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I have the greatest feeling that I’m about to fuck shit up. I mean… you can also use the jar for tequila right???
Why do we have use-by dates on food and drink? An unlikely answer to that can be found in, of all places, Alcatraz Island. During a tour of the former federal prison, a U.S. National Park ranger noted that Al Capone “lobbied for milk bottle dating
trashy-white-cock: Only if Alpha made me. I would never willingly do such a thing. I hate cum. That’s why you rarely see it on my page. But if Alpha came to me, put me on my knees, handed me a glass of he and his buddies nut and told me to drink it
this video is perfect. the sound. the ominous being. the floating. i use to have sleep paralysis everynight i went to bed sober. maybe that’s why i drink so much. i think it started after i got an exorcism when i was 13 years old. i became an atheis
sweetheartkandi: Fuck tequila That is all. #Dollarita lol stay awayyyLove you.
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
why is that pine cone drinking to forget
drinking-tea-at-midnight: spookylemon: busket: problackgirl: *bully pushes you* *you push bully back* bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice
drinking-tea-at-midnight: whales-are-gay: crescendohowell: the only millennial headline that matters reblog if you want dinner more than sex why not both?
drinking-tea-at-midnight: justsomeantifas: bethylgrixon: justsomeantifas: WHOMST wants to explain to the whole class why people keep saying antifa work with george soros lmao where the fuck did that come from I’ll take antisemitism for 800 Alex
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:is he building that thing out of giant cheetos why are they all dressed like mario?
drinking-tea-at-midnight: profeminist: Source this. and the reason why they blame women is because to admit that it’s toxic masculinity would require men to haveself reflection and realize some of their actions are bad.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: fattyatomicmutant: rollonlikeariver: kropotkhristian: Why “Q Anon” Proves that Trump Supporters are Actually Really Disappointed I don’t know how many of you are aware of the “Q Anon” conspiracy theory popular among
drinking-tea-at-midnight: mysharona1987: gift1971: mysharona1987: I still don’t get why Brian Kemp isn’t in jail. ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 it wasn’t mere supression, it was criminal…that election was STOLEN and everyone in her party sat back
drinking-tea-at-midnight: Why is “When I was your age things were much worse” so rarely followed by “I’m glad you don’t have to go through that?”
drinking-tea-at-midnight: tsukishima-tadashi: punkyiddishkeit: tockthewatchdog: just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway Wow it’s almost like the problem
das-taube-spuern: bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life
“Why don’t you wanna be a Bimbo with me? You keep acting like this was bad for me, but I wanted it! And I’m happier now! We can live together and sleep in the same bed! Isn’t that what you want? Please? Please won’t you drink the Pink Milk?”
bewbin: bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
thedatingfeminist: ithotyouknew: I have ZERO interest in being the “cool girlfriend.” I am a cool girlfriend, that’s why you’re dating me. I’m not gonna pretend to love football, or drink beer with you or dress down to impress your boys or
kiwiitin: One of the kisses was a indirect by drinking from the same glass (because I’m a dork like that). I wanted to make a happier end but damn it, I just couldn’t get this one out of my head (I blame hurtanminttu for encouraging me to run
cuddlingcassandra: *dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving
why does everyone associate drinking whiskey neat with being tough whiskey isn’t all that strong
I’ve been drinking this Sapporo for a few hours now. i’M STILL NOT DONE.
polyleisle: Ok but really here is the actual picture. I can only imagine Zone-tan really likes milkshakes and that’s why she is drinking a couple here with no regard for cleanliness.
fallenangelsocialclub: “You won’t find God in a bottle… ” “I’ve already found God” I say … “thats why I drink”
jordan-reet: I noticed, you looked like you had a whole lotta fun too. It was nice. I did alittle swimming but not much. Because your backside is a very pleasant view, that’s why. All I did was swim mainly. I went onto the yacht to get a drink but
everydaycomics: and that’s why you should drink moderately.
broswithoutclothes: “And that’s why we don’t drink the props.”
southernsassysub: yesyouhavetoaskthings: littleenchantedone: That’s why you don’t drink, think, and talk at the same time Cheers 🥃
helpless-cuck: ▒h.c▒: I know. That’s why we went to this club. Anything to drink for you two?
realisenothing: footworkdruid: realisenothing: water isn’t fun to drink because there’s no challenge that’s why i’m selling my new beverage, “Hard Water” release a hardcore mode where if you can’t finish the bottle in one continuous
pornequalsworship: She was the most beautiful booty you had seen all your life you knew you had to have it. All yours. She knew. She always knew. That’s why she drugged your drinks. Kept you from fucking your ass and had you stroke all night long.
Why is it that eating doughnut holes and drinking orange juice at the same time kinda tastes ever so slightly like vagina.
jewcyjayy: deandresr: sazzmine: This is me fr. That’s why I don’t drink lmao 😂😂😂😂 This is literally all my guy friends then me lmao
Here is my green juice that took me an hour to make and about a second to drink
thatotherfob: psychofactz: More Facts on Psychofacts :) Oh that’s why my mom drinks so much lmao
Why, yes. I would like to be this man.Hell, I’d even drink that crap.
tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle
sugarmacaron: dynastylnoire: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot
idfcbabygirl: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh
oneheartoverthemoon: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy!
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If its true that we are here to help others, what are others here for? If you aren’t suppose to drink and
I don’t see why the fuck there are kids drinking Bud Light. That shit pisses me off. Why the fuck would you drink a light beer when your this age? Drink a real fucking beer. You’re not old yet, you don’t need that light shit.
naughtyblondemom: kinkymum: Daddy!!! Can you h..help me please… I can’t get undressed…I think I’ve had too much to drink…whoops!! … And THAT’S why we leave the liquor cabinet unlocked by ‘accident’ whenever Hubby and I go out…
miss-love: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and
downsouth-gentleman: miss-love: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get
Why Bottled Water Manufacturers Are Worried That People Are Drinking More Bottled Water
luxeskynet: notdenialsurvival: -imaginarythoughts-: thickasschocolatemermaid: some of y'all barely 18/19 and full blown alcoholics, addicted to xan, and drinking lean. like…. where the fuck are your parents? and your common sense? That’s why
inquisitivepoet: dynastylnoire: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left When I’m drunk I’m
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
Drunk. Horny. Sleepy. Is that a good mix?
Lmao I’ve had a bad day so I went and got drunk
for some reason today is the only time I have ever been sore from a chiropractic adjustment and I feel like I’m dying honestly…
