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What happens when I fuck off for Christmas and leave @beamwire in charge of this project file? TIT-ANICThe story of forbidden love between an Aperture Sciences janitor, and his boss…a love that can only be consummated in the mens toiletsDIRECTED
thats what she said.
“Hey, Marco, promise me you won’t tell Jean, okay?” You and I nursing on a poison that never stung Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it Somewhere for this, death and guns We are deaf, we are numb Free and young and we can
As they played in the pool together that day, the sexual tension between the two had become high, but neither said a word. As they peeled their wet swimsuits off in the dressing room, she couldn’t stand it any longer. She caught her friend staring at
themage-of-space: ava-ire-girl-on-fire: please just unmute this vine man: “My wife said that i sound like Gru when I have road rage”man: [yelling at a passing car, sounding like Gru]: “APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE FROM A CEREAL
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That’s what I said! Hellooooooooo nipples. shinimegami: *THIS* is what a more “western” Dante should look like.
That’s what she said!!
That awkward moment when you don't understand what someone said, so you just laugh and hope it wasn't a question
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thats-what-sidhe-said: pervocracy: stuffman: People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day”
That’s what she said
bryko: When someone near you is being an asshole and you feel like calling them out on it but it would be completely awkward and out of character so you just sit there for like 5 minutes contemplating what you would’ve said
troyler-4-life: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come
cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take This is kind of like when you’d get made
shessofuckedinthehead: theperksofbeinga-jackass: theperksofbeinga-jackass: cumfort: how does one turn their emotions off Okay so first go to settings I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first no, im still willing to try this,
“What the hell?” was all I could say when I saw my baby sister on the floor in that pose.All she said was, “I just want you to look at three things, Eric: One - How flexible I am, Two - my tits that still look firm and perky when I’m on my back
paranoid-rhythm: seiyuuslittleforest: Terashima Takuma said that Kiiyan is someone with “a close dandelion is better than a far away rose” principle - 「遠くのバラより近くのタンポポ」- @paranoid-rhythm Hey Carli! Move to Japan
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thats-what-sidhe-said: shanlad: redmachasacorns: Not a single lie in sight…… Hello, college grad that actually wrote an award winning paper on this topic! Here’s some knowledge I’d like to share: There’s actually been studies as to why it’s
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said.
thats-what-sidhe-said: shanlad: redmachasacorns: Not a single lie in sight…… Hello, college grad that actually wrote an award winning paper on this topic! Here’s some knowledge I’d like to share: There’s actually been studies as to why
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roundworms: so this fedora looking fucker came into my store today and upon entering immediately made an audible sigh and proceeded to talk to me like i was a child. when i told him to stop being condescending, he got all huffy and said that because
thats-what-sidhe-said: pr1nceshawn: Little Girls Dressed as Wonder Woman.
faded-mind: theangelshavethetimeturner: invite-me-to-your-memories: i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel and I said “the language that most people learn as a
suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
cobaltdays: kingjaffejoffer: bitterbitchclubpresident: fifteenfathomscounted: I get that native Americans are upset, I get it. That being said, this country would NOT be what it is today if the actions of our past were not taken What do you mean
kurozero: It's said that whoever possesses these eyes can gaze into the past, and even peer into the future. what is this from
“What’s the matter, May?” asked Mr. Crude.“It’s starting to leak out,” she replied.“I thought that’s what you wanted,” he said.“It is, but there’s so much of it! I’ve never in my life had so much cum inside me! Do you always shoot
all-right-blondie: That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main
thats-what-harry-said: 4/30 [x] Narry moments that make me want to melt
whoredinarygirl: anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
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thegingerpowers: That’s what He said…
Following an artist that constantly posts every single nervous or insecure thought
rapispoetryandpoetryisart: slavery: allthatsmack: slavery: White people disgust me Racist people ^ disgust me. That’s what I said Lol
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male-celebs-naked: Daniel Sahyounie from the “Janoskians”, you can see his balls and penis from 1:35 of “That’s What She Said” music video if you slow it down
That’s what you said last month 😇😇And the month before that…🙏🙏🔐
actual convo i want to see happen
sybersarah: oh fuck yeah… that’s what she said
avatarparallels: Figure it out. Remember? That's what you said to me. Hurts, Doesn't it?
gh0stmach1ne: It is said that Helen of Troy had “a face that launched a thousand ships”.From this, a unit of measurement for beauty was invented: the Helen. Someone measuring one Helen was beautiful enough to launch a thousand ships. Someone with