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kalliopestarmist: I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures I forget that old timey people were human, too. RELEVANT. Not porn, but still. You wouldn’t be here if your life didn’t need Victorians bein’
So I know I said I probably wouldn’t post anymore modeling photos on this blog, buuuuuut… I lied. These are some of my very very favorites from that Preston Castle shoot, and I’m too damn proud of them not to share. I REGRET NOTHING.
Not sure if this young lady hails from the Big90s or not but I love that haircut too much. She could be a gal who listens to Smashing Pumpkins and read The Bridget Jones Diary before the movies. Anyone know her name?
Great Quote but the best response if anyone says it, is: “Not To You”
That you and I might have always known one anotherAnd that we could not only evoke, but conjure a place of our ownFellow Feeling by Porter RobinsonFrom zoe-bug’s Cutting ShapesP much how I imagined Marco would be like in all his glory when Player
She was an undercover agent, on duty, of busting so called “The Boss” red-handed… It turned out…That she was not that “undercover”…And The Boss…Had no mercy!
doggie999artist:Not my drawing but it’s good to share.That is true, no time spent on doing the actual thing means no skills gained.
That’s not bad but not good enough. Write another 2000 word essay on my beauty. I’m going to bed and I’ll mark it when I get up. And you’re not allowed to use the letter E. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
That’s not really gagging. I mean, there’s a little bit of drool, but you’re not actually fighting the reflex. The idea is to jam that thing in there until your eyes water and you feel like passing out, and then push it further. You sure you don’t
buckinponies: That mare sure is worthy of her Element(Please check my dA account!) I usually don’t reblog stuff much, but that was just too great to not share!
I just realized that I gave that Foreverhorse pic a not very horse sized cock. Whooopsss
not-safe-for-sile: not-safe-for-sile: If you ever want to just chat or share stuff with me, here is a great resource for doing just that Here’s the link, see you there ^-^ https://discord.gg/fFN7XyW Had it tagged with the wrong link before, fixed
I’m going to change my tumblr’s name to something a lil shorter. My expereince with name changes on tumblr isn’t great that’s why I’m warning you guys. If anyone of you has a bookmark or other links to me please remember
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )ﾟ
bilinguist: that feel when ur kinda suicidal but not rly bc ur not gonna kill urself u just wish u were dead
feederqueen: *gender neutral, immobility fantasies* I look at a mountain of fat in my bed that some time ago was just a chubby person. Yeah, those times are gone. You’re not chubby or plump, you are not just fat - you are huge. It’s a mystery how
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
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thats-not-a-toilet: mishisaurus: WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP LIKE I AM A PERSON YOU ARE A PERSON WE ARE EQUAL THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
jankenmor: dreamsflyfree: causeallidoisdance: thedisneyfeels: Olafs not the only one who likes warm hugs You forgot the best warm hug of them all: I legitimately thought that that last gif was going to be this one (and was sadly disappointed when
nextlevelgoogly: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit
christianstepmoms:So you do not contest that you used company wifi to browse social media?No sir.That you stole company time circumventing corporate firewalls to promote out of work ventures?Yes sir.And you can affirm that on August 5th, you posted on
Posted on my beauty blog a rude ass post oops. Still stand by it. I can always find cishet people in the eremin fandom when they rec every friggin fic in the ao3 tag and not mine.
buckkybbarnes: idea for a better harry potter epilogue: hagrid is taking a stroll in the forbidden forest, long after the final battle. in the distance, he sees a glint on the forest floor. curious, he walks towards it and picks up what appears to be
the-real-seebs: hussarviking: NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.
wiccan-witch-of-the-east:brxkenpetal:☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A MASTURBATION TIP THAT’S FUCKING CTHULHU OR SOME SHIT ABOUT TO EAT MY GODDAMN CAR I’M NOT JERKING ITI am
that moment when you find out that snoop lion has been nominated for a grammy 16 times but has won zero. no that is not a typo. you read that correctly. 16 times. if you ask me? that has to change. snoop lion is the martin scorcese of grammys.
