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youredamagedgoods: Cute anniversary idea: Spend the year beforehand making you completely helpless and dependent on me, until you no longer believe you can live without me. Convince you that all your friends hate you until I’m the only one you have
I know, intellectually, that this most likely isn’t true for most of the people I know, but it doesn’t stop me from worrying about it. When I was a kid I had a couple times where people would come up and start bothering me, because I was a
alverdewolffe: vampxrebarbie: devipotato: does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend drsimetra artemispanthar
mayapetersen: An episode about missing your friends. I think. It’s been a while. Written and storyboarded by @etienneguignard and me.
I wish I had more friends that send me random funny things, or just stuff in general. It is incredibly rare to get anything from anyone, IRL or on this site. I’m pretty sure the problem is me though because I have nothing to share back or even
honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think
imystral-deactivated20210208: “You’re some nasty bastard. For forcing yourself into a destiny you can’t escape from, you used me, huh.” “You noticed?” “But in the end, I couldn’t change your destiny. From now on,
herboobsaregreat: She liked my gift but says she’ll only wear it for me in the bedroom. I can’t wait to tell her tonight that all my friends are already enjoying the pics she sent me so she might as well go ahead and model it in person for them.
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-” Me:
goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show*Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
Today, my friends taught me something about myself that I was unaware of - Apparently they can judge my mood based on how perverted I am. The happier I am, the dirtier I talk.
morerisk: Working reception at a pregnancy clinic isn’t a glamorous or well paying. But there is one perk that keeps me there: redirecting every beautiful, hungry pussy I want into a room with me and my friends. I’m sure they didn’t want to deal
tabby-the-cute-furry: u-a-furry-hoe: bitesizedmoth:thelunamothsballs: Yoooo shoutout to the friend that sent me the link to this, you made me have to change a shirt before it was even 8 am.Sources:Artist: [ x ]Commissioner: [ x ]Animator: [ x ] Have
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
erstwhilegirl: goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
chlorogirl: Leaving no leaf unturned in my quest for body positivity, and by request, here are some pictures that honestly make me feel very good about my body. Specifically my butt XDSorry in advance to my IRL friends, but y’all knew what you were
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
disastertiffic: #tin hat: actually they’re trying to get you to install their app on your phone#by making the browser version unusable No that can’t be it. I have a friend who uses the app who every month complains to me they have to
sissylust: My favorite days are when Daddy gives me some pills that make me feel happy and sexy, and then Daddy and heaps of his friends take turns fucking my mouth and pussy. Some of them like to squirt their yummy loads down my throat or deep in my
You only hit me up when you are horny & I'm ok with that 😈
erstwhilegirl:goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
fuckyeahballpythons: Some adult BP morphs because long ago another user asked for me to post more adults. Don’t worry, friend, I’ve got your back.
annieee00: I can’t wait to be married.. To go to bed with a kiss and wake up with a sleepy smile everyday. That, for me, is what it’s all about, spending everyday with my best friend and every night with my lover. The thought of us gets me through
mashamorevna: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.” - The Life Aquatic
I’ve let go of so many toxic people from my life in the last two years that I have nothing left They have drained me from my ability to be social, from helping others, from being alive As much as I want to have friends again I’m so paranoid about
Seriously why the fuck are you going to text me at 10 at night asking if I could watch your fucking kid with less than a day’s notice? Christ in a hat I am so fucking done. Get a fucking clue and watch your own damn kid. God. I did months of this,
My friend accidentally sent me a snapchat of his butt and I’m laughing so hard because this is the same dude that called me a whore when he found out I sent nudes to my ex. THIS IS RICH WHO WAS HE SENDING BOOTY SNAPS TO? WAS IT A DUDE? A WOMAN?
My best friend was telling me that her cousin can squat 400+ lbs and I was like “is she single??” And she thought I was playing But I’m dead serious
Men make me so uncomfortable. Unless they are ready established as friends/trustworthy. It’s usually straight men that bother me the most
goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show*Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“Me:
goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
Go do Put on clothes Make and eat breakfast Study for Blaw test Take Blaw test Also opportunity to help dog shelter for friend from 10-3. Part of me feels like I should go because I’m not really gonna study more than an hour of that knowing me.
rapefantasyclub: dumbsluttywhore: sluttyna: ndblkpmp: Every day I’ve done more than just fantasize about that. Yes, me too. I was waiting for a friend and a guy came up to me and asked if I had time. Not the time. Time. It took a second to pick
christy-yang:OMG!! OMG!!My sheath dress is so tight, and i am gonna blow up! I am so happy to get bigger! 😊A good friend did that to me and I became like this just one day after! 😝(I mean he did morph to me yesterday. LOL )
jjdsmiabbc: Me and three BBC friends that did me hard.
bulbubsaur: sergle: me: i’m not sure about this outfitfriend: you look fine let’s just go!!me: friend was right cuz that fit shreds
legendstodust: make me choose: fedorable-stump asked: Pete Wentz or Patrick Stump? Patrick is pretty much the only person on this planet that gets me. I’d be nowhere without him. We are a two man gang. Pete’s my best friend. I was the best man
samleedraws: “Are you disappointed that it’s me?” “No.” - Love, Simon.
kodi-is-a-gurl: sissysub4use: scenteduniversitygiantdean: tgirlinthemirror: sissyslutgurl4bbc: sluttydanitzca: sissy4bbc4life: I need a sissy friend who will do this with me! Mmmmmmmmm OMG yasss I wish that was me mmm yes !! Only in certain
gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average
avatarstateyipyip: friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
escapetothefandom: blackandblue13: hellyeahthomassanders: Getting That Beach Body! ☀️ by Thomas Sanders (inspirational guitar music playing in the background) Thomas: My friends told me I should go on a diet to get a better beach body so…
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