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The moment you heard yourself asking, “Sir, what would you like to have for breakfast?” to your wife’s black lover, the moment you knew that, in fact, your wife had married a CUCKOLD.
tyrranux: What? Were you expecting I give them a urethral injection or something? She’s a damn android I can just feed her energy tanks! I heard from the best fighter in the Ontario Province that you can get Energy Tanks from a robot behind Bullet
houseofsigal2: “Hey Sis, what did you need… Whoa! Sorry, I guess I should have knocked.”“It is OK Chris. I heard you tell Mom that you found out your girlfriend has been cheating on you. I am only making this offer once big brother, but I am
properfaggot: I’d always hoped that he’d come over to talk to me, the whole reason I played on those courts (which were twenty minutes out of my way) was because he was there. Then one day it finally happened. I heard his smooth voice say “what’s
partysexdoesntcount: I heard she was quite a party girl before we got married. But I had never realized to what extent - we had such a short engagement, and I was so smitten and in love, so I never really got to know her friends that well. At least befor
viewfrombelowher: Wow. What a body. “I have heard of guys who wake-and-bake, but you’re more of a wake-and-goon kind of guy. That’s your addiction.” Nice pussy
beach-flow: Hi guys, I know this isn’t the usual type of thing I blog about but I think you all should know about this. Joseph Kony. you probably haven’t heard of him, and thats the problem not enough people know about what he is doing. In uganda,
Daddy slid a third finger inside her and heard her cry out in pleasure. “That’s exactly what you want Babygirl, you want to explode. Just let go, let it happen.” He sawed his fingers in faster and harder as he locked his lips on hers. He could
dwsex-blog: 2small4her: What do you mean? If I heard you correctly she didn’t tell you that she surrendered her ass to him, too? Well, I guess she has become a black cock whore. Sorry, Dude, it happens, K
saints59: You know why were having Incest together don’t You Baby! .. You heard what Your Father said about not wanting anymore children! .. Well I WANT more children! .. That’s why Mothers Fucking You Son! .. Mothers Fertile, and primed for Breeding!
tricias-captions: “Get those hands up on the glass, Aunt Marie,” my niece told me. I immediately felt my traitorous cunt dampen as I heard the tone in her voice. I knew what was coming. “I’m gonna paddle that fat ass of yours, Aunt
thepyemancometh: I got home early one afternoon and as I went upstairs I heard the soft moans - don’t get me wrong I kind of had an idea of what was going on as I quietly crept up to her open door… it is not that I wished to break her privacy or
papadane: I know you’ve heard your momma scream when I screw her - it’s natural that you’re curious about what my cock is doing to her…apparently you’re as much of a slut as she is…
I think Adrien and Jack Frost/Beast Boy is just about the twinkiest thing I’ve ever heard of. Not that I wouldn’t enjoy it. Who knows, not generally a fan of mixing up different series, even if it’s just porn. But can’t say for sure what’ll
nakedwife: http://nakedwife.tumblr.com GET YOUR DICK OUT AND CUM FOR ME: Every time I think I’ve heard everything I get another session that open my eyes on your lovely juicy kinks and what reaaallly turns you on behind closed doors! ☎ There have
mansfantasy313: blazingblue98: phillyprints: baldlover33: rawnastyfreak: theislandd: 1flawlessnigga: bigd12x9-bigd12x9in: If I never heard this…..this what’s the point!!!!!! This nicca leaking like a pussy Daym son that pussy tho Damn
Not everyone can say how they feel or what they think through words alone. Thats why we need The Arts. To be heard.
hotandhornedup: I heard someone walk into the garage as I was busy working under my sister’s car. Next thing I know I have this amazing ass crouched down beside me, and clearly whoever it was saw what an effect that was having on me as I felt my pants
wannabepreggo: All us girls in the sorority house heard the president fucking her boyfriend, like we did almost every night. What we didn’t expect was when she threw her door open wide and we saw him there, naked and tied to her bed. She told us that
So what’s the plan here? Looking to “slum it” with the nerd girl, after dating all the cheerleaders? Is it some kind of practical joke or something? Or maybe you’ve heard some … rumors, or something?There’s some truth to that. Non-mainstream
You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla, I’m in control of your cock. Yeah, she probably just meant that I need to make sure you don’t hook up with any of my friends, but I took it literally. You want me to get you in trouble
When my fiancee told me that she got a job teaching a senior high school class, I was pretty worried. The students in those classes are 18, so the boys can be demanding with female teachers.I was so relieved when I heard what class she’d be teaching:
Bubble Butt practicing his pole dancing in a bright cyan thong. I heard you actually need skimpy clothing when pole dancing because the friction between the skin and pole is what holds dancers up when they grip it with their legs like that.
cavanash: ….Perfection. “What will I do with my erection now?” God, how many times have I heard a variation of that…
cutcocklover: “Dad, did it hurt when they cut my foreskin off?” “It sure did son, I heard your screams all the way from the smoker’s lounge at the hospital. Well, I think that was you” “What do you mean?” “They line up a dozen or more
lattynskit:Pieces I did for BronyCon Badges for last year’s BronyCon. Heard one of the staff members there was a horrible piece of shit that harassed Weldbead a lot. What a horrible toxic fuck. Good riddance to them completely, frankly. Anyway. Azure
beamattack: Did you see those monsters? Have you ever seen such aberrations? Ever even heard of such things? You and I both know, creatures like that don’t exist! Happy 20th birthday Silent Hill! I finally beat this game not so long ago. What a fantastic
This is one of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard, and it’s germane to anyone reading this Tumblr for reasons that ought to quickly become obvious.It is NOT what you think based on the first few bars.