That moment when you’re lis tending to the radio and you hear that a man from the UK wants to marry…of all things…curry chicken. And in case you were wondering…no. That was not a a typo. You read that correctly. Curry. Chicken.
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you
blurds: akastahp: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED. I’m dying I was in a meeting the other day
not-here-for-it: ladyknucklesinshape: blackyogis: Extended Standing Leg Stretch Utthita Hasta Padangusthasana One of the biggest myths about flexibilty I keep hearing is that one has to be skinny to be flexible…well…that’s NOT true. I wish
bootyschool: as women it’s very important for us to check and correct our bad behavior and the bad behavior of fellow women. that’s called Doing The Work. it’s not betrayal, it’s not unfair, it’s necessary. the process of getting free isn’t
fightweight: heyfranhey: Baltimore School Deals With Conflict By Sending Kids To The Mindful Moment Room Instead Of The Principal’s Office Health Nut News writes: Not all kids have an easy life and because of that, not all kids come to school ready
annieskywalker: thewinksofgod: stolen-pharaoh: gl3nblu3z: wordismasha: yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
Not the prettiest face but honestly that was not my focus. Hee hee.To follow will be the barrage of what a jerk I am comments. Honesty had gotten me that all my life … I’m readyAll the same great great breasts
A lot of people talk body positivity and uplift black women, but I’ve seen most of you dragging Queen Latifah for having her breast out in Bessie. Have you never seen breast before? Do you not know that not all breast are the same size/shape?
certified-not-straight: I hate that I take the literal smallest things as rejection or signs that someone hates me ME AF
That’s not a little American kid pretending to be a soldier in that picture. Notice the pants and helmet. That kid is German and the pic was taken in the late 30′s/early 40′s. He’s probably really saying that he wants to bring back Nazism
that-was-not-what-i-wanted: that-was-not-what-i-wanted: officialbaio: Estudiar…. estud… est… es… e… d… dor… dorm… dormir. I don’t know if its about studying French or if its actually in French but I identify with it I’ve been
That awkward moment when you realize that that's not the worm, that's his tongue.
lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: lokisdeviouspurpose: Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. CANCER JOKES ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Agreed!I have had at least three grandparents pass
polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t
I realize that is a snake but that would be a cool idea for a hair accessory. except not a real snake
that-mouthy-christian: gaystripclub: liulfrkeahi: That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES. technically tarzan was the pet I was literally going to say that.
i get that ill never have you. i get that i wont get what i want. its just that fact is hard for me to accept. im used to not getting what i want. im used to being let down. i guess i just thought it was different. but i was wrong. but youll never know
das-uberchicken: worksofwalt: Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think
bangingpatchouli: We tend to see the tragedy of What Is And What Should Never Be as Dean and Sam not being close in that dream world as they are in their reality, but what gets me is the reason for that. Dean’s wish was that his mother never died,
That new DC animated movie for the Suicide Squad. Not bad.Knew it was part of the animated movie universe canon but I didn’t see one part coming or at least expect it to be specifically that.
imaanoverdesires:Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.
ok so remember that wings!blake drawing i did. the one where shes in an outfit similar to her “intruder” one?TRASHING IT. its OUT. GOOD RIDDANCE.because i found a better outfit. much more formal yet…casual. an outfit weiss would be proud of
y’know…i drew ilia too short in that last joke comic. i do not see her that short. that height difference is for weiss n blake…..ilia is at least blake’s height i feel.
makos-lightningrod: Food, yum. #STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY ANIMATED MAKO SHOVING FIST-SIZED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN #AFTER MAKING HIM MOAN #LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BRYKE #BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.
Not that I need validation or anything but I want someone that calls me pretty every once in a while ya know
eternally struggling with the fact that there are so many people who are completely uncomfortable with non-sexual nudity… I understand it’s not within everyone’s comfort zone, and that’s fine, but shaming naked bodies isn’t
look the fact that you’re a wlw doesn’t give you the right to initiate a conversation with a wlw by saying “I want to fuck you” or “I’d fuck you” literally it’s never okay unless you already have that kind of relationshipstop pretending
