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When he had heard that his girlfriend was working a second job, this was not what he had in mind. …Well that explains why her boobs seemed to be getting bigger everyday.
“Well I was thinking that I could pay you for gas in a different way this time, big brother. I could give you something that I’m very, very good at. You’ve heard the rumors, haven’t you? What do you think?”
wettingcaptions: Look she’s still sleeping, she must have been wasted last night. I bet, look at what she’s wearing. Is that a diaper? No way! Yeah, I heard last time she went out drinking she got so drunk that she wet the bed. So now her mom puts
bigcockworshipclub: “I heard about your wife, man. That’s a real bummer. I can’t believe she was cheating on you. And that guy…I mean he didn’t have a job, he just hangs out at bars all day and he’s kind of a dick. I have no idea what
“Honey, I’ve heard a rumour about your boss, that he has a penchant for women wearing stockings and that he enjoys fucking his employees’ wives. Well, what would you do if he wanted to fuck me tonight?”
Since the day your dad has gone for Pakistan, your mom has been very busy. That’s at least all what she said to you when some black guys went to your house, and that she locked herself with them in her bedroom for hours. You always heard her laughing
johanirae:ohmygil:twistedsickminded:wherespauldoe:I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCHWANT.I heard you were talkin’ shit What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall
privatefamilytime: lingerie-passion: Lingerie I heard my sister come down the stairs and turned to look at her. I froze in surprise. She smiled at me slightly. “Like what you see, little brother?” I nodded dumbly. “That’s good. That’ll
You know I have no ability to demonstrate self-control with you. So what happened that day in my office should not have been a surprise to either of us. Teasing me with that perfect ass. I’m certain we could be heard beyond the walls and the
p90xfan:hotguysandvids: kyokemokyo: ranman277: wdsport: Damn, how many squirts was that? That’s one intense orgasm! What a pump! Hot lad :P 11? I want to learn how to cum like this! I’ve heard it’s breath and contractions
Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.”
I have never heard a sound that all on its own said “Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes, that is exactly what I fucking wanted and it feels so good” like the one she made as she used her muscles to push herself open and the head of my cock forced its way
twentysomethinghussy: Hi! I’ve heard that I have a tiny ass… Is that good or bad? haha could you tell me what you think? Your butt is lovely, you have nothing to worry about.
katrinacdprincess: TS Playground - Camille Andrade Camille Andrade? Andrade? Kind of like android? If that cock isn’t proof that this babe was cooked up in an awesome perverts basement, I don’t know what is. You heard it here first people.
your-favorite-slut: twistedthoughtsofmine: She heard from her friends what happened to those girls who got on that van…But It didn’t stop her to accept his offer to ride her home with his van…Just to prove him that she wasn’t like the other
tessmunster: Does it bother you that a fat body like mine exists in the world? That this body makes me money, brings my partner (& myself) joy & for some of you, is your “worst case scenario”? Heaven forbid. Fuck what you’ve heard about
My girlfriend was complaining about how I don’t eat her pussy enough. As a man, I couldn’t just let her lie like that, what if someone heard. So I licked that pussy clean. She doesn’t complain anymore
bucknakedrogers: Seriously, I heard that you were…well, you know, into guys and it kind of turns me on. If you promise not to tell anyone I’ll let you…uh, you know what I mean. Don’t make me say it. No, I’ve never done this before. That’s
mymindisawarrior-blog: “When we heard that song with the vocals, we were like, ‘that’s the one.’” -Louis Tomlinson on What Makes You Beautiful
teamshy: Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.”
Enforced chastity is no problem. Crossdressing? Done that a million times.Small penis humiliation? OK, if that gets you off.But you want me to do what??HAHA!I’ve been doing the femdom thing for a while.I thought I’ve heard of everything.Loser.