incorrect48quotes:Dasu *narrator voice*: I heard a rumor that Momo did porn, so I started an investigation.Dasu: *knocks on the door*Momo: Hey, Dasu, what’s up?Dasu: Are you a pornstar?
klausdiemaus: zoewashburne: #I love how Isaac rolls up like #I heard none of this conversation #I have no idea what you’re talking about #but I am still 100% confident that Scott is indeed the hot girl (via polytropic-liar)
dat-soldier: dioburandou: 1mbps: dioburandou: greatjaggi: Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people What the fuck OP gave me ten seconds heard y’all talking
alexandraelle:theundeadleone:youngnubian: onlyblackgirl: bitteroreo: flippinasshole: ohnoshesarejecter: fuckyeavanity: msdeonb: shitloadofdreams: I heard no lies. He laid that out. Every ounce of it truth. i need to watch this! what is this
jeanjauthor: ao3commentoftheday: You’ve heard of lemons and the Citrus Scale? Well, what about KINKTOMATO? KINKTOMATO is an important concept in fandom. It’s a humourous re-spelling of YKINMKATO - Your Kink Is Not My Kink (And That’s OK). This
sopranomonroe: sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
byunghunny: I heard about you through a friend I can’t control my expressions, what do I do? I used to say I’d be fine without you Where is the “Byunghunny-hunny“ that you used to say? Does she have a boyfriend? Does she still live there?
hyunsuks: MC: I heard Lee Jongsuk bites a lot, right? Yuri: He did it when we first met. […] Upon first meeting you would be taken aback by something like that but it was just him showing affection. I wondered what planet he came from after he bit
coeurls: have you ever heard a heroin addict describe what it’s like to abstain from it and how hard they have to work on doing without? that’s pretty much the feeling I get when I have to stop myself correcting someone’s spelling or grammar
rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she
secretlydicks:“Jelly to oil, flame tests to ashes …”That specific dong is actually holding together just fine and isn’t stinky (and I’ve had it for 6 or 7 years), but I’ve no idea what it’s made of and have heard enough horror stories
critical-quit: fattyatomicmutant: bogleech: Just when I think I’ve already heard all the ugliest nastiest fucking anti-choice arguments another ghoul like this surprises me. I’m livid at this what the everloving chryslerfuck? That still doesn’t
thestuffedalligator:I’m not sure what I was expecting when I heard that the guys who made DHMIS were going to be directing an episode of Amazing World of Gumball, but it was definitely something exactly like this.
thyrell:thyrell:just heard the most beautiful sentence at work“a ‘hogwart house’? what the hell is that?”
broadwaytheanimatedseries: chancethereaper: Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard? DONT SHOW ME ANY OTHER VERSION OF THIS MEME CUZ NOTHING WILL EVER
babygothboy: dramaticbackstory: bob-belcher: Best thing I’ve heard all day “Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do. Fuck her new album give us goth ari We gotta give Ari credit where it’s due. She nailed that shit
hephs-thighs: chancethereaper: bisexual-nightwing: chancethereaper: chancethereaper: Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard? the number of people
abrakabadarka: Me: - What a lovely view from these hills! 😮Cassie: - Hey! I’ve heard that! 😑 My eyes are here. 😤 Oh girl! 😫 I said ‘hills’, not ‘twins’, 🙄 but now, as you mentioned… 🤤
the-wolf-and-the-fox: “How are you so beautiful?” “What?” “I said: how are you so beautiful?” “I heard you, I just don’t understand the question.” “Do you understand it now that I’ve said it again?” “No…not really.
wetcavediver: Uncle John, I told you not to cum in me. Don’t you ever listen?Oh I heard you Rene. The problem is it just makes me want to seed you that much more. I mean, it’s not the first time I’ve knocked you up, so what’s the big deal?
kdentxx16: My sister was so sad when she heard that Hugh Hefner died. I did what I could to cheer her up.
daisydayna: Most people have heard of Koko, the gorilla who could speak about 1000 words in Sign Language, and understand about 2000 in English. What most people don’t know, however, is that Koko was an avid Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood fan. When
She was sitting down, waiting for him. She heard him then felt him put his hand on her neck. She knew what that meant and turned her head and his cock was already out of his pants waiting for her mouth. She grasped his other hand with hers and used her
bigmammallama5: galesofnovember: “What happened?” I said to the perky Lush employee when I saw the almost entirely empty shelf that should contain bath bombs “Have you heard of tumblr?” she said in response. Apparently the
bonerfart:i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
subgirlygirl: “No, no… I mean I heard you the first time, and I understand the words and what they mean. I was just LOL'ing because that’s not how it works.” - me
cukold: You never heard her SCREAM this way before..And you WONDER as you get ever more horny, what are all the thoughts that GOT you here, now, to this place.
xenophilesanonymous: YEAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I’M GIVING AWAY DRAGON DONGERS. FOR FREE. IF THAT DOESN’T EXCITE YOU THEN I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, YO. IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, CHANCES ARE YOU PROBABLY FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO FUCKS DRAGONS.
differed: my parents were in their bedroom and i heard them both hysterically laughing so i went to go see what was so funny and they were both sitting cross legged at the edge of the bed watching the office laughing and if that isnt me and my husband
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