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mjstreetwalkerbaby: moonwalkingmichael: when i first heard 2000 watts I was like ‘omg this is a good song’ but then I learned it was about sex so then i just…. I’ll be honest, I HATED that song. I was like “Michael what the fuck were you
bonerfart:i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
differed: my parents were in their bedroom and i heard them both hysterically laughing so i went to go see what was so funny and they were both sitting cross legged at the edge of the bed watching the office laughing and if that isnt me and my husband
chancethereaper: chancethereaper: Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard? the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing
my favorite part of today was knocking a big ass girl down and then screaming “what about that, huh!” in her face and then feeling immediate regret since every single parent on the field heard me but not enough regret for knocking her ass
niggasandcomputers: hunydip: heard its dippin dots between ya thighs im tryna see what that be like Cause I’m diabetic n my suga low
ivashkoff: slickos: Sunrise When the word majestic is heard you think most of the royalties and honourables. But when I hear majestic I think only of what is considered supreme. Considered above the other. Above that of the norm, the standard. I think
waitingtoseethelight: benjaminbadpennywho: thestirge: So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student
i-cant-believe-its-no-homo: princeowl: teabrittle: princeowl: why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that
mansfantasy313: blazingblue98: phillyprints: baldlover33: rawnastyfreak: theislandd: 1flawlessnigga: bigd12x9-bigd12x9in: If I never heard this…..this what’s the point!!!!!! This nicca leaking like a pussy Daym son that pussy tho Damn
mynightwing: I thought that I was going to have the whole house to myself for the next few weeks. I walked out of the bedroom naked, but started to get turned on while thinking about what to have for breakfast. I started to grind the table, when I heard
mynightwing: I was just about to fall asleep, when I heard something coming from the living room. I slowly went to see what it was, but it turned out that it was my brother, jacking off and watching porn. I started to get turned on by the sight of
originality-isnt-dead: myconstantsketch: britneysbaldhead: me when I hear gossip about someone I don’t like What did I just watch…. Someone that just heard gossip about a person they don’t like
princeowl: teabrittle: princeowl: why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much
delectabledeviants: It was with a mixture of nervousness and anticipation that she looked forward to her punishment, but what ate away at her was the sheer disappointment in Sir’s voice. It was something she’s never heard before and, as wet as she
toxxsick69: Yes kitten, I heard you, you told daddy no. But that was a few minutes ago. Daddy can’t quite make out what your saying right now though…….
chubbyamethyst: So here’s what I got out of this episode: Vidalia is inspired by Amethyst and I s2g I don’t think Amethyst has ever heard that in her lifeVidalia was totally ready to shoot anyone who would harm her children or her paintingsOnion
I was just in our backyard because I heard a noise coming from back there & once I made my way to the side of the house I stepped on a bunch of dried up leaves. I stopped because they made a really loud crackling sound. What creeped me out was that
bookgf: neveradrymoment: What’s that saying? “Home is where the heart is” It’s only been three days, but I miss you likes its been week. And though I’ve heard your voice everyday for brief moments during your time away….I NEED
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
earthtochyann: sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
I’m sure you have all now heard about the mosque shootings here in Christchurch.We as a nation are shocked and angry and hurt that such a thing could happen here. I can only imagine what the victims are going through. All we can do is be there for
laurelgienah: I’m sure you have all now heard about the mosque shootings here in Christchurch.We as a nation are shocked and angry and hurt that such a thing could happen here. I can only imagine what the victims are going through. All we can do is
rainbow-flyer replied to your photoset “A Blooming Onion Milf One day I’ll finish that comic”Gettin’ a pretty good idea of what she’s done in those shoes.We gotta keep searching though. Pretty sure she made some tapes.I heard there’s
sokumotanaka replied to your post “Neat Star Ocean: The Last Hope is on Steam now. Time to blast through…” Really? I heard the opposite, people have been praising the recent star ocean from what I seen. That’s
xxxamorexxx-deactivated20221208:Did you know that it is Random Acts of Kindness Day today? What have you done, witnessed or heard today? I’d love to know, pretty please 💗🍒 - A xx
seabassapologist:its-probably-all-elves:thesealfriend:son-of-drogo:sadhoc:jethroq:What in the unholy fuck is that???Lasandwichamericans don’t fucking excuse yourselvesI’ve been on this earth for 28 slutty, slutty years and I’ve never ever heard
biggestboobguns: “Your cock needs to be at least this thick to please me. From what I’ve heard, though, that shouldn’t be a problem for you…”
aloneveganreed: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Of course.