relatablepicturesofpearl: So as you may have already heard the 4chan raid has started. ((I am not entirely sure if this is exactly what’s happening but I have been seeing posts that say that it is in fact the 4chan raid. I am also going off of previous
dollbreaker: Cute Date IdeaWhy are you crying, sweetie? I what? Of course I didn’t hit you, baby. I love you. No, sweetheart, it was a bad dream, that’s all. You were sleepwalking and tripped. That’s why you’re on the living room floor. I heard
sizequeenconfessions: You think it’s big enough?————————————————-What do you think, stud? You heard how loud I was screaming last night while you impaled me on that GIANT thing!!!! Christ, I haven’t cum that hard,
oracularowl: I made this because some of the stereotypes that I have heard about my sexuality lately have been disgusting. I made this to remind you to not let stereotypes control you. Don’t let anyone tell you that what you are is just a phase, or
unclefather: Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about
hustleinatrap:exactly
Well young man, now that you have checked out my nipples and my jewelry, which interested you more?If I heard you correctly over your stammering, my jewelry you say.So you insult my nipples. 30 lashes.What’s that? You were embarrassed to be caught staring
dynastylnoire: walkingwithmoonwolves: I’ve already heard it all from taking these pictures. That it looks unflattering. That my body doesn’t belong in something like this. Well who are you to decide what I should and should not wear. My body looks
newdomo: phillyprints: baldlover33: rawnastyfreak: theislandd: 1flawlessnigga: bigd12x9-bigd12x9in: If I never heard this…..this what’s the point!!!!!! This nicca leaking like a pussy Daym son that pussy tho Damn that pussy is wet af
slewdbtumblng: exitgift: “Making Pearl attractive is hard” - one of the biggest loads of bullshit I’ve ever heard WHAT asshole say that!? WHO!!!??? Anyone who talks shit about my Nerd bird is automatically my enemy! who ever said that
questionablyhonoredyoungone: So I heard that Google had a treasure map feature for April fools day, so I decided to try it out Let’s go to Korea This is Korea yes Let’s go a little closer. Let’s zoom in more on Seoul! wait what’s that
10000bears: It’s like DONG (DONG) I put it in the hoop Like DING (DING) I heard the crowd Screaming out Wow! (Wow!) I swear that I’m telling you Who Where? Cuz that’s HOT a What Baabhabhiat
isle-of-forgotten-dreams:>>I had to look it up, never heard of that before, til now…and now I know what that means~X3 D’aww, hehe~
gudgud25: tornadojay: phillyprints: baldlover33: rawnastyfreak: theislandd: 1flawlessnigga: bigd12x9-bigd12x9in: If I never heard this…..this what’s the point!!!!!! This nicca leaking like a pussy Daym son that pussy tho Damn that pussy
I was passing by the wolf exhibit at the zoo and heard a mom telling her daughter, “Look, honey, that one looks like Derek from that TV show.” I don’t even watch the show and I knew exactly what she was talking about.
bdsmaus: I need to check properly……I don’t think that last butt plug with the shaggy doggy tail stretched your anus properly…..what do you think? Was that a “yes” I just heard?……puppies don’t speak……now you will need to be punished.
martianaviator: missmassacre: “What’s the first Mountain Goats song that emotionally devastated you” would be an incredible poll That’s just a poll of the first Mountain Goats song you’ve ever heard
oh-so-pleasant: Hobby: announcing to the room that I heard a Wilhelm scream in the movie we’re watching. Hobby #2: explaining to the room what a Wilhelm scream is. Hobby #3: accepting that no one cares about popular stock noises in cinematic history.
thestirge: So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t
okashido: sinspider: firekeepersoul: miles-does-exist: kotegawa-yui: Nichijou 02 what ANIME IS THIS nichijou aka what happens when slice of life meets obscene animation budget thats the most accurate description ive ever heard.
I heard another funny joke. An ant and a spider cross each other’s paths. ‘what a horrible fate,’ thinks the ant, ‘born with two extra limbs and all that disgusting hair’‘what a horrible fate,’ thinks the spider, ‘born with only six limbs,
I heard my cat meowing outside, so I went to go check on what she had caught and it was a little chipmunk :( So naturally, being the horrible person that I am, I grabbed my phone to take a picture because I have to brag about what my baby cat caught.
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing
slut-solutions: “She’s out,” I heard him say. My eyes were closed but I wasn’t really out. I knew exactly what he had done and what he was about to do. I had been asleep on the couch at his house. We had been to a party that night and he had
soonersilver: “Uhhhh… you heard what I said about pulling out, didn’t you? Somehow I don’t think my pussy filled with your cum is what I’d call ‘being careful’. Well… I sure hope that you’re ready to become a dutiful Daddy, then!”
qushqween: averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything????
gad-johnwalker: John walker +food - A moodboard feat. Ron Swanson“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait… wait. I worry that what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you
manly-brutes: drakestories: DAILY REBLOG drakestories: - What about that one over there? - Which one? The tall guy? - No, his sidekick. Tight fucking bod. With an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. - Wow this is weird. - What? I’ve heard you
The Prince’s Capture: Part 7After gaining some of his focus back, Bowser started questioning what had happened, where was he, why was he tied up, and what was that strange taste in his mouth. *knock knock* He heard on the side of the wall, and looked
tortureanddenial: Hey roomie! I know we agreed to knock but I heard you wanking and moaning in here and I thought what the heck. Yes, this is your private room and you can do in here what you want, but from now on that excludes stroking your dick. You’ve
thegildedlilly: What she didn’t say was that what changed her mind was she heard his cock was huge.
