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He said that his wife hates anal sex…and that’s why I’m his special girl now….coz I let him do what ever he wants to me
whenavidreams:“She said: What is history? And he said: History is an angel being blown backwards into the future. He said: History is a pile of debris; And the angel wants to go back and fix things; To repair the things that have been broken; But
She said to this Muslim immigrant that men and women were equal. Worst, she said that christians and Muslims were equal.He showed her what He thought of equality with the infidels.
blackdaddydom: Marissa told him he could do whatever he wanted to whoever he wanted as long as he kept dropping an 8-ball a day off at her office. She knew what that meant. She meant what she said. Soon, she’d be a widow with a truly damaged family.
blackmansbride: He was glad she told him it was OK to skip the condom. She’s on birth control. What he didn’t tell her was that the last five girls he dated that said they were on birth control got pregnant anyway. Of those five, he’s still
But, honey, your boss didn’t said he wanted to fuck me just once. That’s not exactly what you both agreed. He wants me to spend this weekend at his house and he also wants you to join us one of these weekends, he said something about starting your
“Pull out your tits,” Mike said, “and pose like you did in Dave’s picture. Open your mouth, like you’re about to suck cock. Yeah… that’s it. Is that what you’re about to do, Ash?”“Isn’t it obvious?” she said.“Well,” he said,
Really? He admitted that he has masturbated thinking of you and me having sex …Yes, he did; and he just blushed when I told him, “what would you do if I told her what you said? Would you ask her to have sex with me?”
“Hey, Marco, promise me you won’t tell Jean, okay?” You and I nursing on a poison that never stung Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it Somewhere for this, death and guns We are deaf, we are numb Free and young and we can
yesboy4u: i had no idea what he was smirking about but his cocky grin was making my cock hard and making it very hard to concentrate on what was being said. when he stripped down in front of me later that night i knew exactly what he’d been so certain
gottabreedemall: Oh my god, his cock feel so good. He said he would pull out, but… what if he didn’t? What if he came inside me instead? I might get pregnant… Why is that so hot? Oh god, I want it. I want to feel his cum inside me. I don’t
That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted “fries and a shake”
leeterr: What a fucking joke this world has become. There were some new “things” going on.Someone just said he said that he said: “beat up women in real life, viewers"If that is really true then the ban is kind of justified. But it depends
jhardcastle82: The cop pulled me over on my bike for speeding. After he put me in handcuffs he asked me if I wanted to spend the night in jail. Of course, I said no. He said good, that was all he needed to hear. Before I could ask him what he meant
draconym: draconym: I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said.Like just
dreadpipelinepelime: Shid He Said Im His Best Customer.. Been Seein This Dick Swing For A Min. Always Starin Bruh . So One Day I Said .. Whats Up .. and the he cracked A Smile That turned Into A big Ass Grin. And I Already Knew What Was Up ..
kichiru: wrapbattle: MY MOM BOUGHT VAGINA SOUP AND MY BROTHER ASKED WHAT IT WAS AND I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE USES IT HE WILL BECOME A GIRL AND THEN ONE DAY I FOUND HIM CRYING IN THE GARDEN BURRYING HIS BOY TOYS AND I ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING AND HE SAID
jake2bb: Jerry said that he was mortified when his Uncle happened to walk in on him jerking off. He said that without skipping a beat his Uncle said that it was cool and that he wouldn’t tell anyone if Jerry just laid back and let him do what he wanted.
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
loverofmythology: I literally just realized why Peter lost his shit when he found out Gamora was dead. That’s what Peter’s dad said about putting cancer into his mom’s brain. That’s why he immediately said “no you didnt” when Thanos said he
roundworms: so this fedora looking fucker came into my store today and upon entering immediately made an audible sigh and proceeded to talk to me like i was a child. when i told him to stop being condescending, he got all huffy and said that because
I fucked a dude so long and hard the other day that his dick got chafed. He said, “I’m gonna cum in you and just keep going, is that ok?” and that is exactly what he did. And then he just kept fucking me and fucking me even though I think his dick
auteurstearoom: “[To Play Wendy Torrance] I wanted Jessica Lange [….] He said, ‘Well, no, I want Shelley Duvall.’ I said ‘Shelley Duvall?! What’s the idea Stanley?!’ And he says, ’Well, you gotta have somebody in that part that
beenbekossi: i hope we get to know what the “honest” thing that sangwoo siad to his mom that made her like this what if he said “you deserve this” or something or maybe he said “i love my dad” even after watching him doing this to his
thehistorymonks: “I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been completely at a loss my whole life.” He hesitated. “I think it’s called being human,
masasei:njena: (puts a tiny sweater on a rabbit) i am a hare dresser THOUGHT OF NOIZ HAD TO DRAW NOIZ
s-indria: “Umm, I…that time, I asked…I asked Nine what he was always listening to. And he said it was music from a cold land…from Iceland. And then…he said that in Icelandic, V-O-N means ‘hope.’”