woodmeat: tiffersthephotog: best convo I’ve heard in yrs in the Chinese shop: kid: why u in the costume? soldier: I’m in the army.. can u read that? *points to shirt* K: no, whats it say? S: ‘US Army’ K: ohh, so u keep us safe? U keep me safe?
rwbyreactiongifs: HALP I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW OMFG. YOU SEE THIS LITTLE SHIT? DO YOU SEE WHAT SHES HOLDING?! THAT IS A GODDAMN SNIPER SCYTHE. YEAH YOU HEARD ME. A SNIPER. SCYTHE. I really, REALLY recommend you guys watch RWBY
jen-iii: rwbyreactiongifs: HALP I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW OMFG. YOU SEE THIS LITTLE SHIT? DO YOU SEE WHAT SHES HOLDING?! THAT IS A GODDAMN SNIPER SCYTHE. YEAH YOU HEARD ME. A SNIPER. SCYTHE. I really, REALLY recommend you guys watch RWBY
stephynow: We forget how human we are. We lose sight of what we do and who we are. Sometimes we want love and connection so badly, we shout or stomp our feet. Begging to be heard or pronouncing that we are right. Choosing the path of love doesn’t boast
Anon: So here is my question for you. Since you’ve worked on some of the most recent panels of Homestuck do you know what age the beta kids are currently? I heard that the comic correlates with irl years, making them 19 but others say they are still
bedtimeforbadgirls: Well this is what you wanted to see isn’t it. Does it match those pussies I hear you wank yourself to? Bet you thought your sister didn’t know about that, but I heard you and saw through the crack of the door. It was so sexy when
swampfred: romy7: Game? What game? Saw that ↑↑↑ Heard this
bisexual-nightwing: chancethereaper: chancethereaper: Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard? the number of people making comments on this post about
zippo077: Mickie thought she heard a noise downstairs…probably nothing, she thought to herself, but decided to check anyway. She got the shock of her life when she came face to face with a masked intruder. What was even more surprising, was that the
416porn: We were watching TV when we heard a commotion outside and then a car door slam… It seemed what had happened was that after an argument a guy kicked his girlfriend out of his car right in front of my house… Bad luck for the boyfriend… My
brokenblessedbabygirl: Silence It seems a lot of men don’t, or maybe can’t, appreciate what it’s like when a Dominant silences a woman’s brain. We’ve all heard the “thousands of browser windows open” analysis. That obviously isn’t cutting
morganoperandi: From now on, whenever anybody asks me “How could you not have seen that?!“ or "What do you mean you’ve never heard of insert thing here?!”, I’m just going to show them this image. [Source: El Goonish Shive by danshive]
ratwhiskers: And here’s what I can do with a full hour. Maybe an hour ten. Y’all thought I was lyin’ about AJ and the bow huh? Kinda did lie a little. She’s got three bows instead of one. That’s cute! I have heard people talk about a
graloveable: goodgrlgonebad: Seems appropriate given the latest news of tumblr!! I’ve heard of a couple different places to go… apparently http://pillowfort.io is goin to be the new tumblr, thank you @what-i-like-and-want for pointing me in that
modernfemdom: Worker, I heard you commented that my blouse was innapropriate? Inappropriate for what?
quatorz replied to your post: BACON PANCAKES MAKIN’ BACON PANCAKES not really… Yes! Have you seen the He-Man ‘What’s going on?’ song? I need that, Bacon Pancakes, and Afro Circus on a loop. oh man I HAVE HEARD IT ITS THE GREATEST THING
bogleech: sixthrock: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ that thing literally just said NOM NOM NOM
really, what makes you say that. i’d love to hear your opinion i use it loosely because i know their relationship is not strictly the same as the play, but some elements are there. i also mainly reference them to it bc i heard it used in the rwby
1.) oh yes i just heard about that earlier. haha what do u mean im sweating2.) hello! ^o^ ♥3.) let me guess, tekken? heh
rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she
nickcarragay: I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it it’s nibling that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life
thedatingfeminist: manslator: I heard she was the type of girl who would fuck just about anyone…but OBVIOUSLY that’s not true anymore. Like I asked her out the other day and she said no Manslation: Egads! Women make choices? Women have standards? What
bdsm-wisdom: brokenblessedbabygirl: Silence It seems a lot of men don’t, or maybe can’t, appreciate what it’s like when a Dominant silences a woman’s brain. We’ve all heard the “thousands of browser windows open” analysis. That obviously
chancethereaper: Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
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