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fatboydiet: feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am. I can relate.
thisamazingfutzup:brain: what time is your appointment on wednesday? me: 2:30 brain: you sure bout that, buddy? *receives email re day/time of appointment* me: see! 2:30 brain: you sure? me: checks TWELVE MILLION TIMES just to be safe brain: okay but
ukfa: feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am. This is exactly right for me!
fatboydiet: ukfa: feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am. This is exactly right for me! This describes
to-many-cupcakes: lemon-drop-soda: so @to-many-cupcakes was talking about how we should draw ourselves as princessesso that’s what I done didLemon the Lemon Princess of the Lemon KingdomI might post colors after my finals are done tomorrow WHY AM
feedistconfessions: Feederism is really the only thing that turns me on….Private parts just dont do it….and idk it feels odd to say im asexual because bellies are hot. idk what i am.
hexglyphs: and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought
to-hell-with-oblivion: You know what? I am annoying sometimes. And that’s okay. It’s not the death sentence I was led to believe. People will love me even if I can’t read their signals sometimes. Not understanding is forgivable. I don’t have
space-fey:tricksypixie:You know what? I am annoying sometimes. And that’s okay. It’s not the death sentence I was led to believe. People will love me even if I can’t read their signals sometimes. Not understanding is forgivable. I don’t have to
tami-taylors-hair:Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???
ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: Sometimes I forget that I really am pretty weird and my experiences are fairly far afield from “normal.” This girl who I vaguely knew from the coffee shop showed up one day and said she thought
beautflstranger:Maybe that’s what I have been looking for. When storms and rockslides threaten, I am looking for someone who will hold on to me and not let go.~Courtney Milan
londonandrews: Just to clarify, for those that follow me, I am a nude model - I do not do commercial work. I get naked on the internet for a living. Regardless to how you feel about my job …. I LOVE what I do. Nude modeling has been such a creative
style-by-nikki: I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing
I hope that even after two years, you hear my name and cringe because you realize how good I was to you and how bad you fucked up
s-innlich: I’m sorry I was gone so long… I was feeling a bit icky and unphotogenic. Here my attempt at something… whatever it is It’s beautiful that’s what it is. I think this may be my favorite of you so far ma’am. Hopefully this will
humiliation-captions-and-more: I know you are his new wife, but I am his secretary, and if I schedule your assfucking on Tuesday, that’s what is going to happen.My job is to make my boss happy. Your job is to do as I say. Your fake tits and lips aren’t
uk-girlsuncoveredxxx: Slag Julie , she has know Idea what i am gonna do to that sweet ass 👍😜😜🇬🇧
goon4jenna: Am I making you uncomfortable, Daddy? Oh good–that’s what I was hoping for.
your-biggest-mistake-x: Because I know you are a cynic but I think I can convince you, yeah, cause broken people can get better if they really want to, or at least that’s what I have to tell myself if I am hoping to survive.
beesmygod: empress-theonora: beesmygod: beesmygod: where are these new privacy settings tumblr is bragging about am i blind. it takes me to a page with no new privacy settings yeah i was really confused by that too. whats happening…… tumblr has
proudtobeowned: I know exactly what I am. A Personal Pet Whore Owned by a wonderful Owner who treats me like the lady he loves and the Whore he owns. Everyday when he comes home I gladly hand my leash to him to show him that I’m not just any Dumb
swrredhead: I like fucking ass, yes, I love fucking ass. You like that. Go ahead, bite your tongue, better yet, scream out, scream out loud and let your neighbors here what I am doing to you. Yes, you wanted me to play outside, you thought you could
8xenon8: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAPIS !!!!!!have some gay gems cause that is what u wantedand I am here to serveHOPE U LIKE!! I have some more shit I will post later as well >;0 <3 <3 <3
stefaniamodel: Whatever People Say I am, That’s What I’m Not <3 <3 <3
unpretty: unpretty: serious question: is Philippus in the wonder woman movie, like… at all? even a little? okay what i am getting from the responses to this is that Philippus, General of Hippolyta’s armies and probably her girlfriend, is not in the
hypnorekt: Another angle of the Sherry animation but with some spanks and in animated form on the tumblr! :3 Also I am stupid, because apparently this is called a “spitroast” and not a blowbang, please get why I could think that is what this is
whitewifelovesniggers: tripplex123: whiteslavefamilies: Pretend this was YOUR wife of 27 years. She’s a great wife and will make great daughters and they all will follow mummy great ways That’s what am talking about fuck yes bbc
onlyblackgirl: casliyn: Kathy Bates performing ‘That’s What I Like’ by Bruno Mars is the best thing you’ll see all day. Yes ma’am.
