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“You were right, these drinks ARE delicious,” Anita said to her blind date. “I hafta be honest, I really didn’t think this was gunna work out for the first hour or so.”“Why’s that?” her soon-to-be-Daddy
“Ohmygod! Little brother! What was in that drink? You’ve made my boobs grow so..um..so super big so fast! And why can’t I think of the word for super big?”
Oh my…the perfect slut look with perfect slut body….if I’m her, why would ever worry about sex, attention, money and for that matter ‘free’ drinks for life ;)
sizequeenconfessions: THIS is why I’m a little sore this morning!!! I met him at the club last night. I noticed he was hot straight away, he bought me a drink, and soon we started dancing … And that’s when I noticed his best feature!!! “Holy
1hotwife:Now that we are all friends I don’t see why my husband would object to me going out drinking with you, then crashing at your place if I’m to drunk to drive home. I mean he does it all the time! F
As I walked in on my second-oldest daughter about to put her strap-on into my oldest girls’ pussy, I gasped in outrage. “Why the hell are you drinking those juice boxes? You know that’s for the kids’ school lunches!” (Heh.
contexxxt: Most of the office just called him a suck up. Most of them laughed behind his back and couldn’t figure out why someone who didn’t drink, was always out at the bar with his boss. It was obvious to everyone that it was so he could work
lovetheteentimes: “Thanks for bringing me the drink, why are you looking at me like that?”
hottestgirlaroundyou: I didn’t know sex can be so great. Does it always feel that great. Then why didn’t I feel it with any of my ex-boyfriends. He sucked my pussy like he was drinking his favourite milkshake. And he didn’t even stop when
the-modern-courtesan: Because he knows as you do that there is only one reason why a young woman would agree to go up to a complete stranger’s hotel room for a drink when he met her at the hotel bar.
linethemupknockthemup: justknockyouup: “Why are you chicks looking at me like that?” “No reason. We noticed you looking at us though… say, would you like a drink?” “Sure!” Anthony woke up hours later in a groggy
cash: ‘You don’t drink, you don’t get high, you don’t tap molly, you don’t do none of that, why?’ - Arsenio
benbrucealmighty: fuentitties: darlingimjustapainter: my favorite thing about this picture is that Vic is drinking beer and the most hardcore guy in the room is poring tea and why is Mike reading on the counter? vIC IS SLOUCHING OMF This is perf
p0rnlover: let your inner slut out and enjoy life a little That’s why I ask my husband to have his friends over for drinks and a show and I’m the show
from-thin-to-fat: That is the only reason why I am getting fat: To do every second or third day with my two digital and virtual encouragers on the left a contest: Who is the fastest on drinking a whole cup of cream? Sometimes I win … Happy Easter!
unforgettablegirly: joshua10nbed: scorpionsloveudead: cumintosubmission: THAT WAS HOT!!! I need to see the full scene @joshua10nbed…drink it up? Lol why he kept takin his dick out if he wasnt gonna lick it up Damn…
bdsmafterthoughts: “Now you can understand why I insisted on all the extra drinks earlier today. You are already very aware of the fullness of your bladder, and how much you want to pee. With your legs bound like that you know it’s going to be a
master-of-o: bdsmafterthoughts: “Now you understand why I insisted on all those extra drinks earlier today? It is to make sure that you are struggling to stay dry! You can already feel your bladder swelling, and it is going to get worse. I am going
marvel-lous-things: Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the housePeter: thank you, but I can’tBartender: why notPeter:Bartender:Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
sweetconsensualforcedsex: Thanks ndercvrfreaks for the image ndercvrfreaks said: Why you shouldn’t drink too much on a date It was a hell of a party that night. She was happy to see all high school classmates together again. it was only five
hollyevolving: mylittleredgirl: mycaptainsharon: mylittleredgirl: I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why Okay I don’t know when this
naked-yogi: As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. or is this my legacythis post made so many people real mad. ask yourself why.
incorrect48quotes:Sayanee: I regret giving you that blender.Momoka, drinking a sandwich: Why?
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg
exo-shinee-snsd: I don’t know why I find this highly attractive O_O What is wrong with me? What is EXO doing to me?! WHAT U DO TO ME!?!!?? the way he licks his lips afterwards OH GOD <3 i want him to drink me ._. or whatever that means
johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
unleashthememes: why is that pine cone drinking to forget
to-many-cupcakes: to-many-cupcakes:is Fiji water even really all that different from normal water?? ?? ?do people even drink itor just keep it around for the a e s t h e t i c🤔🤔🤔🤔 THEN EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE SO MANY BRANDS OF WATER Capitalism
to-many-cupcakes: 0nigum0: to-many-cupcakes: to-many-cupcakes: is Fiji water even really all that different from normal water?? ?? ?do people even drink itor just keep it around for the a e s t h e t i c🤔🤔🤔🤔 THEN EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE SO
trashfirefallon: seeing people being called ugly on my dash is such bullshit. why people gotta be mean like that? drink some water, go outside. fuck off.
jaxblade: pearl-likes-pi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah
fuckingships: marvel-lous-things: Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house Peter: thank you, but I can’t Bartender: why not Peter: Bartender: Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m
marvel-lous-things: seananmcguire: learnyourlessonswell: fuckingships: marvel-lous-things: Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house Peter: thank you, but I can’t Bartender: why not Peter:
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?Me: aestheticfuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
pensiveprincess: why is that pine cone drinking
guns-n-broses: Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic
fuelforbody: Why do you look at me like that. Drink it up. I know you are full, but this is the last 16′o clock snack before your 18′o clock dinner
but-first-a-cup-of-tea: fartxmunch: certan: Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home Aw fuck damn my heart that’s the fucking best reason i’ll never forget it
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg marcio
sisterpolymath-deactivated20210:i hate when vampires in media have a human partner and theyre like “i will never drink from you i couldnt ever hurt you like that” like why the heck not?? are you a coward?? whats the point of dating a vampire
schlago: from-thin-to-fat: That is the only reason why I am getting fat: To do every second or third day with my two digital and virtual encouragers on the left a contest: Who is the fastest on drinking a whole cup of cream? Sometimes I win … Happy
this why doom so goddamn fat, drinking all that beer.
mrbiggest: WHAT WAS IN THAT DRINK …AND WHY AM I NAKED
askjamestempest: and thats why me and my bf dont drink in bars anymore… Unf~ X3
krwawnik replied to your photo and that’s exactly why eremes got banned from tea duty FOREVER. “Hey Eremes, this tea has a funny aftertaste…”“Oh it’s nothing, just drink it all up… ~”
bunnychanxoxo: I’m bloated today. I’m confused as to why people say they want my body. I’m dumbfounded when they say I’m not chubby; I’m mad when they follow that up with you’re stunning. I need to drink more water.
filmedonmyphone: isa-ghost: raven-clues: viostormcaller: killowave-the-2nd: LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E GLSKGKSKGMSKVK *drinks water* prison transfer
:::HOT TIP!!!You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good. You know why people like lemonade? Flavored waterYou
usemycum: Jen wasn’t sure why she had agreed to this, cornered in the club she had decided to fuck him when he offered her all the drinks she could want that night. He had even agreed to wear a condom so what was the worst that could happen? She followed
firedrill:dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in blissme: *takes sip*me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started
