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Blow Job TipsEye contact and moaning - he needs to know you love it!Variation…don’t just bob in place like a bobble head…the tip, underside and shaft should all be played with separately.That little trail of spit from your lips to his cock when
From anon: That thing you did wit the pillow, last night I did it too! It feels like someone is begging you to do it faster! Anyways, I love your body. I aslo did that thing with the shower thingie, but that wasn’t that delicious, haha. But thanks
“I figured that people might be interested in testing out the whole “getting off by crossing your legs and rocking”. [also] "I can actually do it as well, but only if I wear really tight pants or boxers. If i wear tight pants all I have
“I’m a 21 yr old virgin, but I can get five inches inside me. Does that mean my hymen is broken? If it broke, I never noticed and I always wondered. Any chance you know anything about this?” - Anon Yep, it sounds like it! Your hymen
Have you ever seen yourself get off? If you never have, try it. Have a proper look at everything that’s going on down there. See how your body reacts when you try different things. And for bonus points, try keeping eye contact with yourself while
“So I kinda get pleasure from humping a pillow… so glad reading your blog that I’m not the only one that does it!! But… do you have any tips to make it more intense?” - Anon Well as luck would have it, deep within my crazy
Vibrator phone apps? “hey - did you know that there is a vibrator app? i know the Android market has it for sure, not too sure for iPhones. but it works really well! you should let your followers know(;” And… “For people who
“To the girl who said she goes on Omegle for some sexy times… I love doing that too! It’s a great way for you to act out your lesbian fantasies as well, with a complete and total stranger. I’d definitely recommend it to anyone.&r
“Your blog helped me find my G-spot. I love you for that.” - Anon Yay! You’re welcome, gorgeous - have fun ;) [more posts about finding your g-spot here]
Toy questions! Hey can i just say that I love your blog, it really gets me off! I’ve learned so many useful techniques, but I was just wondering, what is the legal age for you to buy a vibrator in the uk? I’ve tried electric toothbrushes,
“Hey! I just wanted to say that your blog inspired me to get a vibrator, and I just had one of the BEST orgasms. It literally only took me two minutes (which never happens)! And kinda weirdly, shortly after I came, I was thinking, "I have
“I was told by my sex ed teacher that masturbating by clenching my legs together would damage my uterus due to the pressure. Do you know if there’s any truth in that?” That sounds like bullshit to me. Your body’s pretty flexible
Weird-but-OK stuff that can happen when you’re turned on! So, when you’re getting really horny, and getting some pleasure, or having an orgasm, or just finished having an orgasm… all kinds of intense stuff can happen with your body.
“So, what do you do if a guy comes in your mouth while you’re giving him a blowjob?”Well, one option is to swallow it, but y'know, that’s most definitely an acquired taste. People make a big deal about it, but to be honest I think
Dancers…….. meet your goddess!!! Actually that’s good advice. Always have a plan to get out. Start young, make that money, save it, invest in yourself and get out. Just like my girl Jenaveve. She told me she would quit before she hit 30
Here’s the wife boys im trying to get her bigger but just can’t seem to, 4 fingers is it! Any suggestions? She has know clue that im trying either lol Hi anon. We all like covert stretching! Your wife is enjoying feeling full being stretched as
No I wasn’t the anon, I stumbled upon them later on your page actually and it was nice to know that I wasn’t alone in my fears. I suppose one of my problems is that I’m young and I don’t know of any guys around my age into gaping cunts.I must
I took your advice and shaved completely.Isn’t that so much sexier! I can tell by the look on your face you’re feeling ultra feminine now :)
sparkofheart32795: please…come drop something in my ask if you ever want to talk about anything at all…it could be about you, it could be about me, it could be about any random little thought that pops into your mind. this isn’t about me getting
bjuk: Dustin Zito - apologies to whoever posted these first I took your advice and downloaded them but looked at them again and just had to share. He is so fresh faced and has that little cheeky look…. and lovely cock, arse, body, smile …. blah blah.
yournaughtydirtylittlesecret: One more inch to go… Push it!! So what’s your advice for opening that throat and getting that cock down there?
theunicornkittenkween:Part 1: Part 2 perhaps will never arrive.First, ask yourself some questions:Would you tell your family and friends?If they found out would they osctracise you or be unbearably whorephobic?If they would can you live without that suppo
A true Goddess doesn’t have to spend a lot of energy training a slave boy. That’s why I’m “into” chastity. Meet a guy, go home with him (his home), and when you’ve got him revved, pull that cock cage out of your purse. It’s not difficult
inkybeaker: Give opinions! My girlfriend’s trying to get better at plush making, and she’d like your advice! scenic-spatter: A little WIP of yellow quiet that should be done probably in the next day! What do you guys think, should the wings be
awyadraws: I think one of the kindest things you can do for yourself as an artist is to accept that you will make bad drawings sometimes and just…stop caring about it. It’s not like that bad sketch you drew was your one and only chance to ever draw
chirart: The frustration between your desire to make good art vs your current skill set is a good thing. It’s a really, really good thing. That frustration is you CARING about your work. If you didn’t care you’d feel nothing.If you didn’t have
Look at that bimbo booty!Remember to keep working hard for your booty!
bimbopolitan: Most bimbos know that bimbo fashion is about putting yourself on display, and drawing attention to your best bits. That’s usually done by showing a lot of skin. But what about the bimbos who have to deal with colder climates, with
satanicdoki: Some pro tips for online sex workers- They will ask you to send a free picture to “prove that you are real.” Don’t send a selfie, type on your computer or write a little note “hi -name- I’m real” with your hand in the picture.“
ofthemoons: 1. Do what you need to do for you.Everyone has personal needs, whether it’s going to the gym after work or taking some alone time on Saturday morning. If someone asks you to do something and your instinct is to honor you own need, do that.
