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“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
yaoi-blcd: Old Xian update of [19 Days], translated by Yaoi-BLCD. IF YOU USE OUR TRANSLATIONS YOU MUST CREDIT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!!!!!! (OLD XIAN). DO NOT USE FOR ANY PRINT/ PUBLICATIONS/ FOR PROFIT REASONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR!!!!!
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
emarewhy: - The Little Prince(do not repost)
New hairdo! It…. came out exactly like the old colour! That’s okay! Whoa!
obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam: #I swear the first time I saw some of these on other sites that people share I thought they were actual pics of Jensen. #OMFG #Holy fucking shit they are beautiful and perfect and omfg I love them. #That is real fucking
luxlaterna: I finally finished it! Clint’s Leather Hawkeye Jacket from My Life as a Weapon (by @mattfractionblog - illustrated by David Aja) as seen in Issue 3 ~ Me, aka @that-hawkguy, will be at London MCM on Saturday in this get-up!Can’t wait~
lingerielesbian: That topp!
not-a-comedian: Art trade with friend at school :D thisssssssssmmmh that’s some good shit right thereGive me your lineart skills /(;0;)/
That I was always so skinny and shy, I always worried what the other boys thought. It was made all the worse by the things they didn’t know about me. That I was a boy who when all alone, dressed in sister’s clothes.. That I was a boy who so struggled
Mosspaca Advertising Department’ by @坛九 and @old先, translated by Yaoi-blcd. *any ads removed to avoid conflicts of interest, profit or gain. *untranslated or originally not tagged under MAD by authors. our numbering system’s only for the strips
groovy-midnight: My part of an art trade I did with @sile-animus.It’s been quite some time since I’ve drawn anything, and this was a great excuse to get back to it.I’m definitely a bit rusty, but for not having drawn anything for 18 months or so,
Felt like drawing a crotchboobjob. So why not sketch it with none other than Vertex’s Sorbet?
Though if I did it would likely hurt both my partner and I… that’s not something I’d be willing to risk. (HD)
and I learned two things:1) I don’t have anything that is ~38″ long in my house2) I don’t have a mare mounter per se, mares have to mount me
A little doodle for Zab. Turns out that Sile’s strong hind legs are good for more than just trotting…
diabaliful replied to your post: I’ve been questioning, why would Ymir want… maybe she meant a different location on paradis? or maybe she meant the world that’s not marley? like run away to asia or australia or something
So… Marvel… retconed Old Man Logan… and it’s fucked up but that’s not important.This is important:They retconed Captain America… Steve fucking Roger is (was) a Hydra agent all this time.Captain America is (was) a Hydra
bootyisagirlsbestfriend: shysweetthing: imhellafit-personal: sailed-0ut: Please don’t hesitate 1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there (Don’t give me 軷.99) That’s not the right IRS rule. 軷.99 is the amount
Some slight spoilers down below.Okay for the longest, longest, time I had this pet theory I told some few people here and there. I had this idea that Pearls, not Diamonds, were the first gems to ever be created. Created by some unknown now extinct race
theprhototype: mrsthirdward: asexualjesuschrist: durianseeds: I can’t believe this isn’t real. “so articulate,”“that’s not a compliment.”soooo true lol HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLEI WANT TO SCREAM Bitch I’m tryin to help you😭
When your belief in yourself that you’ve become a better person and succeeded over this innate folly of yours is determined to be a lie by the fact you’ve known for months you need to change how and why and still DON’T DO IT it makes
superbrybread: I’ve seen far too many people be like “haha that’s not how DJing actually works!”
kaciart: ‘You’ll be the death of me, kid.’Not before he’s the death of himself
rinfiora: Have Sebastian and Ciel’s third party’s view ヾ (´∇`*)ノ Because this fandom is beyond saving, lol. But SebaCiel is a huge ship that’s not going to be swayed merely by some individuals who love to put others down and make
dillvers: DON’T GEOTAG HOUSE SHOWS PPL LIVE THERE. RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY. someone told me they found out my address for a show via instagram tags and that’s not cool, that’s fucking scary
iguanamouth: remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
phileasfogghorn: olivercromwellcrowley: I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not
lux-i-fer: mametupa: Dearie me… Just a reminder that Tom Ellis replaces his usual “fuck ___” for “dearie me” and if that’s not the cutest and most hilarious thing you’ve ever seen idk what is.
