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find thats not on porn pin board
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slightlycrazygamer: Translation for english speakers:“Sir, it’s your brother.”“Lie! It’s not my brother, it’s a phone!” “It’s your brother on the phone.” “Then you should’ve said that!”
thepanteranoir: washedgang: sincerelyhowifeel: makeitlikeitwasfanfic: shawtyyyredd: madenbrookland: trappunzelll: versacemon: Can y’all stop cause my momma got a picture just like this 😂😂 Not my mom lol Bruh, this the most accurate
soggymoistmeat: hotephoetips: hotephoetips: prettyboyshyflizzy: this nigga spent 5k putting lambo doors on his girls buick and she not with it at all lmao this nigga took the ceiling out that bitch you ain’t never seen a buick with the butterfly
Nah, LisaRaye was in her 20’s when that video dropped, that wasn’t her.
the-weekender: throw-that-ass-ina-prayercircle: darkmcsexy: heyblackrose: unapologeticfleaux: IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS BABY CHERUB, YOUR MELANIN WILL CRACK LIKE FISH IN HOT GREASE. She’s too cute 😊 ^^Is that a curse? Lol Aweeeeeeeeee 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
bryantsupreme: I dunno about yall, but if I get ignored enough times, I know how to admit defeat and bow out gracefully. Tbh if I get ignored ONCE, usually thats it for me, 1 and done.. Im not hopeful, my pride won’t allow me to continuously put myself
Not into superhero shit like that
naturalhairqueens: Her hair type is type 4C. Yes. That is all her natural hair. No extensions, no weave etc. No they are not dreads. This is a braid out. Her name is TK Wonder. She’s black. And she’s from Baltimore. Didn’t know she was from
420bongkesha: Why they dippin the baby like chicken tenders??? Why?
I will dead not speak to you the rest of the night if you do that shit to me.
laurdlannister-kingslayer: gregwuzhere: laurdlannister-kingslayer: swolizard: so you telling me in Japan women are the ones to give chocolates to guys they like on valentines day???? and that most of the time its home made??? yall western hoes would
kate-wisehart: cacen: necromancer: What I imagine happens when people see something on their dash that makes them comment “SCREAMING OMFGFG D SJGHIJEBFKKJDVJKN” now let me tell you something you might not know: this fucking piece of shit video
the-grudge-girl: Hide and Seek Alone Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened. You will need: A doll with legs. (The doll
Slowly move from my top lips to my bottom lips as you kiss each and every spot that makes me shake
brklynbreed: xn—78h replied to your post:you can’t reason with a childish mentality. when… Are you at war right now? 👀 nah she can say whatever basic sentiments she wants to now. as long as i confirmed that there is no actual reason to dislike
sharko-supreme: sharko-supreme: Are we not gonna talk about the Mario game that inspired and entire fetish @queenobscen do i really need to say it Oh my fucking god
That’s not a boat house. That’s a boat cathedral.
food for thought:
koreanmodel: Kim Won Jung by Mok Na Jung for GQ Korea May 2015
that-girl-with-the-boots: thedelightwoods: if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim
benchflip: Remember the time when everyone was scared that this site would become an ad-filled mess after yahoo bought tumblr and staff insisted that wouldn’t happen?Yeaaaaah…
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
xprince-ventus: I’m not sure if RokuVen is twincest or selfcest and that keeps me up at night
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
sourcefieldmix: pikaclue: theproblematicblogger: the14thplanet: share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent ngl it worked damn that’s some fast service i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that
straightwhiteboyproblems: if you don’t reblog this in 3 seconds, hunter is going to walk into your room saying “haha check this out bro” and force you to look at 10 pictures he found on ifunny that are very racist. don’t take that chance
That was not a sound from earth that came from my mouth..
That's not even a real fish, that's a goldfish cracker.
synergyfox: There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.
THAT’S NOT EVEN A CAMEL TOE THAT’S A FUCKIN BUFFALO HOOF LORD
princessoforlais: a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online. ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in
cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And
mesogeios: “Some things could only be written in a foreign language; they are not lost in translation, but conceived by it. Foreign verbs of motion could be the only ways of transporting the ashes of familial memory. After all, a foreign language is
yokhakidfiasco: satabando: twitblr: What exactly is the government’s usefulness if it can come through clutch in this time of need?! (x) we gotta stop being surprised that the country that was literally built off ppls backs doesn’t care about
hqlle: jamesdeenhateclub: americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies Actually, In Australia/UK, its like this:American = biscuit - UK/Aus = Scone (pronounced Sc-on in AUS)American
«That's not opinion, that's science»
That was a good night.
the thing that makes me feel better about being so tiny is that im basically a fairy and they are pretty ethereal
daddysmuses: cummbunny: I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean Jelly beans like to be licked :) .. this is the exception where I’m mean, go away
that's not pee, that's squirt