goldenpoc: boobsbradshaw: I’ma send her an offering. Thank you! I always thought that glo up on your ex so they see what they’re missing or person that did you dirty, instead of just doing it just for you is wild corny. Like you might as well day
feeding-devil:Feeding Devil Weight Gain Tips #7 😈7. Improving your appetiteWhen trying to gain, you have to eat, and you have to eat A LOT. I always assumed that feedees just naturally had insatiable appetites, I mean, they eat so much. However, it
leggomego: friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise
the-real-seebs:thechekhov: *this is especially important: these days on Tumblr there’s a wonderful atmosphere of being able to talk openly about your mental illness or your struggle. And that’s great! But there’s a difference between sharing in
queenofotogakure: I am so here for girls who make porn that doesn’t get a lot of notes and that don’t make a lot of sales, but they just keep hustling and working their asses off and being as bright and shining as they can be. Your worth isn’t
no but for real for real, the trick to figuring out the woman you’re sposed to marry is if you’re having sex and you get your orgasm and she doesn’t get hers and you feel like your dick game is weak, that’s the woman you gotta
when i say i hope this blog never gets popular enough for people to send me asks asking for advice i mean that shit. cause my only answer will ever be “read a book”
askdrpig: cari28ch3-me: askdrpig: askdrpig: wash your ass This isn’t even a joke some of you smell like the pig shit I bathe in that you what… Good for your skin
zorya: “…Never make a place your home, Watcher, that’s my advice to you — keep to the road. A home is a curse — it’ll kill you to stay… and the moment your foot exits its door? It’ll never again measure up to the cathedral in your head.“
“What do you use for this place in this game to complete it?”“Well I use (a unit that’s not exactly the easiest to get, but not entirely impossible)–”“YEAH WELL WE DON’T HAVE THAT YOUR ADVICE IS NOW INVALID.”
Never. Ever. Tell someone to kill themselves. Just don't do it. No matter how much you don't like someone. What do you think thats funny? Is it still funny if that person takes your advice? Don't take that risk. Once they are gone they are not coming
charlottewinslowfitness: rybeesbody submitted: Followed your Vegan One Month Makeover for LESS than a month and had amazing results. Thank you for your advices and the love you share with your followers. For your youtube channel that helped me keep my
insome-mania: Ladies, let me tell you something. If your boyfriend cheats on you, don’t blame the girl he does it with. Dont hate her, dont make it your goal to ruin her life, don’t even talk shit about her. 90% of the time she doesn’t even know
Thanks for all your sweet, supportive messages + advice (and the likes, sympathetic smiles of tumblr that they are) regarding my last post, everyone! I feel so much better and much less alone now, and they cheered me up so much when i read them all this
hiddlestoned-echelon: ” I suppose my simple advice is: Love your life. I only say that because your life is what you have to give. ” - Tom Hiddleston
blackgirlsrpretty2:it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do don’t
black-quadrant: things i wish for you in 2016: to do one thing that’s been scaring you all of 2015 to find happiness and peace with your looks financial luck and prosperity confidence in what you like to do to meet wonderful people to get to know your
ofthemoons: When you rest in quietness and your concept of yourself fades, and your concept of the world fades, and your concepts of others fade, what is left? A brightness, a radiant emptiness that is simply what you are. – Adyashanti
niggablvd: what i’ve learned is that if you’re gonna engage in a romantic relationship during your young adult years, it damn well better be with someone who makes your insides explode with nothing but positive emotion. someone who takes the time
selfcarehoetips: 20 things I learned in 20 years• Don’t wait for your life to work out, get out and do something about it, life’s too short to be waiting for things that aren’t even guaranteed • Other girl’s beauty is not the absence of yours•
bestyouuniveristy:Removing yourself from shit that repeatedly triggers your mental health and hurts your heart is top tier self-care.
hemswrths: People ask me, what’s your advice on getting into acting. I say, ‘Just have your name be Chris, and have brownish hair and blue eyes, and off you go. That’s the first step. It’s an automatic pass. [Laughs] It’s all kind of ridiculous,
rawrda:This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly,
unshaped: “just stop thinking about it” omg ok thank you so much for your advice why didn’t I just come up WITH THIS PERFECT IDEA LET ME JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT THE THING THAT BUGS ME THE MOST IN MY LIFE OMG THAT IS SO EASY THANK YOU SO
Desperation DayWhen he NEEDS to be out, offers anything.Your comfort in refusing him is what finally breaks him. As he realizes, at last, that his submission must be true.And that you can and will enforce it.
Have you noticed? They want you to lie.These boys want you to ask them to “try the cage on, just for a minute.” Because they feel their weakness (and your power) the most strongly in that moment…That moment when you take the key and say, “Did
Just discover one fetish. Any fetish he has will do. Offer it to him only if he locks that cock into chastity. Once that key is in your palm, you OWN him.And this is how, ladies, we take the entire fucking world.
stevenuniversequotes: First you need a gem at the core of your being..then you need a body that can turn into light..then you need the partner who you trust with that light….literally. - Garnet
life advice: when you don’t want your favorite book series to end, just leave the last book on a shelf where it will ominously stare at you for four years. just don’t even acknowledge it. this is foolproof. the story will go on forever.until you
nucleareggs replied to your post: I’m super bored, but give me life advice! How can… inb4 every social interaction you ever had was actually a date in disguise :o so i guess my whole life i was big pimpin’ when i wasn’t aware