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I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
ballerprinze: I said what you like about me he said that my ass fat😝😝😝😝 Follow me on IG @iam.unfuckwitable
babiboi07: SUBMISSION FROM: @softfemininepussycuntI said “what you like about me?” He said “that yo ass fat”
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
getmewet-xo: I said, “What you like about me?” He said, “That your ass fat”
mymissus: cptcasey: “And that’s it?” Catherine said. “She says just what he wants her to?” “Not always.” “But I will. I’ll say just what you wish and I’ll do what you wish and then you will never want any other girls, will you? I’ll
masterlovehurts: “What… What do you mean you’re never fucking me in the pussy again?” Laura asked.“Now that the Sexual Service Act passed, I can fuck you any way I like and I like fucking your tight ass,” he said.“But… but what about
fishingboatproceeds: I laughed at this picture and Henry (my 5-year-old son) wanted to know what was so funny, and so I told him that in French the umbrella said, “Poop it’s raining.” (I didn’t want to curse.) First he said, “Daddy, poop
liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
kingstories: Guy Next Door 3 Bending over with my ass spread open, I heard Mike moving behind me. I looked back to see him staring at my; “Oh I guess the little boy doesn’t know what to do” I said that’s when he looked up at me and said “I
jordan-reet: I thought I was cute all the time. [He said with a playful chuckle. He could tell she felt him harden under her, her blushing showed that, but she didn’t say or do anything about it which was new but he didn’t mind, obviously.] What
matt-delancy: “Uhm… Sounds important…” he said with a smirk as he put his wallet away. He would still find a way to leave the money for her. Preferentially when she wasn’t paying attention. “So, what is it that you have planned
matt-delancy: “That’s a good thing.” he said with a smile. “So… I really don’t know what you want me to do… Check out the things you’ve packed so far and give you my opinion on them?!” he asked furrowing his eyebrows as he looked
buttshapedpillow: transasamisato: habitualshaker: dagwolf: dagwolf: spicer said this shit during passover. like don’t believe for a second he made an innocent mistake, that he wasn’t aware of what he was saying. like this is explicitly antisemitic
letthemountainsmoveyou: liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you” i asked my four
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley
notlostonanadventure: TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP. Okay, this picture seems like an ordinary dude. Right? That’s what I thought when he hit me up on scruff last week. Said he was still in the closet, but he was interested in me helping him out. Being
pinkpunktrans:psiidmon:trans visibility day. she/her. depression stops me from shaving. told boss about being trans today and he said that he doesn’t care “what i do” outside of work as long as it never goes into the office and he can’t stop
assijohnson: thebeautysupplystore: thebeautysupplystore: yall heard what ted cruz did at the RNC?! so ted cruz let the RNC believe that he was going to endorse trump then when he got on stage he said “vote with your conscience, look at the whole
saturnineaqua: earthshaker1217: buttshapedpillow: transasamisato: habitualshaker: dagwolf: dagwolf: spicer said this shit during passover. like don’t believe for a second he made an innocent mistake, that he wasn’t aware of what he was saying.
ladyloveandjustice: Also yeah, I’ve said it before, but like when people are like “why doesn’t Harry ask for help more, why doesn’t he ask questions” THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT HE LEARNED HE WOULD BE PUNISHED FOR DOING GROWING UP. It was drilled
roonilwazlip: letthemountainsmoveyou: liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
hasana-chan: micthemicrophone: I don’t think you understood what he meant, he said get ripped like jesus Oh my fucking god Omg I love that picture No offence against anyone He’s just like “Fuck yo sins, I’m goin’ home.”
wheatley-blogs: captainchunkychew: I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before). I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG
myeroticbunny: When we first arrived at the resort my husband suggested something that shocked me: what happens here stays here. When I asked him to elaborate he said he wanted us to spice things up while on vacation and he had scheduled a full body
gothhabiba: “Then he said, leaning forward: ‘You’re strange animals, you women intellectuals. Tell me: what’s it like to be a woman?’ I took my rifle from behind my chair and shot him dead. ‘It’s like that,’ I said.” — Joanna Russ,
vizualbeauty: Sarah struck a pose for Mr. Crude.“I see you flippin’ the bird at me, Sarah! That’s not very nice,” he said.Sarah suddenly acted innocent and said, “What? Me? I would never!”“You just did! I ought to give you a spanking before
meelothemanly: eyeslikeacat: roonilwazlip:letthemountainsmoveyou: liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you
sheholdsyoucaptivated: “Then he said, leaning forward: ‘You’re strange animals, you women intellectuals. Tell me: what’s it like to be a woman?’ I took my rifle from behind my chair and shot him dead. ‘It’s like that,’ I said.” —
badasianwife: My fantasy… He was a handsome soldier. I was his nurse. I told him that I respected what he does for his country and asked him if there was anything I could do to thank him. He said no. But I wouldnt take no for an answer. I wanted to
bugeyedfreaks: Whenever people were messaging me saying that someone/the producers said Craig gave the show his blessing, this is exactly what I kept saying. The “blessing” was all hearsay. It was only official once he himself actually said anything…
skater-syndrome: A while back I asked my little cousin Gavin what he would do if he saw 2 guys holding hands, he said “People would think thats weird but i don’t, i like holding hands with cats, i think if you love something you can hold its hand”