howlingsoldier: Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina and in The Late Late Show with James Corden “I cannot take credit for any of that,” said Oscar. “[It was done] by a choreographer who had won Mr. Disco in the U.K. in the mid-‘90s, so he knows his
come-aboard-the-serenity: superwhlockian-potterhead: he regrets it as soon as he says it THIS IS SO DAMN PAINFUL. NOT ONLY FOR JOHN. MY SHERLOCK AS AS HE SAYS SAYS THAT. BECAUSE HE REALIZES THAT IS WHAT JOHN PROBABLY SAID WHEN HE WAS GOING TO DIE.
voyeurexhibition:“What are you?’, he said. “Your girl”, she answered. He slapped her face. She knew what a hard slap was and that wasn’t it, but knew that it could soon follow. “What are you?”, he said, evenly. “I’m your whore”. He
that post remind me of what happened today, there was a douche bag who calls himself an game master (or master of games I forgot the exact words) and without thing I asked if he was a PC elitist and he said “I don’t believe in elitism but
equalistmako: equalistmako: I’m laughing because an IGN reviewer gave the LoK game a super low rating and basically said he “wouldn’t recommend it to true fans” and like listen up buddy I don’t know what your definition of a ‘true fan’
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: extrasad: my baby brother just asked me what homophobic is and I told him that it means that you hate gay people and he said he’s not homophobic because he doesn’t hate gay people, he hates everyone. BLESS THIS CHILD
littlegypsydance: When I asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he jokingly said, “Pizza, video games, and pussy.” I just rolled my eyes and said, “Typical. Well, we’re having dinner together that night so don’t make any plans!” He
itironman: A famous man once said, “We create our own demons.” Who said that? What does that even mean? Didn’t matter. I said it cause he said it. So now, he was famous and it was basically said by two well-known guys.
toxxsick69: dirtychild4: Daddy said he would gently put it in my little poop hole…. I have to stop trusting him No princess. That’s not what daddy said. I only said that I’d start off gentle. Besides, you should know better than to make daddy
quotelounge: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen,
neotrances:neotrances:this guy came thru self check out and stood next to me and he had a “stop having children” mask and a vest covered in buttons that said stuff like “make abortion and vasectomies mandatory” “atheist will rise” “bomb
certifiedxheathen: unclefather: Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m
“What’s the matter, May?” asked Mr. Crude.“It’s starting to leak out,” she replied.“I thought that’s what you wanted,” he said.“It is, but there’s so much of it! I’ve never in my life had so much cum inside me! Do you always shoot
mysextrets: “"So I saw this picture on Instagram the other day and it said “what would you do if you woke up to this?” And the first guy who commented really pissed me off. He said that he would be pissed as hell and that he would make her
singletman: randy9bis: Beautiful physique, and fabulous tattooed sleeve ! :-) “The guy who did my left arm tattoos , said he’d be right back to start work on my right arm “. “ He said he had something he had to take care off, thats what
andrvw: oneguyoneshow: andrvw: i’ve Sucked a few dicks in my day and let me tell Ya something, there’s nothing homo about stroking another man’s shaft. -abraham lincoln Pretty sure he never said that… you don’t know shit buddy
neshjoe replied to your post: So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture… That’s awful! What did he want you to draw? :o It’s his best friend’s birthday tomorrow and he said he told her I’d draw her something. He said
t-amaki: “I asked Nine what he was always listening to. He said it was music from a cold land… from Iceland. And then… He said that in Icelandic, V-O-N means… hope.”
fleurotica: yesterday my dad hugged me out of the blue and told me how proud he was of me and how glad he is ive turned out the way i have and then today he looked at me and said you’re so lucky n i was like what and he said that you can wear no make
Master looks so cute in his uniform. <3 It’s lame that I don’t get to see him all weekend. But he said something earlier that instantly drenched me. “Just do what you’re told.” He said it in kind of a harsh voice and it
goodgirl4him: “Why?” she said. “Why what”, he questioned. “Why does it have to be that this way?” she countered. “But what’s wrong with this way,” he said tilting his head to the side as if trying to
![auteurstearoom: “[To Play Wendy Torrance] I wanted Jessica Lange [….] He said, ‘Well, no, I want Shelley Duvall.’ I said ‘Shelley Duvall?! What’s the idea Stanley?!’ And he says, ’Well, you gotta have somebody in that part that](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b753753f57943287d8dfb6ef59d1cb7e/tumblr_nili52fboM1ts2udoo1_250.jpg)
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