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felkina: The sound of his flies could be heard from the young goddess as she looked on at his bulging length sprinting forth from its confines “! What the hell are you doing?!? Put that thing away its gross looking!” She bellowed out as she slowly
felkina: “Daddy! Your being to rough with me! What if mummy heard us… I can’t keep my moans down when you ram my tiny pussy so hard with your big fat dick.. Daddy feels so good! My tight pussy is the only thing that can satisfy you isn’t it?
lhommewalk: i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
tiffersthephotog: best convo I’ve heard in yrs in the Chinese shop: kid: why u in the costume? soldier: I’m in the army.. can u read that? *points to shirt* K: no, whats it say? S: ‘US Army’ K: ohh, so u keep us safe? U keep me safe? S: I do
bigcockbrad: sizequeenconfessions: You think it’s big enough? ————————————————- What do you think, stud? You heard how loud I was screaming last night while you impaled me on that GIANT thing!!!! Christ, I haven’t
naughtyjulia3:“This slutty pussy belongs to me now, doesn’t it?”Oh gawd. I heard and recognized that voice as soon as I got home. My rival from work. Stacy. What the fuck was she doing in my house?“Yes, Miss Stacy. Yours!”Followed by the weak
nickcarragay: I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it it’s nibling that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life why not niblet?
bitteroreo:flippinasshole: ohnoshesarejecter: fuckyeavanity: msdeonb: shitloadofdreams: I heard no lies. He laid that out. Every ounce of it truth. i need to watch this! what is this from? he just melted their faces with truth Can I get an amen
myl0vef0rpics: Terrible smh. Its so sad to have heard what happened to her THEY NEED TO LOCK UP THE MOTHER FUCKER THAT DID THIS TO HER AND FUCK HIM UP!
armellin: You don’t know what eternity is if you haven’t heard Liza Gerrard singing. You’ve never feel anything more powerful than her voice. I’ve been to their concert and I will never ever forget THAT.
ohbemine: Happiness is something I never thought I’d feel again, but now I knowIt’s you that I’ve been looking forAnd day by day more and moreI know what you think, you’ve heard it beforeDon’t tell me I knowBut this feeling inside my heart,You
aloneveganreed: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Of course.
ultrafacts:Joe Munch received from Judge Frater what was probably the lightest sentence ever given a prisoner, that of one minute in the county jail. Those who heard the decision were inclined to take it as a joke of the judge’s, until Munch was hustled
bonerfart: i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
waitingforsth: ‘That man in the corner. Who is he?’ ‘He’s one of them Rangers. They’re dangerous folk they are, wandering the wilds. What his right name is, I’ve never heard, but 'round here he’s known as Strider.’
klausdiemaus: zoewashburne: #I love how Isaac rolls up like #I heard none of this conversation #I have no idea what you’re talking about #but I am still 100% confident that Scott is indeed the hot girl (via polytropic-liar)
bigmammallama5: galesofnovember: “What happened?” I said to the perky Lush employee when I saw the almost entirely empty shelf that should contain bath bombs “Have you heard of tumblr?” she said in response. Apparently the
hephs-thighs: chancethereaper: bisexual-nightwing: chancethereaper: chancethereaper: Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard? the number of people
eroscott: “Oh Brad! Brad!” Janet gasped as she masturbated.“What’s that, Mom? Are you calling me?” Brad responded from the foot of the stairs.Oh shit! Janet thought. She hadn’t heard her son come home.
caliphorniaqueen: tiffersthephotog: best convo I’ve heard in yrs in the Chinese shop: kid: why u in the costume? soldier: I’m in the army.. can u read that? *points to shirt* K: no, whats it say? S: ‘US Army’ K: ohh, so u keep us safe? U keep
sensitivewhiteboy: apparently when my dad was a little kid he heard someone call someone else a homo so he went up to his friend and asked him “hey do you know what a homo is?” and his friend said “my parents just said that it’s when two guys
htgawmsource: What was it like when you heard your name and you made your way up to that stage, inside?
rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she
luminouscunt: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-TDo you know what that means?Can’t see me, D-O-R-KI’m P-A-I-DYou heard about me, I’m saying
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
elliexer: Dedicated to Leelah Alcorn, who i heard wanted longer hair. If you reblog this, please add reputable links for charities that you can donate to involving Transgender rights, because it’s what Leelah wants and I don’t personally feel like
houseofwolvesv2: “What everyone knows is that Ser Alliser is a knight from a noble line, and trueborn, while I’m the bastard who killed Qhorin Halfhand and bedded with a spearwife. The warg, I’ve heard them call me. How can I be a warg without
Skye was visiting her friend Shanice. She’d heard so much about Mr. Crude that she wanted to meet him and invited him over for coffee.“Coffee?” he asked. “Are you using the same code as Shanice?”“What do you mean?” asked Skye.He laughed
“Yippee-ki-yay, cowboy!” said Niece as she leaned back on the table.“I’ll say!” replied Mr. Crude. “Nice looking shit-kickers you’re wearing.”Niece laughed and said, “Haven’t heard them called that in a while. What else you got for
Blake, new to Mr. Crude’s neighborhood, invited him for coffee. When he arrived, she told him she’d heard quite a bit about him from some of the other women on the street and wondered how much of it was true.“That depends on what they
theyoungpost: This is who we are and this is what we do best. Its time that the demands and struggles of our generation be heard! Follow us,check us out at www.theyoungpost.com, and give us a like here! (https://www.facebook.com/TheYoungPost?fref=ts)
averagefairy:i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that
capslockapocalypse: myrandaroyces: nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline
sixpenceee: RABIES IN A HUMAN You’ve probably heard the word “rabies” around but what exactly is it? it’s a virus that causes inflammation of the brain in humans and warm-blooded animals The first symptoms include feeling general discomfort,
dwsex-blog: 2small4her: What do you mean? If I heard you correctly she didn’t tell you that she surrendered her ass to him, too? Well, I guess she has become a black cock whore. Sorry, Dude, it happens, K
theyoungpost: This is who we are and this is what we do best. Its time that the demands and struggles of our generation be heard!Follow us,check us out at www.theyoungpost.com, and give us a like here! (https://www.facebook.com/TheYoungPost?fref=ts)
a-miss-inside:“Is that what’s in this Witch’s Brew? A truth potion?”“Sort of. It’s alcohol. You should have heard the things you wanted me to do the last time you got hammered…”
manphonie: sexydc: magikstick-mike: phillyprints: baldlover33: rawnastyfreak: theislandd: 1flawlessnigga: bigd12x9-bigd12x9in: If I never heard this…..this what’s the point!!!!!! This nicca leaking like a pussy Daym son that pussy tho
kingofthelightskins: twerks4loanpayments: ohnoshesarejecter: fuckyeavanity: msdeonb: shitloadofdreams: I heard no lies. He laid that out. Every ounce of it truth. i need to watch this! what is this from? he just melted their faces with truth
gayestdisneyprincess: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Is this real
cornered-nun: tennants-hair: nickcarragay: I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it it’s nibling that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life so if Hannibal eats his
averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that
earthtochyann: sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
sunsouled: jackndean: so i was outside my house when i heard someone yell “GET OFF MY LAWN LAURA YOU PIECE OF SHIT” and i was thinking “oh man what did laura do” and then i looked down the road and turns out the lady was yelling at a deer that
I had returned from my business trip a day early when I heard my wife come in the door followed by man I’d never met…..what I watched after that was an incredible turn on!!
sopranomonroe: sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
qimmahrawr: “Oh so I heard you don’t like my booty chin? 🤔😏 what’s up with that ? ”
meladoodle: My 2 year old niece was crying after waking up from a sleep on the way home from this ceramic painting place. I was trying to cheer her up like “I heard you did some painting today elsha! That’s exciting! What did you paint?” And she
mr-hippietardis: thatsthat24: Got My Focus 👀 September: “H-h-h-Hey! Long time no see.” Thomas: “Oh hey. What’s up?” September: “Yeah, I heard August left. So sorry about that, man, but, uh, I’m here if… October: *interrupts from
little-lady-lacy: I was gonna post a thoughtful quote that I’ve heard recently, but then I got a look at myself, and realized I Am the thoughtful quote. Listen to my body language. What am I saying?
“Well, I thought he (Walt Disney) hired me because I was such a great singer and dancer. As it turns out, he had heard me in an interview talking about what was happening to family entertainment. I was decrying the fact that it seemed like no holds