mineralists: silversora: “Dave..” “Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture.” “DAVE.” Now THAT is what I call dedication in the field!
thebossjm: flaitecalienteee-blog: Un aporte mas que espectacular wn la cago el wn pa rico medio poto y uffff tremendo picooooo! Idk what the hell all that says but I am sure it is something like he is Fucking hot lol
fordtruck05: obeylust: boisurrendered: This is mostly what I am to Him. And that’s ok with me. Nothing is hotter than a pussyboi who understands this. If you have a delicious little cunt to offer and the right whorish mindset then the reality is
there is a hell teacher nube anime? what is this fuckery? why am I just now becoming aware of this?
mountxxns reblogged your photoset:thicchoe: I am literally crying Now I’m not…Ummm no if that’s what he meant he could have said ‘forgive me for the bit of time while I stumble from switching names…i literally could not pretend
socialjusticeally: juchepresident: >ask gender studies professor what “cissexual” is to her >she tells me i’m on the internet too much >welp.jpg No fucking way! lmfao why am i imagining a gender studies class as some chick taking 2
rottenmeats: communismkills: rottenmeats: Oh wow, there are actually otherkin apologists out there? No, if you go around saying “I am a piece of paper! I identify as a paper!”, you are most likely certifiably schizophrenic. you have no idea what
mrbiggest: WHAT WAS IN THAT DRINK …AND WHY AM I NAKED
discothing: That’s exactly what i am looking for :)
All I want for Christmas this year is to kiss him. I don’t want anything materialistic. None of that. I just want to look in his beautiful eyes and kiss him.
studiofow: bennemonte: AM I NOT MERCIFUL? I made both versions because you fuckers were so damn indecisive. Straight version / Donged version My Patreon Now that’s what we call excellent customer service! Show some love for Draenei girls over at
askshinytheslime: one guy was on my stream. just watching what i am doing so i made a free request for him. Just ponify his male slime(rare thing) (That blog have some nsfw images so u know just warning) owo
emcxnt: netflixandfill: publicrapebait: that-feels-good-mister: Would you suck and fuck random men at a glory hole? What else am I good for? I love the idea of men being able to get their dick sucked and fuck random sluts without even seeing them,
yoursecretsub: yoursecretsub: Because I was bored today. I finished my corset today! I’m very proud of my sewing skills. What do you guys think? -yoursecretsub Reblogging because I’m bored and really do love this corset! I really am in love
I keep wanting to reblog those “imagine your icon” things, because imagining it with Titan Eren is hilarious. Like… imagine if your icon was who you are inside. Yes. That’s exactly what I am. A big sexy titan.
TMI Eremin headcanons ಥ⌣ಥ Eren likes to be restrained and shit, because it’s what he’s into. That’s cool and Armin’s totally okay with slapping him around and putting him in his place (with proper amounts of safe words/motions
sinderish: ok but is no one going to talk about the fact that hanji ran head first into a barred door.
foxtrotsky: What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
you are all the worst god fucking dammit why am I thinking about what they’d all cosplay as fuck
It’s 1 am so I’m going to complain about the lack of Rhodey/Tony fics that exist on the internet.
thecutestscribeoferebor said: aaah, cutie ;A; they’re rambling about the math they did to figure out the appropriate cup size for their breast forms and garcia and morgan take it as a challenge to find a way to distract them to a point that
I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCENE WITH MORGAN AND REID TALKING ABOUT MAEVE AND MORGAN IS LIKE “IF THERE’S SOMEONE NEW IN YOUR LIFE TO TALK TO ABOUT STUFF THAT’S OKAY, JUST LET ME KNOW WHO SHE IS?” and wow what the fuck these characters
ok usually I am total allo garbage and I’m super invested in ships and all that. and I totally have some ships in y*wapeda, but deep down, I just really care about the friendships, specifically the third years and their ~kids~. like. I could
Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was
I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head is doing is that it’s sliding back to how I felt when I was in high school? the whole you’re hideous/nobody likes you/you’re fucking useless. and I’m sure it’s
isobelstevenz: a few of my favourite things ☆ (47/50) female characters: tyra collette what, should i write about my trashy family, about the fact that my sister’s a stripper, or my mom is a high school drop out who drinks boxes of wine like it’s
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aleisol:facelessoldgargoyle:cipheramnesia:exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:champagne-vagabond:youngbloodbuzz:early-svnsets:stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this#what a way to discover you have a priase kink When I got my first tattoo I told