heeeey-buddy: matthewbarnumandbailycircus replied to your post “like i rly cannot see the gems like “alrighty Greg, ol’ buddy, ol’…” You’re dealing with a group of beings who have shown that they don’t have a full comprehension of all
Folks, you can support SU without being a jerk to the Gumball, Uncle Grandpa, Clarence, and Teen Titans Go! fandoms. SU is a great show that can stand on its own merits, we don’t need to tear other shows or people down in order to assert its value.
closettherapist: trillgamesh: firefoxshawty: andrusi: weeaboobs: senpaitheking: That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna
Honestly annoyed with a cousin of mine. Not going to say why because it’s political shit and I don’t want to sound like a bigot, but c'mon, man! He completely misunderstood my post and jumped the gun, literally
profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
coluring: pure evil I should not laugh but 😂😂😂😂
karrmennn: chescaleigh: why would anyone be in a relationship with someone who thinks this is ok?seriously. love yourself. Now who was saying that’s not even the same girl in my notifications the other day? I wonder what other micro- (and macro-)
crikarikabrika: middleagedmorticia: ben-baltimore: bigmouthlass: cartnsncreal: They were jealous a Black woman drove a Mercedes and couldn’t find a criminal record so they rape her. Fixed. *Eleven minutes*, Officers? That’s not a search,
oleathe: thegodivagoddesskelendria: Kelly Rowland x Fabletics HOLEEE FUUUUUU I was not aware…
All the things I find beautiful or that bring a smile to my face
daddys–pleasure–box: I wants that bed jacket so I can wook prettifuls while I’m sickies.
cameronsdiary: There is a light that never goes out… by Cameron Davs Not Quite Naked
Honestly I wanna tell you I can’t go on like this anymore. Tell you that I want more out of this. And I want you to tell me that you want the same.
my laptop cord broke and i just ordered a new one and that hoe not gonna be here until like next month so i use wvu’s library computers and you should see the look on people’s faces when they walk by.
pretentiousdooshbag: FILED UNDER: THINGS THAT ARE NOT OKAY
motherfuckingoj: ocicats: vminimini: Another scene that changed due to Garfield’s input: the infamous carjacking sequence that sees Peter in full Spidey regalia for the first time, webbing up and taunting a criminal with lots of laughs and very little
kllk070911: getoutoftherecat: get down from there cat. you cannot do acrobatics on top of the door. that is not a kitten balance beam. it is way too high off the ground and anyway you will never be able to compete with nastia liukin.
iranoutofspaceonmyphone: chekhovandowl: Take care of them, Steven. THIS WAS NOT OK
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
teravoltron: That is not where the punning ended and y’all heckin’ know itMatt: Hey, that’s pretty goo…d.Pidge: Right? And we eat it every day. Are you… jelly?Matt: Aw, gel no!Pidge: -laughiing- That one got a jiggle out of me.Matt: I think
pastelmorgue: limitlesscorrosion: 221b-bacon-street: tibets: THIS IS A NATURALLY OCCURRING METAL WHAT metal as fuck This is a pure bismuth crystal. The heaviest element that is not radioactive (ok technically it is but it’s half life is like
prospittwins: alright guys, hold up! i got this message and decided to check out the blog a little bit. basically, bad-homestuckcosplays reblogs photos of cosplay that they deem ‘bad’. they add what they consider to be advice to the posts that
A World That Does Not Exist.
(that-stark-family)i feel like not a lot of real driving happened that day
random lineart i decided to try (with a whole bunch of mistakes) that im not gonna finish coloring anytime soon so ill just place it….here…
cherryinthesun: Inktober2018 with Yang and Blake from RWBY <3 Day 7 - Exhausted When your cat helps you with everyday plank session… #YURITOBER Patreon ⎸Ko-fi ⎸Commissions That’s not easy tho lmao
menpregger:menpregger:menpregger:very painful to me personally that “film bro” is becoming synonymous with someone who watches movies that are not marvel or disney products or blockbusters. that “film bro” is becoming synonymous
If you message me with a close up dick pic avatar I’m not responding, bye
I can do flying crow pose now and that’s about the most exciting thing that’s happened lately