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atheriss: atheriss:ART GIVEAWAYi mean to do this when i got 800 but i guess i forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so heres one for 900but onto the rules because that’s what you do i guessthree winners (no first,second, third place bull shit because thats lame)each
I hate when people ask me what I got for Christmas (people on Facebook and etc.) and I have to change the subject so they don’t have to know that I don’t have anything for Christmas, I feel even worse that I can’t give people Gifts,
videoangel replied to your post: I lost a follower Phooey, but be glad that you have followers. I only have 3, but I’m happy with what I got. :D :! That’s….rather sad…..YOU NEED FOLLOWERS……BUT…. *lay down and
whitebodybabe:mywifeand:Now you can see what any white slut is ready to do for her black boyfriend.That sweetie not only got her cunt completely shaven but also he made her husband to buy her sexy lingerie that she wears now during interracial sex with
a4f101: “It’s too risky,” Dad kept saying. “I use my phone for work. What if IT found the pics?”I thought that argument was bullshit, myself, and that’s why I got him a cheap burner smartphone for his upcoming birthday. In the meantime, I’d
kinkynina: A little up skirt to get your day going. But wait you say that wasn’t what she was wearing! Imaging that and how we got from there to here is all part of the adventure so stay tuned. Stay Kinky— Nina http://kinkynina.tumblr.com/
transhotwifesissymaker: I got home last night to find Lisa crying in bed. She was very upset that I “blatantly” flirted with “another guy” and then left with him later to have sex. Is she for real? That’s what I asked her and the response
jehovahhthickness: flowerchildbluez: jehovahhthickness: chrihedits: 2006 / 2015 Wtf was my mom talking about? She kept saying that Rih had work done. Girl where???? Nah makeup game got better. That’s what I told her! She don’t wanna listen
werewolfetude: PSA: Some people have sex and that’s okay Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass
Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.”
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
crockercorp: does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not
meladoodle: nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
dragondicks: promoting body positivity for larger girls: doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good
owldude: petscribbler: What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore
senpai-with-benefits: malicewondrland: A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day: I wish
superunknovvn: the musicians and artists that i’ve always enjoyed or respected were the people that were just doing exactly what they wanna do. and if you get the idea they’re thinking about you when they’re writing a song, cause they’re worried
kevinthepro: I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED. Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts. IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
laynethomasstaley: Layne called me one day after he’d given me Facelift and said, “So what do you think about the tape?” (I replied) “I think there’s a sleeper on that album.” - a song that was going to creep up on people. “It’s called
iguanamouth: “what are your plans for the future” *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
nineinchnailsart: It occurred me that it was a year ago this past weekend that I finally had the opportunity to photograph Trent & Co. live at Lollapalooza. What an experience! 5 years in the making as a concert photographer. Worth it! Here’s the
combeferret: bornavillain: thecrimsonalchemist: There are just some sounds that everyone loves: Shoes on gravel Crackling of a fire The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring what was that middle one Crackling of
skoloton: son-neko: skoloton: if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?! clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices
yesings: what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is
thecatantichristishere: rabbitrecycle: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s
baptisms: the fact that people HONESTLY think that women’s colleges opening their doors to trans women would lead to cis men pretending to be trans women in order to get into a women’s college and do god knows what is fucking mind boggling you’ve
maxwelllabs: i love being an artist because i can draw what the fuck i want ya see that? thats squidward dressed up as rei ayanami. i dreamed it and made it happen
amadaun23: “If I didn’t do what I do, I think for the most part I would have very few friends and be a shut-in most of the time. It’s sort of a battle between that person and then the guy that wants to just let it all out in front of 2,000
trebaolofarabia: amanderegg: rawtranquility: A flower for you, my lady. Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.
happy-blood: “I don’t care what they say about me, but Courtney’s been portrayed so wrongly, especially because of Vanity fair and all the other copy-pieces after that. It’s just not fair to a person to have to deal with that, because before
supermoclel: jgarv: supermoclel: a brony called me unattractive that’s right he called me ugly because i have hair on my legs You know what I find unattractive? Narcissism, fishing for compliments, refusing to believe that someone finds
ratgod: midnitedancer: bradmajors: me: you: I think it says something about us that over 12,000 people understand what these images mean. yes believe it or not but SpongeBob SquarePants was/is a very popular show that over 12,000 ppl have seen
ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. “INCOMING!”
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
foodchewer: newzealandprince: foodchewer: its almost midnight you know what that means.. That it’s almost midnight
cophate: dkctf: daisyallday: myutsuu: ‘what flavor lipgloss is that’'pspei’ Girl, have you even tried the Sprtre? how about that cola coca could really go for some grape fnata
lotsalipstick:kreeturefeature:the6thsiren:50 Shades of Attempting to Pass Abuse Off as RomanceIt really upsets me that people will think that this is what a true BDSM relationship is about.my god, reading the quotes are fucking scary!
probablythenextsupreme: princessplatt:awkward-aeries: Meninist Makeup Tutorial Isn’t it ironic that she’s complaining about how people don’t look up what feminism means but she wouldn’t even look up the meninism account, that started all this,
ipomoea-nil:what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely
yungasura: rubyfruitjumble: chipsncookies: mistintrees: randommakings: thatshitaintpunk: THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
angrychickpea: i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY like, it’s okay for a guy to
sixpenceee:spawnofsweeneytodd: sixpenceee: This is what a Venezuelan Poodle Moth looks like. The popular picture that was going around at the time of the discovery was this: That is a felt model of the Bombyx mori also known as the China silkworm
toxic-ponies:kindcactus:“From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that’s it, that’s all I’m interested in.”Almost famous (2000) Cameron crowe this pic is everything
hyroolianwarrior: just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird to think that I don’t even exist in your life, yet you’re reading what I just typed. That is one deep ass shower thought
blackladyjeanvaljean:egbertification: well that didnt work out what the fuck you mean that didn’t work out
officialunitedstates: basicallybeesus:officialunitedstates:FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason.what if you
istillloveparamore: newpvrspective: record label: no, twenty one pilots, you cant leak ur own album tyler & josh: okay but get this,, what if BLURRYFACE leaks it see, the fact that paramore and twenty one pilots are my favorite bands shows that
o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?” “The Black Death was one of the most
steelheartellie: tumblelog-user: because babies don’t have object permanence, that baby believes those balls are being destroyed from existence and created before his very eyes. if you thought that too, you’d likely have a similar reaction lol what
ghostquick: elizabitchtaylor:hellahealy:3treehill:empathydisorder:yoncevevo:FUCKif i feel like i just had a religious experience watching that, holy fuck, i can only imagine what that girl felt like. im honestly sick to my stomach she is amazing So
jugo-de-mango: jugo-de-mango: I got sent to office by a substitute teacher because I have a boys name. This nigga thought I was lying about being Jaylen Kyle. It happened a lot that’s what’s fucked up about it That’s a good name
aslice: misotrashy: “It’s funny, the flipside to that is, once I got into the business, immediately in Chicago—when I met with agents and people taking headshots and all that—they immediately started to categorize me and tell me what I was.
pettyeol: the-bitch-goddess-success: sodhya: This got me dying who paid for this study bruh it’‘s literally seasoning. that’s it. that’s what make food taste good.
servicedoodle: So yesterday whenever someone took out their phone and started taking pictures of me or my friend’s service dogs I took a picture of that person. I made it very obvious that is what I was doing. And most of them got offended. Because
