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camacaileon: Today I explained to a guy what shipping is In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”
vagisodium: renee-descartes: jessiemotional: james-sassypants-kirk: macaroons-in-the-tardis: lliampayne: what the heck harry turns 20 in 4 months he was like 16 yesterday 1st world problems Harry’s older than that. Rowling said he was born
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
ilikelookingatnakedmen: tanukiham: katschy: tanukiham: So two days ago my boss’s dad found out (again, asshat never pays attention) that I’m not as white as him. “What are you, then?” he asked. “Māori,” I said. He looked me in the eye
experienceisbest: Becoming Daddy“Would you be my daddy?” He had no idea what she meant when she said that. She’d just come back from her freshman year at college and when she dropped by to see how he was, she looked so grown up and mature. His
I spent all day getting ready for a concert that got cancelled so my ex said he would come pick me up to hang out but then he cancelled too. What a day full of disappointment I’m going to go cry now.
gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
brattyprettysub: “You’re overreacting,” she’d said to him when he’d first thrown her across his knee. It wasn’t what she was saying now. “Ow ow ow, okay, oh my god, ouch, that hurts.” He didn’t stop pushing the plug into her—slowly,
alphabitches: My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
cosbyykidd:For those that didn’t go to church today I’ll tell you what you missed:“On the third day, HA! He got up, HA! I said on the THIRD day, HA! He got up, HA! With ALLLL Power, HA! Not some power, HA! Not part of the power, HA! Turn to ya neighbor
notgingcr: gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going
broliloquy:gundamdick:thepioden:hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on.
iiely: iiely: i might do this over because i hate it so much ugh arm why EDIT: fixed it like i said i would EDITx2: he’s not anyone from wtnv i don’t know what that is please no he is mine THANKS
tittily: tittily: after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the
karnythia:broliloquy:gundamdick:thepioden:hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what
serahcullen:i keep seeing that one post about ‘wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically’when i was like 15 my brother asked me what i wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me
guapofulltime: lustlylauren: In need of a good spanking(; “His heart danced upon her movements like a cork upon a tide. He heard what her eyes said to him from beneath their cowl and knew that in some dim past, whether in life or revery, he had
piertotum-locomottor: tennants-hair: camacaileon: Today I explained to a guy what shipping is In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially
tennants-hair: camacaileon: Today I explained to a guy what shipping is In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.” KEEP
whorville: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
sonnet20: the-arachnocommunist: paekistan: What she says: I’m fine What she means: Gandhi was a racist, misogynist, sexist who said that the rape of a woman was her own fault. He slept with naked underage girls to test his celibacy and degraded them
gundamdick:thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
