all the same
brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: Daddy ❤️ DDs You love mine? That ain’t all I love… Tell me, @brass-tacks-time. You know I prefer to let my actions do the talking…
A woman who truly loves you will stick by your side NO matter what you do. And that woman is...your mother cause it ain't me bitch.
whalebiology: okay you hate white boys and that’s fine but somebody is liking all of their instagram photos and it ain’t me