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You knew it was a bad idea to tell your girlfriend about the experimental tissue expansion drug you were developing at work. She had somehow managed to get her hands on a batch… that contained 100 doses. That night, you came home to find your girlf
You  should  constantly  reinforce  the  idea  that  his penis  is  better  suited  for  pleasuring  himself than  it is  for  pleasuring  you…   This  leads  to  the  inevitable conclusion  that  you  need  another
You know what’s really funny about this is that if you replace the headline with New York City teacher sleeps with student you still go oh OK I believe that. #haha #funny #instagood #photosbyphelps #blondes #penis #selfie
You will stay all day like that for you to know your place. That will help you focus. I’ll use somehow your tits in he meanwhile…
You can look AND touch~Here’s the finished flat version of that one sketch. Enjoy some nice blueberry UG XDP.S. REMINDER THAT COMMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN!! :D
You hate it, don’t you? Edging, that is. You hate it. Getting yourself so worked up, so desperate for release. Your fingers rubbing and stroking between your legs, feeling that pressure mounting. Your pussy so wet, your clit twitching and
That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn't want to get paid back
You want each other that much that once you get through the door you throw her down pull up her skirt and do your thing. :D
you-made-me-so-insecure: I just wanted to let anyone who is reading this know that if you’re feeling lonely, suicidal, want to cut, feel fat, feel worthless or anything that I’m here, and I care. So if you need someone to talk to, I’m happy
You are a Goddess. That boy you want? Take him. Claim him. He’s secretly waiting to be owned, desperate for it. Withing you would bring those dark fantasies into his life.And if he doesn’t recognize that yet, cage his cock until he understands.
You should consider suing the company that provided the data for your navigational device that made you take that fateful wrong turn.
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
naughtyvixens: friendly reminder that i have an FAQ page friendly reminder that there’s a lot of good info on there if you have a question aggressive and profoundly unfriendly reminder that im not gonna put gamzee on this blog ever because he is terrible
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
Omfg ep18 of just you aosnslsnsn Sen bby sees right through that bitch omfg hes a cutie
You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications
that awkward moment when South Korean television and Tumblr decides that Sherlock Holmes is a romantic drama…
you know stuff like thats what your mom said last night doesnt phase me but you change mom to kouhai and ill flip shit on you
That moment when you hear something that kills you inside and having to act like you're fine.
You know what, I may get super embarrassed about the Fili/Kili stuff I put up, but the ship’s helped me make friends with some really cool people. I’m super thankful for that. Also, whenever I see people I’m friends with like those
post-teenager: gayleafcrime: its not “you have to have sex with trans women or youre a transmisogynist” it’s “stop viewing people as genitals, what the hell” This post has officially gotten me anon hate. Keep spreading it!
kuroba101: theskyyends: onlyblackgirl: kathereal: kraizynkonfuzed: This some preemo fuckboi type shit. You mad cuz she a stripper? Nigga was really that skeptical that he had to try and find some “dirt” to dig up lol…Bet his Black ass woulda
hobbitsaarebas: gothiccharmschool: biwomensupport: voidbat: stimmyabby: You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse. read that.read it again, and again, and again.somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on
THAT INTERVIEW. Read it. Did you read it? Read it.“there’s a lot going on on the Gem Homeworld that he doesn’t know about at all, and a lot of rules that exist there that the Gems we know don’t follow!”“Steven’s going to learn a lot more
did-you-kno: If you’re in bed a lot, you might be lonely. Studies suggest that lonely people spend more time in their beds, even though they have trouble sleeping. Chronic loneliness can cause insomnia, as well as the need to get in bed without feeling
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”
maybe-itdoesntmatterr: katara: seattl-ite: katara: I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something
annieskywalker: thewinksofgod: stolen-pharaoh: gl3nblu3z: wordismasha: yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
thepridelandss: im-sooo-changable: torchy-worchy: twoandtwentyonebee: I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s
That moment when you’re getting so into writing a story that the characters start taking a life of their own and doing what you weren’t intending on them doing.
icouldnotstopfordeath: I’m not crazy to think that the last Sentry that Ultron took over might be the one Steve Rogers tossed off Sokovia yelling, “What?! You didn’t finish!”
That feeling when everyone hates you or you think that they do
himitzu148: It’s creepier if you say that with a face like that Izaya.
That! When you realize that the jeans you used to wear no longer fit you because they’re basically falling off your body. This has been happening to me sooo much lately!
A lot of women who have negatively responded to my post on Women Against Feminism have said that feminism makes men believe that all women are “crazy, psycho bitches”, or some variation of that. My question is, why are you so quick to align
manywinged:manywinged:the funniest thing wrong with me is that i’m so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on meevery time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any
draumbouy: the-porcelain-empress: White couples that adopt non-white kids If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take
bloodyvoid: You know when you really want to stab someone but then you remember that it’s illegal
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
allmymetaphors: anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit
I literally just want you to call me and tell me that you still need me
That moment you're home alone and you hear a noise in your house and you accept the fact that you're going to die.
That awkward moment when you hear something that kills you inside and having to act like you're fine.
diekon: I’ve decided to make my first follow forever! Thank you guys for sticking around even though my blog changes a lot, ilu all. Here is a long list of wonderful blogs that you should follow; if not for their blog, then for the person that they
That moment when you look at her and think, how did I get this lucky? She doesn’t know you’re thinking it, doesn’t need to know, but in that moment you’re happier than you ever knew was possible…
That was the fun stuff: In between, we’d just mess around and I felt, ‘Ah, this is different.’ I wasn’t really aware of what was happening in the screen test. She keeps you on your toes and that wakes you up. That was the beginning
all-right-blondie: That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main
You don't want to hurt me, but see how deep the bullet lies. Unaware that I'm hearing you asunder. There is thunder in our hearts, baby. So much hate for the ones we love? Tell me, we both matter, don't we? You, be running up that hill, you and me, be
That awkward moment when you realize a blog you really liked that followed you before, unfollowed you.
i actually can’t be friends with most other artists in this fandom, from my past experiences their base on friendship is that they have to have their butts kissed 24/7 and or derives on how popular you are and i can’t stand fake friendships,
averyxgracex:He’s fucking you in missionary but you’re stroking his face and saying “that’s it, baby. That’s my good boy.”
surprisebitch: elsajeni: noccor: sleepyminyard: haramzada: awkwardlyinsane: Oh All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey)
That "I know you been stressed so let me hit that spot you like and make you chill tf out cuz you been crazy" type sex.
thetenk:tsunderrated:when you can’t find ur mom in the supermarket when you have to do all the grocery shopping yourself because everyone else in the family is lazy
lillyzewolf reblogged this from you and added: You’re a god for having that many projects going on at once sdksh that’s only the dirkjake one s haha h everything considered I have a lot more going on, I don’t even want to know how many
You know that beetle that races you as Tiny Kong on Donkey Kong 64? Absolutely fuck that beetle and everything it stands for.
You will come to work dressed like that Friday , you will sit at my desk in reception and answer phones. I will check that you are tucked and flat in your panties . Do a good job and I will let you lick me to orgasim like a good office girl.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU TO STAY IN THE LINE WHEN YOU'RE SHOPPING, AND WHEN YOU'RE ALMOST NEAR THE CASHIER, THEY'RE NOT EVEN BACK YET, SO YOU START FREAKING OUT.
that feel when PD (not even campus PD) pulls up to your car on campus and low-key harasses you because you were standing out in front of a school building getting picked up by your boyfriend and apparently that’s a suspicious thing to do now, even tho
